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Re: Rank food

Post by Rolluplostinspace » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:46 pm

The perfect murder?
Get some shellfish open them slightly and put in the plant pot with the aspidistra for a couple of days.
Invite victim round for tea .......

Re: Rank food

Post by Star » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:13 pm

Avon Barksdale wrote:
Trapper John wrote:
Lambert wrote:The risk/reward ratio of eating oysters makes them an unattractive proposition to me. Risk: poisoning. Reward: ever-so-
slightly less hungry than before. I'll pass.


Man after my own heart. :thumbsup:


Hopefully not with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

I've heard some disturbing things about that bloke. Apparently he doesn't like hummus. Never trust a person who doesn't like hummus.

Sweetbreads come to mind :pukeup:

Re: Rank food

Post by jra » Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:11 pm

Guest wrote:
jra wrote:
Guest wrote:
jra wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:well you live and learn

and oysters being dead when you eat them?


ETA. AFAIK, they should be dead when you eat them.

http://www.oregon.gov/OHA/PH/HealthyEnv ... safety.pdf


are you trying to kill people???

they ought to be alive!


Yes I am trying to kill people. All of them. :pmsl:

These are links giving warnings you doughnut.


oysters eaten raw must be alive, you said they should be dead.


Raw can also be dead. Raw is uncooked.

Re: Rank food

Post by Avon Barksdale » Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:04 pm

Trapper John wrote:
Lambert wrote:The risk/reward ratio of eating oysters makes them an unattractive proposition to me. Risk: poisoning. Reward: ever-so-
slightly less hungry than before. I'll pass.


Man after my own heart. :thumbsup:


Hopefully not with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

I've heard some disturbing things about that bloke. Apparently he doesn't like hummus. Never trust a person who doesn't like hummus.

Re: Rank food

Post by Trapper John » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:36 pm

Lambert wrote:The risk/reward ratio of eating oysters makes them an unattractive proposition to me. Risk: poisoning. Reward: ever-so-
slightly less hungry than before. I'll pass.


Man after my own heart. :thumbsup:

Re: Rank food

Post by Cleopatra » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:03 pm

Kebab

Re: Rank food

Post by Guest » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:26 am

jra wrote:
Guest wrote:
jra wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:well you live and learn

and oysters being dead when you eat them?


ETA. AFAIK, they should be dead when you eat them.

http://www.oregon.gov/OHA/PH/HealthyEnv ... safety.pdf


are you trying to kill people???

they ought to be alive!


Yes I am trying to kill people. All of them. :pmsl:

These are links giving warnings you doughnut.


oysters eaten raw must be alive, you said they should be dead.

Re: Rank food

Post by jra » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:21 am

Lambert wrote:The risk/reward ratio of eating oysters makes them an unattractive proposition to me. Risk: poisoning. Reward: ever-so-slightly less hungry than before. I'll pass.


It's Russian Roulette IMO eating raw or past by it's sell by date shellfish.

Re: Rank food

Post by jra » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:18 am

Guest wrote:
jra wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:well you live and learn

and oysters being dead when you eat them?


ETA. AFAIK, they should be dead when you eat them.

http://www.oregon.gov/OHA/PH/HealthyEnv ... safety.pdf


are you trying to kill people???

they ought to be alive!


Yes I am trying to kill people. All of them. :pmsl:

These are links giving warnings you doughnut.

Re: Rank food

Post by Lambert » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:16 am

The risk/reward ratio of eating oysters makes them an unattractive proposition to me. Risk: poisoning. Reward: ever-so-slightly less hungry than before. I'll pass.

Re: Rank food

Post by Guest » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:37 am

jra wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:well you live and learn

and oysters being dead when you eat them?


ETA. AFAIK, they should be dead when you eat them.

http://www.oregon.gov/OHA/PH/HealthyEnv ... safety.pdf


are you trying to kill people???

they ought to be alive!

Re: Rank food

Post by jra » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:23 am

HobbitFeet wrote:well you live and learn

and oysters being dead when you eat them?


ETA. AFAIK, they should be dead when you eat them.

http://www.oregon.gov/OHA/PH/HealthyEnv ... safety.pdf

Re: Rank food

Post by Star » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:22 am

Avon Barksdale wrote:
Star wrote:
Avon Barksdale wrote:
Star wrote:
Avon Barksdale wrote:I've eaten the all day breakfast in a can, as well as burger in a can.

They were...interesting.

I do like the Heinz beans with little sausages though and tinned spagetti in tomato sauce on toast is lovely!

I used to like the macaroni cheese on toast.

Breakfast in a can & burger in a can :kinell:
I’ve never seen that kind of food.
Where you at uni Avon ?


Ha! Yes I was, hence my vast consumption of crap food.

Beans on toast, tinned spaghetti on toast, toast on toast...

I thought so :laughing:


You're a veritable Sherlock Holmes.

There was also rice with tuna, cheesy chips with beans, jacket potatoes with butter and not a green leafy vegetable in sight usually. I'm surprised I didn't end up dying of malnutrition.

A nosy Sherlock Holmes :laughing:

Re: Rank food

Post by Star » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:21 am

Puzzler wrote:
Gabby wrote:Oysters, slimy little fuckers... they ain't even dead FFS!

Yeah, fuck knows how anyone can eat them or whelks etc :pukeup:

I don’t either, the look of them is enough :pukeup:

Re: Rank food

Post by jra » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:11 am

HobbitFeet wrote:well you live and learn

and oysters being dead when you eat them?


No worries.

The only 'raw' seafoods I'll eat are pickled, like Bismarck Herring, Rollmops.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_dise ... g_raw_fish

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