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Re: Waiting for parcel

Post by Stooo » Sat Aug 18, 2018 12:14 pm

Ray of Sunshine wrote:I mentioned before the best courier companies are the ones who give an exact time like DPD and UPS rather than "sometime between 8am and 7pm" so you have to wait in all day.


That's a pretty bad idea due to security concerns.

Re: Waiting for parcel

Post by DogsSupporter » Sat Aug 18, 2018 11:59 am

Ray of Sunshine wrote:I mentioned before the best courier companies are the ones who give an exact time like DPD and UPS rather than "sometime between 8am and 7pm" so you have to wait in all day.


The present for my partner and the best price did not allow me to choose the carrier.

Re: Waiting for parcel

Post by Ray of Sunshine » Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:12 pm

I mentioned before the best courier companies are the ones who give an exact time like DPD and UPS rather than "sometime between 8am and 7pm" so you have to wait in all day.

Re: Waiting for parcel

Post by Goodwife » Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:10 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Guest wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Dean wrote:Don’t fret Lucy, your Penis pumpatron 3000 will soon be with you...


It'll be a "real life" fleshlight that sex case has bought..

Feels like a real fanny... Four adjustable tightness levels from "virgin" right through to "fanny like a building site chute"

He's one for the watching....


Is this your normal level of conversation in RL? Clearly not getting enough, but understandable


Log in, Goodwife...



Not me. I would have said real life

Re: Waiting for parcel

Post by Odessa Steps » Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:06 pm

Stooo wrote:
Keyser wrote:http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/026-027_viz172_parcel.jpg


Or just be fucking in when you order a next day delivery.


People with named houses then hide the signs under a fucking bush or at the end of twisting winding driveway don't deserve deliveries.... ever.

Re: Waiting for parcel

Post by DogsSupporter » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:38 am

LordRaven wrote:Did the parcel ever arrive?

Thank you i did at 6.45

Re: Waiting for parcel

Post by BUDGIE » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:33 am

Guest wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Dean wrote:Don’t fret Lucy, your Penis pumpatron 3000 will soon be with you...


It'll be a "real life" fleshlight that sex case has bought..

Feels like a real fanny... Four adjustable tightness levels from "virgin" right through to "fanny like a building site chute"

He's one for the watching....


Is this your normal level of conversation in RL? Clearly not getting enough, but understandable


Log in, Goodwife...

Re: Waiting for parcel

Post by LordRaven » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:30 am

Did the parcel ever arrive?

Re: Waiting for parcel

Post by Nucks » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:26 am

Stooo wrote:Anthrax?

It could be worse...



Bad Zute! :gigglesnshit:

Re: Waiting for parcel

Post by LordRaven » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:20 am

Guest wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
Guest wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
No, EDL rally...


Surprise party for Tommy?



Weren't you invited? You should demand an invite, you are the only one giving her the time of day on here, now that you know she believes in the master race :smilin:


Duh!!!! Her online Boyfriend posts here you absolute world class insurmountable world champion dullard fuckwit :gigglesnshit:


She would be inviting you to the party for Tommy, not to her bed, who's the fuckwit now :off head:


Your cognitive powers and the ability to comprehend and follow a conversation are on a par with an amoeba. :smilin:

Re: Waiting for parcel

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:04 pm

LordRaven wrote:
Guest wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
Cocktail night?


No, EDL rally...


Surprise party for Tommy?



Weren't you invited? You should demand an invite, you are the only one giving her the time of day on here, now that you know she believes in the master race :smilin:


Duh!!!! Her online Boyfriend posts here you absolute world class insurmountable world champion dullard fuckwit :gigglesnshit:


She would be inviting you to the party for Tommy, not to her bed, who's the fuckwit now :off head:

Re: Waiting for parcel

Post by LordRaven » Thu Aug 16, 2018 7:31 pm

Guest wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
Cocktail night?


No, EDL rally...


Surprise party for Tommy?



Weren't you invited? You should demand an invite, you are the only one giving her the time of day on here, now that you know she believes in the master race :smilin:


Duh!!!! Her online Boyfriend posts here you absolute world class insurmountable world champion dullard fuckwit :gigglesnshit:

Re: Waiting for parcel

Post by Stooo » Thu Aug 16, 2018 7:01 pm

Anthrax?

It could be worse...

Re: Waiting for parcel

Post by DogsSupporter » Thu Aug 16, 2018 7:00 pm

Guest wrote:
Rockstar wrote:Anthrax? :kinell:




Is that what you normally post to people then?


Posters a very dangerous person :thumbsup:

Re: Waiting for parcel

Post by DogsSupporter » Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:54 pm

LordRaven wrote:
Rockstar wrote:Anthrax? :kinell:


Very childish

Sadly not childish at all but a Freudian slip,
People like this poster are snakes, pernicious snakes that pretend to be your
Frind but in reality evil to the core :thumbsup:

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