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Re: JOKE THREADS

Post by McAz » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:44 pm

Major Starbold wrote:
McAz wrote:What's the difference between Starbold and Hitler?

Opportunity.


Whats the difference between McAz and a bulldozer, none, they both push sh** uphill.


I don't though - whereas you are a self confessed admirer of Hitler. :dunno:

Re: JOKE THREADS

Post by Major » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:41 pm

McAz wrote:What's the difference between Starbold and Hitler?

Opportunity.


Whats the difference between McAz and a bulldozer, none, they both push sh** uphill.

Re: JOKE THREADS

Post by McAz » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:31 pm

What's the difference between Starbold and Hitler?

Opportunity.

Re: JOKE THREADS

Post by Racist Hunter » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:01 pm

You stupid fuck :pointlaugh:

Re: JOKE THREADS

Post by Major » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:56 pm

I went to a Muslim strip show the other night. Everyone was shouting, "Show us yer face!"

Did you hear the one about Jewish-Muslim comedy night? The rehearsals were going really well until the Jews occupied the Muslim half of the stage.

Aziz, Ahmed and Mustafa are three brothers.
They each send some money back home to their old mom and dad.
Aziz sends them money so they can add one more room to the house and live more comfortably.
Ahmed sends them money so they can buy some second hand car, drive around and have some fun instead of being bored.
Mustafa sends them a parrot.
The parrot was specially trained in Mecca and it can recite Kuran by heart,
so parents can just tell him the chapter where to start and bird will start reciting.
After a while they get a letter from the parents.
It says:
Dear sons,
Thank you for your gifts.
Ahmed, we added one more room to the house. We don't use it much, but now I have one more room to clean.
But still thank you for making the house nicer.
Aziz, we bought the car, but we are not using it much. We are old and tired, so we don't leave the house unless we have to.
But it still comes in handy when we need to go somewhere.
Mustafa, your present was the best - the chicken was delicious.

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Re: JOKE THREADS

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:51 am

McAz wrote:
Canary wrote:
McAz wrote:
Major Starbold wrote:How do you confuse a TB, write PTO on his ass.




Tuberculosis? Nah, your joke doesn't work - try harder. :thumbsup:



Durrr TB = Turd Burglar
It's his graphic style of referring to gays (along with ''shirt-lifters, benders, pothooks''. His vocabulary for describing gays is encyclopaedic).


I was once strangely accused of ''doing a hatchet job'' on him when I translated what his strange insults meant.
He does a hatchet job on himself each time he posts, he does not need any help from me or anyone else, take note.

Not trolling here, btw. Just explaining.


Gosh, but anal sex is by no means the preserve of homosexuals, in fact figures suggest that more heterosexuals engage in it than gays.
Perhaps Mr and Mrs Starbold are pioneers in this field given his fascination with the practice? :dunno:


i know the others, but pothook?

Re: JOKE THREADS

Post by Trapper John » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:29 pm

Here's an inoffensive joke that made me giggle earlier when I heard it.

"I did a jigsaw puzzle a while ago, took me three days to complete. I didn't think that was bad considering it said 3-4 years on the box."

Re: JOKE THREADS

Post by Trapper John » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:27 pm

Major Starbold wrote:Canary always has a go at me when her HRT patch has fallen off and she does not notice, otherwise she really lurves me. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx forCanary.


Now that was fucking funny, some tea came down my nose when I read that.

Re: JOKE THREADS

Post by Major » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:39 pm

Re: JOKE THREADS

Post by McAz » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:33 pm

Major Starbold wrote:Canary always has a go at me when her HRT patch has fallen off and she does not notice, otherwise she really lurves me. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx forCanary.


Was she lying about your interest in anal sex? :dunno:

Re: JOKE THREADS

Post by Major » Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:31 pm

Canary always has a go at me when her HRT patch has fallen off and she does not notice, otherwise she really lurves me. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx forCanary.

Re: JOKE THREADS

Post by McAz » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:19 pm

Canary wrote:
McAz wrote:
Major Starbold wrote:How do you confuse a TB, write PTO on his ass.




Tuberculosis? Nah, your joke doesn't work - try harder. :thumbsup:



Durrr TB = Turd Burglar
It's his graphic style of referring to gays (along with ''shirt-lifters, benders, pothooks''. His vocabulary for describing gays is encyclopaedic).


I was once strangely accused of ''doing a hatchet job'' on him when I translated what his strange insults meant.
He does a hatchet job on himself each time he posts, he does not need any help from me or anyone else, take note.

Not trolling here, btw. Just explaining.


Gosh, but anal sex is by no means the preserve of homosexuals, in fact figures suggest that more heterosexuals engage in it than gays.
Perhaps Mr and Mrs Starbold are pioneers in this field given his fascination with the practice? :dunno:

Re: JOKE THREADS

Post by Text » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:10 pm

McAz wrote:
Major Starbold wrote:
McAz wrote:
Major Starbold wrote:
McAz wrote:A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins?

Society



A fat tb and a skinny tb jump off a cliff, who wins???????


the world.

That's the same joke but with TB (thick bastard) instead of racist you halfwit. :roll: Here, try this:

How do you confuse a phoney Major?

Write PTO on both sides of a piece of paper.


How do you confuse a TB, write PTO on his ass.




Tuberculosis? Nah, your joke doesn't work - try harder. :thumbsup:



Durrr TB = Turd Burglar
It's his graphic style of referring to gays (along with ''shirt-lifters, benders, pothooks''. His vocabulary for describing gays is encyclopaedic).


I was once strangely accused of ''doing a hatchet job'' on him when I translated what his strange insults meant.
He does a hatchet job on himself each time he posts, he does not need any help from me or anyone else, take note.

Not trolling here, btw. Just explaining.

Re: JOKE THREADS

Post by McAz » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:07 pm

Major Starbold wrote:
McAz wrote:
Major Starbold wrote:
McAz wrote:A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins?

Society



A fat tb and a skinny tb jump off a cliff, who wins???????


the world.

That's the same joke but with TB (thick bastard) instead of racist you halfwit. :roll: Here, try this:

How do you confuse a phoney Major?

Write PTO on both sides of a piece of paper.


How do you confuse a TB, write PTO on his ass.


Tuberculosis? Nah, your joke doesn't work - try harder. :thumbsup:

Re: JOKE THREADS

Post by Major » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:05 pm

McAz wrote:
Major Starbold wrote:
McAz wrote:A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins?

Society



A fat tb and a skinny tb jump off a cliff, who wins???????


the world.

That's the same joke but with TB (thick bastard) instead of racist you halfwit. :roll: Here, try this:

How do you confuse a phoney Major?

Write PTO on both sides of a piece of paper.


How do you confuse a TB, write PTO on his ass.

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