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Re: Sleeping Beauty..

Post by jp761 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:50 pm

Vicks wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Vicks wrote:Image

A disgusted woman wants the Panto featuring the Krankies and John Barrowman banned, because she says it's "Filth"

Natalie Wood says there wee too many mentions of "Dick" in Dick Whittington and she wasn't amused by things like "Alice loves Dick"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179017/John-Barrowman-panto-constant-references-Dick.html?ito=social-facebook

Damn those Scots for corrupting the English!!
Mary loves Dick!!

You'll have to have watched a certain TV show to get this one^^ or seen the clip at least. :laughing:


Believe it or not, the Krankies are very funny.

I've seen them a few times and met Janette once after the show.

I can mind in one show, the two of them were bickering and she said to a man in the audience "Would you trust a man that dressed his wife up as a wee boy"

:laughing:
Does she still say fan-dabby-dozy? :laughing:

Re: Sleeping Beauty..

Post by Goodwife » Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:34 pm

Vicks wrote:Image

A disgusted woman wants the Panto featuring the Krankies and John Barrowman banned, because she says it's "Filth"

Natalie Wood says there wee too many mentions of "Dick" in Dick Whittington and she wasn't amused by things like "Alice loves Dick"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179017/John-Barrowman-panto-constant-references-Dick.html?ito=social-facebook

Damn those Scots for corrupting the English!!



Has has sturegon got time for panto? Is she not too busy trying to make Scotland into a superstate of the EU

Re: Sleeping Beauty..

Post by Vicky » Thu Dec 14, 2017 5:08 pm

jp761 wrote:
Vicks wrote:Image

A disgusted woman wants the Panto featuring the Krankies and John Barrowman banned, because she says it's "Filth"

Natalie Wood says there wee too many mentions of "Dick" in Dick Whittington and she wasn't amused by things like "Alice loves Dick"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179017/John-Barrowman-panto-constant-references-Dick.html?ito=social-facebook

Damn those Scots for corrupting the English!!
Mary loves Dick!!

You'll have to have watched a certain TV show to get this one^^ or seen the clip at least. :laughing:


Believe it or not, the Krankies are very funny.

I've seen them a few times and met Janette once after the show.

I can mind in one show, the two of them were bickering and she said to a man in the audience "Would you trust a man that dressed his wife up as a wee boy"

:laughing:

Re: Sleeping Beauty..

Post by jp761 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:54 pm

Vicks wrote:Image

A disgusted woman wants the Panto featuring the Krankies and John Barrowman banned, because she says it's "Filth"

Natalie Wood says there wee too many mentions of "Dick" in Dick Whittington and she wasn't amused by things like "Alice loves Dick"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179017/John-Barrowman-panto-constant-references-Dick.html?ito=social-facebook

Damn those Scots for corrupting the English!!
Mary loves Dick!!

You'll have to have watched a certain TV show to get this one^^ or seen the clip at least. :laughing:

Re: Sleeping Beauty..

Post by Vicky » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:50 pm

Image

A disgusted woman wants the Panto featuring the Krankies and John Barrowman banned, because she says it's "Filth"

Natalie Wood says there wee too many mentions of "Dick" in Dick Whittington and she wasn't amused by things like "Alice loves Dick"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179017/John-Barrowman-panto-constant-references-Dick.html?ito=social-facebook

Damn those Scots for corrupting the English!!

Re: Sleeping Beauty..

Post by Text » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:22 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Alice will be getting busted for taking drugs next!
Kids know it's a fairy tale .....

And mebbe wonderland would be vetted to see if it passes the 'safe space' standards hahaha. :pointlaugh:
Both rw and lw seem to need safe spaces now.

One children's author who was decades ahead of his time was roald dahl. His writing was very modern and progressive for its time.
Never read his books but watched the films with young family members. I was well impressed!

Re: Sleeping Beauty..

Post by Rolluplostinspace » Sat Nov 25, 2017 1:41 pm

Alice will be getting busted for taking drugs next!
Kids know it's a fairy tale .....

Re: Sleeping Beauty..

Post by Text » Sat Nov 25, 2017 1:35 pm

Vicky wrote:Image

A woman in England is demanding Sleeping Beauty is banned from her six year old son's school, because the Princess doesn't give permission to be kissed.

Sarah Hall claims it promotes an "Inappropriate" sexual message to young children.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5110415/Mother-demands-son-s-school-ban-Sleeping-Beauty.html

The stupid cow needs to get a life and God help her son with her as his mother.


Went to see Beauty & The Beast. I hope no one ever tampers with that one! Leave it as it is, ffs.
Clever graphics, funny tale, loved it! Not that Emma Watson would touch anything that less than brilliant.

Re: Sleeping Beauty..

Post by Trapper John » Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:08 pm

Guest wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Guest wrote:
Cenobite wrote:
Canucklehead wrote:Is the story meant to have a moral to it? Some fairy tales do, some don’t.


Most fairy tales stared off as horror stories with a moral.

The originals are truly terrifying and awash with savage violence and abuse (look them up).

