by Major » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:56 pm
I went to a Muslim strip show the other night. Everyone was shouting, "Show us yer face!"
Did you hear the one about Jewish-Muslim comedy night? The rehearsals were going really well until the Jews occupied the Muslim half of the stage.
Aziz, Ahmed and Mustafa are three brothers.
They each send some money back home to their old mom and dad.
Aziz sends them money so they can add one more room to the house and live more comfortably.
Ahmed sends them money so they can buy some second hand car, drive around and have some fun instead of being bored.
Mustafa sends them a parrot.
The parrot was specially trained in Mecca and it can recite Kuran by heart,
so parents can just tell him the chapter where to start and bird will start reciting.
After a while they get a letter from the parents.
It says:
Dear sons,
Thank you for your gifts.
Ahmed, we added one more room to the house. We don't use it much, but now I have one more room to clean.
But still thank you for making the house nicer.
Aziz, we bought the car, but we are not using it much. We are old and tired, so we don't leave the house unless we have to.
But it still comes in handy when we need to go somewhere.
Mustafa, your present was the best - the chicken was delicious.
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I went to a Muslim strip show the other night. Everyone was shouting, "Show us yer face!"
Did you hear the one about Jewish-Muslim comedy night? The rehearsals were going really well until the Jews occupied the Muslim half of the stage.
Aziz, Ahmed and Mustafa are three brothers.
They each send some money back home to their old mom and dad.
Aziz sends them money so they can add one more room to the house and live more comfortably.
Ahmed sends them money so they can buy some second hand car, drive around and have some fun instead of being bored.
Mustafa sends them a parrot.
The parrot was specially trained in Mecca and it can recite Kuran by heart,
so parents can just tell him the chapter where to start and bird will start reciting.
After a while they get a letter from the parents.
It says:
Dear sons,
Thank you for your gifts.
Ahmed, we added one more room to the house. We don't use it much, but now I have one more room to clean.
But still thank you for making the house nicer.
Aziz, we bought the car, but we are not using it much. We are old and tired, so we don't leave the house unless we have to.
But it still comes in handy when we need to go somewhere.
Mustafa, your present was the best - the chicken was delicious.
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