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Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Post by Nucks » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:32 pm

McAz wrote:
Nucks wrote:In the Polish food section at Asda, they have perogies. I’d definitely miss them if they became unavailable. Maybe my Ukrainian stepdad can hook me up with the black market in such an event. :gigglesnshit:

We like Polish jam and those little chocolate covered gingerbread cakes. But don't worry, the Government have found a new food source - Soylent Green.

Taking back kontrol! :ooer:


Ooooh, I buy those at Aldi near Christmas, they’re called lebkuchen, right?

Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Post by McAz » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:22 pm

Nucks wrote:In the Polish food section at Asda, they have perogies. I’d definitely miss them if they became unavailable. Maybe my Ukrainian stepdad can hook me up with the black market in such an event. :gigglesnshit:

We like Polish jam and those little chocolate covered gingerbread cakes. But don't worry, the Government have found a new food source - Soylent Green.

Taking back kontrol! :ooer:

Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Post by Nucks » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:16 pm

In the Polish food section at Asda, they have perogies. I’d definitely miss them if they became unavailable. Maybe my Ukrainian stepdad can hook me up with the black market in such an event. :gigglesnshit:

Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Post by Lady Murasaki » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:42 pm

Guest wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
McAz wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
You aren’t supposed to eat them! :yikes:

They'll taste okay curried if we get too desperate. :dunno:


But how can we fatten them up if we have no food? :scratch:



Fear not, I'm sure we can feed you to them. Should be enough there to keep them going a month at least.


Is that supposed to be an insult you boney gargoyle?

Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Post by McAz » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:36 pm

Me Again wrote:
McAz wrote:
Me Again wrote:Government in planning for all scenarios shocker :bored:

Halfwit guest makes sneering post scoop. :roll:


Be nice.

What's a post scoop? :dunno:


Similar to a scenarios shocker.

Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:28 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:
McAz wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
McAz wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:I’ll miss croissants.


I'll miss immigrants when they're all shipped home. :gigglesnshit:


You aren’t supposed to eat them! :yikes:

They'll taste okay curried if we get too desperate. :dunno:


But how can we fatten them up if we have no food? :scratch:



Fear not, I'm sure we can feed you to them. Should be enough there to keep them going a month at least.

Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Post by Lady Murasaki » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:48 am

McAz wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
McAz wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:I’ll miss croissants.


I'll miss immigrants when they're all shipped home. :gigglesnshit:


You aren’t supposed to eat them! :yikes:

They'll taste okay curried if we get too desperate. :dunno:


But how can we fatten them up if we have no food? :scratch:

Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Post by McAz » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:41 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:
McAz wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:I’ll miss croissants.


I'll miss immigrants when they're all shipped home. :gigglesnshit:


You aren’t supposed to eat them! :yikes:

They'll taste okay curried if we get too desperate. :dunno:

Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Post by Lady Murasaki » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:33 am

McAz wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:I’ll miss croissants.


I'll miss immigrants when they're all shipped home. :gigglesnshit:


You aren’t supposed to eat them! :yikes:

Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Post by Me Again » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:30 am

McAz wrote:
Me Again wrote:Government in planning for all scenarios shocker :bored:

Halfwit guest makes sneering post scoop. :roll:


Be nice.

What's a post scoop? :dunno:

Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Post by McAz » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:30 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:I’ll miss croissants.


I'll miss immigrants when they're all shipped home. :gigglesnshit:

Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Post by McAz » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:27 am

Me Again wrote:Government in planning for all scenarios shocker :bored:

Halfwit guest makes sneering post scoop. :roll:

Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Post by Lady Murasaki » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:25 am

I’ll miss croissants.

Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Post by Me Again » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:20 am

Government in planning for all scenarios shocker :bored:

Re: Stockpile food for Brexit.

Post by Cobs » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:08 am

Leaving the EU is impossible, the question should never have been posed.
We will be eating our pets.

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