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Re: Happy Valentines Day Everyone

Post by Lady Murasaki » Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:50 pm

Snookerballs wrote:How do you get rid of the smell of petrol from those service station bought Roses ???


Plan better next time. :Lucia:

Re: Happy Valentines Day Everyone

Post by Lady Murasaki » Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:49 pm

Stooo wrote:
Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:
Pair up posters wrote:Let's pair up posters just for fun

I'll go with Vicky and TJ
JP and Hobbit
JRA and Keyser
Dean and me!


Oh god you’re brave. I think you may send Hobbit and one or two others into a giddy rage. Hope you’re wearing a hard hat.

Dean is such a heartbreaker lol.


Dean being one of the wittier posters here I'll take me chances :mrgreen:

Also we could have
Holly and Maddog
Jack and Vam
Stoo and Lady M
Mes and Snookerballs


Lady M would have to confirm that she's warm and breathing, I do have standards... :snooty:


:gigglesnshit:

You would have to confirm those knees are indeed yours, otherwise I'd feel catfished. :snooty:

Re: Happy Valentines Day Everyone

Post by Cobs » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:55 pm

Canary wrote:I'd luv to see some new valentine poems - not a soppy romantic ones, but ironic or silly ones - something different.
Trapezer John once wrote a very funny rhyme about Oscar Pitorious who murdered his lover on ..... Valentine's day .. as you do. :paranoid: :pointlaugh:

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Never surprise,
Oscar Pistorius.

(cribbed from reddit)

Re: Happy Valentines Day Everyone

Post by Keyser » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:52 am

Cleopatra wrote:
Keyser wrote:Too late but whatever.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

It was under the shed,

That I buried you.


Totally unfunny, Keyser. :mrgreen:


At least I try! :snooty: :mrgreen:

Re: Happy Valentines Day Everyone

Post by Cleopatra » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:29 am

Keyser wrote:Too late but whatever.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

It was under the shed,

That I buried you.


Totally unfunny, Keyser. :mrgreen:

Re: Happy Valentines Day Everyone

Post by Keyser » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:27 am

Too late but whatever.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

It was under the shed,

That I buried you.

Re: Happy Valentines Day Everyone

Post by Snookerballs » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:36 pm

How do you get rid of the smell of petrol from those service station bought Roses ???

Re: Happy Valentines Day Everyone

Post by dis » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:55 pm

Valentine’s Day is a load of pish
If you gave me flowers I’d slap them aff your dish
Take your crappy chocolates and ram them up your arse
Valentine’s Day is a complete and utter farce.

:wubbers:

Re: Happy Valentines Day Everyone

Post by Text » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:53 pm

Stooo wrote:
Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:
Pair up posters wrote:Let's pair up posters just for fun

I'll go with Vicky and TJ
JP and Hobbit
JRA and Keyser
Dean and me!


Oh god you’re brave. I think you may send Hobbit and one or two others into a giddy rage. Hope you’re wearing a hard hat.

Dean is such a heartbreaker lol.


Dean being one of the wittier posters here I'll take me chances :mrgreen:

Also we could have
Holly and Maddog
Jack and Vam
Stoo and Lady M
Mes and Snookerballs


Lady M would have to confirm that she's warm and breathing, I do have standards... :snooty:

LM and Stooo - excellent pairing imo.
Cos ... why the hell not? :choc:

Re: Happy Valentines Day Everyone

Post by Text » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:51 pm

Beaky's betrothed wrote:
Canary wrote:Roses are red
Violets are blue
The day we wed
I'll always rue!
... :hand:

A huge surprise
Is waiting for you


Hmmm ...... Not bad. :ooer:
I'd incorporate your 2 extra lines into my rhyme, but it already contains just about the right mix of mirth & menace, I feel. Don't wanna tip the balance.
Let's keep it light hearted.

Re: Happy Valentines Day Everyone

Post by Guest » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:26 pm

Stooo wrote:
Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:
Pair up posters wrote:Let's pair up posters just for fun

I'll go with Vicky and TJ
JP and Hobbit
JRA and Keyser
Dean and me!


Oh god you’re brave. I think you may send Hobbit and one or two others into a giddy rage. Hope you’re wearing a hard hat.

Dean is such a heartbreaker lol.


Dean being one of the wittier posters here I'll take me chances :mrgreen:

Also we could have
Holly and Maddog
Jack and Vam
Stoo and Lady M
Mes and Snookerballs


Lady M would have to confirm that she's warm and breathing, I do have standards... :snooty:


Jeez you're so fussy!

Re: Happy Valentines Day Everyone

Post by Goodwife » Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:42 pm

All I can say is thank god dogs is not some kind of introduction agency :ooer:

Re: Happy Valentines Day Everyone

Post by Stooo » Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:29 pm

Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:
Pair up posters wrote:Let's pair up posters just for fun

I'll go with Vicky and TJ
JP and Hobbit
JRA and Keyser
Dean and me!


Oh god you’re brave. I think you may send Hobbit and one or two others into a giddy rage. Hope you’re wearing a hard hat.

Dean is such a heartbreaker lol.


Dean being one of the wittier posters here I'll take me chances :mrgreen:

Also we could have
Holly and Maddog
Jack and Vam
Stoo and Lady M
Mes and Snookerballs


Lady M would have to confirm that she's warm and breathing, I do have standards... :snooty:

Re: Happy Valentines Day Everyone

Post by Gabby » Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:33 pm

Guest wrote:Eating yourself again? :pmsl:


:dunno: .... all my fingers and toes are intact... so, no! :ooer:

Re: Happy Valentines Day Everyone

Post by Nucks » Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:31 pm

Poca wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Poca wrote:The Tesco meal for two, normally £10, has today become £20 :ooer: ..... well, so I saw advertised on FB anyway? :dunno:


Very typical of businesses to cash in on Valentines. Flowers can be ridiculously priced.


I’ve had the deal a few times, and great value it is too as the wine alone is £7.... but to double the price for today is a rip off.... the only difference from what I can see is they are calling it a bottle of bubbly, rather than wine! :dunno: :shame:


You should’ve bought it yesterday. :mrgreen:

:gigglesnshit:

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