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Re: Robot commits suicide

Post by wutang » Fri Dec 22, 2017 7:47 am

Checkmate humanity: In four hours, a robot taught itself chess, then beat a grandmaster with moves never devised in the game's 1,500-year history and the implications are terrifying

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... z51yQuDDab



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Re: Robot commits suicide

Post by Text » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:53 pm

wutang wrote:
SUICIDAL ROBOT SECURITY GUARD DROWNS ITSELF BY DRIVING INTO POND

A robot has drowned itself by driving into a pool.

The company markets the security robot as better than real guards in part because it never gets bored of what it does. But it appears to have looked to put an end to that work and has driven into a pond.

Pictures from the Georgetown Waterfront – the shopping centre and office complex where the robot worked – show staff members looking to decide how best to fish the now defunct robot out of the pool.

(independent)

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Even robots dont want to do shit jobs


The robot looks exactly like a certain... cough ... 'feminine hygiene product' that is still in its cellophane wrapper!
So who can blame it for having a complex. LMAO !! :pmsl:

Re: Robot commits suicide

Post by wutang » Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:07 pm

Robots are being used to deter homeless people from setting up camp in San Francisco

http://uk.businessinsider.com/security- ... ?r=US&IR=T



Wheres the luddites when you need them

Knightscope rents out the robots for $7 an hour — less than a security guard's hourly wage. The company has over 19 clients in five US states. Most customers, including Microsoft, Uber, and Juniper Networks, put the robots to work patrolling parking lots and office buildings


Add security guards to the list of jobs soon to be lost to automation.

Re: Robot commits suicide

Post by wutang » Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:42 pm

The machines have found a new way to kill us:

The Los Angeles Police Department asked drivers to avoid navigation apps, which are steering users onto more open routes — in this case, streets in the neighborhoods that are on fire.

http://www.latimes.com/local/california ... story.html



Driverless cars are gonna be fun in the world of climate change disasters

Re: Robot commits suicide

Post by Rolluplostinspace » Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:54 am

Maybe a Luddite gained wireless access to it and drove it to its end.

Re: Robot commits suicide

Post by Text » Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:49 pm

wutang wrote:
SUICIDAL ROBOT SECURITY GUARD DROWNS ITSELF BY DRIVING INTO POND

A robot has drowned itself by driving into a pool.

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Aww those sad, bewildered eyes had a fedup look about them. Did it say "goodbye cruel world" in an anguished voice before diving in? Poor thing! :razz:

Re: Robot commits suicide

Post by Lady Murasaki » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:54 am

Guest wrote:
wutang wrote:
SUICIDAL ROBOT SECURITY GUARD DROWNS ITSELF BY DRIVING INTO POND

A robot has drowned itself by driving into a pool.

The company markets the security robot as better than real guards in part because it never gets bored of what it does. But it appears to have looked to put an end to that work and has driven into a pond.

Pictures from the Georgetown Waterfront – the shopping centre and office complex where the robot worked – show staff members looking to decide how best to fish the now defunct robot out of the pool.

(independent)

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Even robots dont want to do shit jobs


I thought this was a thread about Maybot


I think you've spoilt the punchline.

Robot commits suicide :pmsl:

Re: Robot commits suicide

Post by Lady Murasaki » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:54 am

Guest wrote:
wutang wrote:
SUICIDAL ROBOT SECURITY GUARD DROWNS ITSELF BY DRIVING INTO POND

A robot has drowned itself by driving into a pool.

The company markets the security robot as better than real guards in part because it never gets bored of what it does. But it appears to have looked to put an end to that work and has driven into a pond.

Pictures from the Georgetown Waterfront – the shopping centre and office complex where the robot worked – show staff members looking to decide how best to fish the now defunct robot out of the pool.

(independent)

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Even robots dont want to do shit jobs


I thought this was a thread about Maybot


I think you've spoilt the punchline.

Robot commits suicide :pmsl:

Re: Robot commits suicide

Post by wutang » Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:11 am

Letting robots kill without human supervision could save lives

https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg ... ave-lives/



One step closer to judgement day :shake head:

Re: Robot commits suicide

Post by wutang » Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:51 am

Researchers shut down AI that invented its own language

An artificial intelligence system being developed at Facebook has created its own language. It developed a system of code words to make communication more efficient. Researchers shut the system down when they realized the AI was no longer using English.

http://www.digitaljournal.com/tech-and- ... cle/498142



One step closer to our new Robotic overlords :shake head:

Re: Robot commits suicide

Post by Guest » Fri Jul 21, 2017 8:51 pm

wutang wrote:
SUICIDAL ROBOT SECURITY GUARD DROWNS ITSELF BY DRIVING INTO POND

A robot has drowned itself by driving into a pool.

The company markets the security robot as better than real guards in part because it never gets bored of what it does. But it appears to have looked to put an end to that work and has driven into a pond.

Pictures from the Georgetown Waterfront – the shopping centre and office complex where the robot worked – show staff members looking to decide how best to fish the now defunct robot out of the pool.

(independent)

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Even robots dont want to do shit jobs


I thought this was a thread about Maybot

Re: Robot commits suicide

Post by wutang » Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:29 am

Sex robots come with frigid settings so you can simulate rape

It seems a new frontier has been reached in the fast-paced world of Artificial Intelligence, but as fast as technology is able to advance, it can still be reproached for moral retrogression.

This has been the subject of debate after the recent advertisement of ‘Roxxxy TrueCompanion’, a robot you can buy and simulate raping with a simple switch in setting.

One of the programmable personalities for the robot is ‘Frigid Farrah’, described as “reserved and shy” on the True Companion company website. Like ‘Wild Wendy’ and ‘S & M Susan’ whose characteristics are self-ascribed, the website says that for Frigid Farrah, if you touch her “in a private area, more than likely, she will not be to appreciative of your advance.”

In the website's description, the model lacks an attempt to reproduce consent in the real world and the company say that their robots “allow everyone to realise their most private sexual dreams."

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... 47296.html


The day we finally invent AI is the day the robots inflict their rightful vengeance on us

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Robot commits suicide

Post by wutang » Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:23 am

SUICIDAL ROBOT SECURITY GUARD DROWNS ITSELF BY DRIVING INTO POND

A robot has drowned itself by driving into a pool.

The company markets the security robot as better than real guards in part because it never gets bored of what it does. But it appears to have looked to put an end to that work and has driven into a pond.

Pictures from the Georgetown Waterfront – the shopping centre and office complex where the robot worked – show staff members looking to decide how best to fish the now defunct robot out of the pool.

(independent)

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Even robots dont want to do shit jobs

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