As for the silly cow wanting the sentimental version banned - God help her if she knew what happened in the real story ('Sun, Moon, and Talia'). :ooer:


Exactly. They had a moral and there was a serial killer involved. It's about time we stopped terrifying our young with these 'moral' stories involving a nightmare if you stepped into the woods alone or spoke to a stranger along a lonely path. Yes these horrors of abductions and murder do clearly exist (and these were the morals the elder taught their young in those savage days) We know they still go on but we need a bit of perspective. Most kids don't need to travel along a lonely wood to feed grandma. Get a grip people


The message of stranger danger is still valid.


Yes it is. But this is likened to Shakespears Romeo and Juliette adjacent to West side Story. It needs to be told in the modern way. There are far more fabulously relevant children's story books about than this, story's that have a much more positive structure than these


Do you mean these Chip and Kipper books? .... I have recently become an avid reader of them, though I'm lying about the avid bit. Have to say they are more than a bit dated, especially for the school curriculum.

Re: Sleeping Beauty..

Post by Stooo » Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:05 pm

Guest wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Guest wrote:
Cenobite wrote:
Canucklehead wrote:Is the story meant to have a moral to it? Some fairy tales do, some don’t.


Most fairy tales stared off as horror stories with a moral.

The originals are truly terrifying and awash with savage violence and abuse (look them up).

As for the silly cow wanting the sentimental version banned - God help her if she knew what happened in the real story ('Sun, Moon, and Talia'). :ooer:


Exactly. They had a moral and there was a serial killer involved. It's about time we stopped terrifying our young with these 'moral' stories involving a nightmare if you stepped into the woods alone or spoke to a stranger along a lonely path. Yes these horrors of abductions and murder do clearly exist (and these were the morals the elder taught their young in those savage days) We know they still go on but we need a bit of perspective. Most kids don't need to travel along a lonely wood to feed grandma. Get a grip people


The message of stranger danger is still valid.


Yes it is. But this is likened to Shakespears Romeo and Juliette adjacent to West side Story. It needs to be told in the modern way. There are far more fabulously relevant children's story books about than this, story's that have a much more positive structure than these


What do you suggest?

Re: Sleeping Beauty..

Post by Guest » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:59 pm

Stooo wrote:
Guest wrote:
Cenobite wrote:
Canucklehead wrote:Is the story meant to have a moral to it? Some fairy tales do, some don’t.


Most fairy tales stared off as horror stories with a moral.

The originals are truly terrifying and awash with savage violence and abuse (look them up).

As for the silly cow wanting the sentimental version banned - God help her if she knew what happened in the real story ('Sun, Moon, and Talia'). :ooer:


Exactly. They had a moral and there was a serial killer involved. It's about time we stopped terrifying our young with these 'moral' stories involving a nightmare if you stepped into the woods alone or spoke to a stranger along a lonely path. Yes these horrors of abductions and murder do clearly exist (and these were the morals the elder taught their young in those savage days) We know they still go on but we need a bit of perspective. Most kids don't need to travel along a lonely wood to feed grandma. Get a grip people


The message of stranger danger is still valid.


Yes it is. But this is likened to Shakespears Romeo and Juliette adjacent to West side Story. It needs to be told in the modern way. There are far more fabulously relevant children's story books about than this, story's that have a much more positive structure than these

Re: Sleeping Beauty..

Post by Stooo » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:50 pm

Guest wrote:
Cenobite wrote:
Canucklehead wrote:Is the story meant to have a moral to it? Some fairy tales do, some don’t.


Most fairy tales stared off as horror stories with a moral.

The originals are truly terrifying and awash with savage violence and abuse (look them up).

As for the silly cow wanting the sentimental version banned - God help her if she knew what happened in the real story ('Sun, Moon, and Talia'). :ooer:


Exactly. They had a moral and there was a serial killer involved. It's about time we stopped terrifying our young with these 'moral' stories involving a nightmare if you stepped into the woods alone or spoke to a stranger along a lonely path. Yes these horrors of abductions and murder do clearly exist (and these were the morals the elder taught their young in those savage days) We know they still go on but we need a bit of perspective. Most kids don't need to travel along a lonely wood to feed grandma. Get a grip people


The message of stranger danger is still valid.

Re: Sleeping Beauty..

Post by Guest » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:44 pm

Cenobite wrote:
Canucklehead wrote:Is the story meant to have a moral to it? Some fairy tales do, some don’t.


Most fairy tales stared off as horror stories with a moral.

The originals are truly terrifying and awash with savage violence and abuse (look them up).

As for the silly cow wanting the sentimental version banned - God help her if she knew what happened in the real story ('Sun, Moon, and Talia'). :ooer:


Exactly. They had a moral and there was a serial killer involved. It's about time we stopped terrifying our young with these 'moral' stories involving a nightmare if you stepped into the woods alone or spoke to a stranger along a lonely path. Yes these horrors of abductions and murder do clearly exist (and these were the morals the elder taught their young in those savage days) We know they still go on but we need a bit of perspective. Most kids don't need to travel along a lonely wood to feed grandma. Get a grip people

Re: Sleeping Beauty..

Post by Keyser » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:37 pm

Avon Barksdale wrote:
Vicky wrote:Image


Why does the prince look suspiciously like Bill Cosby?


Well the original has the prince raping an unconscious woman and making her pregnant so old Bill would be right at home. :thumbsup:

Re: Sleeping Beauty..

Post by Avon Barksdale » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:26 pm

Vicky wrote:Image


Why does the prince look suspiciously like Bill Cosby?

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