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Re: Friday Fight Fred

Post by Drunk Dalek » Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:46 pm

Stooo wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:
jra wrote:
Guest wrote:God, your patter is shite.


I'll have to kill myself now because of being insulted by an anonymous bell end guest on a discussion forum. :roll:

Of course you can do better.

At your wedding you can have balloons in the shape of trolls.


I'd lend you a gun but you'd probably miss!


*opposable thumbs* Stick to the Pinky and the Brain strategy genius...


:off head:

Re: Friday Fight Fred

Post by Stooo » Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:39 pm

Drunk Dalek wrote:
jra wrote:
Guest wrote:God, your patter is shite.


I'll have to kill myself now because of being insulted by an anonymous bell end guest on a discussion forum. :roll:

Of course you can do better.

At your wedding you can have balloons in the shape of trolls.


I'd lend you a gun but you'd probably miss!


*opposable thumbs* Stick to the Pinky and the Brain strategy genius...

Re: Friday Fight Fred

Post by Drunk Dalek » Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:32 pm

jra wrote:
Guest wrote:God, your patter is shite.


I'll have to kill myself now because of being insulted by an anonymous bell end guest on a discussion forum. :roll:

Of course you can do better.

At your wedding you can have balloons in the shape of trolls.


I'd lend you a gun but you'd probably miss!

Re: Friday Fight Fred

Post by jra » Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:27 pm

Guest wrote:God, your patter is shite.


I'll have to kill myself now because of being insulted by an anonymous bell end guest on a discussion forum. :roll:

Of course you can do better.

At your wedding you can have balloons in the shape of trolls.

Re: Friday Fight Fred

Post by Guest » Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:39 am

God, your patter is shite.

Re: Friday Fight Fred

Post by jra » Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:49 am

Jobless Oddball wrote:
jra wrote:I thought my violin was small enough already.


Is that because you like a little 'fiddle'????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:

:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:


Thanks for asking, but that will have to be a no.

But, if you ever get married, will the confetti be handfuls of ? and ! marks.

Re: Friday Fight Fred

Post by Nucks » Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:23 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
jra wrote:I thought my violin was small enough already.


Is that because you like a little 'fiddle'????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:

:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:


:gigglesnshit:

Re: Friday Fight Fred

Post by Jobless Oddball » Thu Nov 29, 2018 7:58 pm

jra wrote:I thought my violin was small enough already.


Is that because you like a little 'fiddle'????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:

:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

Re: Friday Fight Fred

Post by Nivana » Thu Nov 29, 2018 7:36 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Kitchen roll ok?


Fine. Hold my baws? #metoo


And they say romance is dead :pmsl:

Re: Friday Fight Fred

Post by Nucks » Thu Nov 29, 2018 7:29 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Kitchen roll ok?


Fine. Hold my baws? #metoo


Sorry, you’re solo tonight.

Re: Friday Fight Fred

Post by BUDGIE » Thu Nov 29, 2018 7:20 pm

Nucks wrote:
Kitchen roll ok?


Fine. Hold my baws? #metoo

Re: Friday Fight Fred

Post by Nucks » Thu Nov 29, 2018 7:16 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:I'm out tomorrow because I have friends.


The Palm sisters?


Can I borrow your lube so I can peel it back?


You can have it, but I won’t want it back, ta. :ooer:



Great. With the amount of sex I get, a wank will be a pleasant change to muff....

Got any Kleenex?


Kitchen roll ok?

Re: Friday Fight Fred

Post by BUDGIE » Thu Nov 29, 2018 7:13 pm

Nucks wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:I'm out tomorrow because I have friends.


The Palm sisters?


Can I borrow your lube so I can peel it back?


You can have it, but I won’t want it back, ta. :ooer:



Great. With the amount of sex I get, a wank will be a pleasant change to muff....

Got any Kleenex?

Re: Friday Fight Fred

Post by Nucks » Thu Nov 29, 2018 7:04 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:I'm out tomorrow because I have friends.


The Palm sisters?


Can I borrow your lube so I can peel it back?


You can have it, but I won’t want it back, ta. :ooer:

Re: Friday Fight Fred

Post by Nucks » Thu Nov 29, 2018 7:02 pm

Stooo wrote:
Nucks wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:I'm out tomorrow because I have friends.


The Palm sisters?


Mother Palm and her five lovely daughters.


An orgy? Lucky bastard!

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