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Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Post by Nucks » Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:12 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:I need to go on some trips to give a definitive answer to this important question. :mrgreen:


Come up to Motherwell for a visit!

You can't be any fucking uglier than the natives.

Oops, forgot a smiley - I WAS JOKING :mrgreen: :trollface:


I live in Blackpool, shouldn’t I be going somewhere nicer than here? :doomed:


Isn't Blackpool a shithouse full of stag parties and drunken hens???

Motherwell is probably where Measurer lives - a part of the Buckfast triangle.

So they're probably equal in terms of drunken cunts and slags.... ETA no I'm not calling Mes a slag. Although if she does live in Motherwell she's probably walking bandy-legged


I would prefer Ibiza or summat. On par with drunken slags but better weather.

Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Post by Goodwife » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:44 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
Nucks wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:I need to go on some trips to give a definitive answer to this important question. :mrgreen:


Come up to Motherwell for a visit!

You can't be any fucking uglier than the natives.

Oops, forgot a smiley - I WAS JOKING :mrgreen: :trollface:


I live in Blackpool, shouldn’t I be going somewhere nicer than here? :doomed:



Yes!!!!

Day trip to wales :mrgreen:


Goodwife's a taff :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: yakky da boyo :pmsl:


I'm not, I just think Wales is nice & it's not far to get to from Blackpool

Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Post by BUDGIE » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:41 pm

Goodwife wrote:
Nucks wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:I need to go on some trips to give a definitive answer to this important question. :mrgreen:


Come up to Motherwell for a visit!

You can't be any fucking uglier than the natives.

Oops, forgot a smiley - I WAS JOKING :mrgreen: :trollface:


I live in Blackpool, shouldn’t I be going somewhere nicer than here? :doomed:



Yes!!!!

Day trip to wales :mrgreen:


Goodwife's a taff :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: yakky da boyo :pmsl:

Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Post by measurer » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:33 pm

BTW? You ain't got big enough baws to teabag anyone's chin! :mrgreen:

Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Post by measurer » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:30 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
measurer wrote:I'm writing up a DNR order now I know he's got my back! :wink:


I'd switch the fucking machine on and off just for laughs......

Then probably take selfies with your lifeless body... maybe a light teabagging on that ski slope chin of yours, but nothing more, I'm not sick, what do you take me for??????????

I'd upload the pics here though, right enough!!! I'm considerate like that...

Now Xtras on the other hand - I wouldn't even wait til she was critical until I switched her life support off.....

Spoiler: show
and I'd probably let the night porter have a fiddle to see if what they say about her Shereen is true.....



But, but, but ye canny! I've made my DNR now, so to switch it back on after it was turned off would get your arse booted out the hospital. LET ME DIE!!!!! :bawlin:

Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Post by Rolluplostinspace » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:30 pm

jra wrote:
measurer wrote:When I'm dead - doubt it. :pmsl:


The government will do their best to tax you even after you're dead, e.g. inheritance tax, taxes on funeral costs if you've taken out a 'snuff it' policy.

Death and taxes. The only two certain things in life.

Getting back on topic.

The intention is to always travel light, but even then it adds up.

I've yet to take a suitcase anywhere on holiday.

I aim to die penniless and in debt.
Seems to be working.

Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Post by Goodwife » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:27 pm

Nucks wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:I need to go on some trips to give a definitive answer to this important question. :mrgreen:


Come up to Motherwell for a visit!

You can't be any fucking uglier than the natives.

Oops, forgot a smiley - I WAS JOKING :mrgreen: :trollface:


I live in Blackpool, shouldn’t I be going somewhere nicer than here? :doomed:



Yes!!!!

Day trip to wales :mrgreen:

Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Post by measurer » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:23 pm

I'm no in Motherwell you tattie muncher. LMAO

Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Post by BUDGIE » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:18 pm

Nucks wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:I need to go on some trips to give a definitive answer to this important question. :mrgreen:


Come up to Motherwell for a visit!

You can't be any fucking uglier than the natives.

Oops, forgot a smiley - I WAS JOKING :mrgreen: :trollface:


I live in Blackpool, shouldn’t I be going somewhere nicer than here? :doomed:


Isn't Blackpool a shithouse full of stag parties and drunken hens???

Motherwell is probably where Measurer lives - a part of the Buckfast triangle.

So they're probably equal in terms of drunken cunts and slags.... ETA no I'm not calling Mes a slag. Although if she does live in Motherwell she's probably walking bandy-legged

Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Post by jra » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:14 pm

Dean wrote:See ^^^

:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:


You're replying to my posts first, not the other way around. Look up.

Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Post by Nucks » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:02 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:I need to go on some trips to give a definitive answer to this important question. :mrgreen:


Come up to Motherwell for a visit!

You can't be any fucking uglier than the natives.

Oops, forgot a smiley - I WAS JOKING :mrgreen: :trollface:


I live in Blackpool, shouldn’t I be going somewhere nicer than here? :doomed:

Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Post by BUDGIE » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:57 pm

Nucks wrote:I need to go on some trips to give a definitive answer to this important question. :mrgreen:


Come up to Motherwell for a visit!

You can't be any fucking uglier than the natives.

Oops, forgot a smiley - I WAS JOKING :mrgreen: :trollface:

Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Post by BUDGIE » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:56 pm

measurer wrote:I'm writing up a DNR order now I know he's got my back! :wink:


I'd switch the fucking machine on and off just for laughs......

Then probably take selfies with your lifeless body... maybe a light teabagging on that ski slope chin of yours, but nothing more, I'm not sick, what do you take me for??????????

I'd upload the pics here though, right enough!!! I'm considerate like that...

Now Xtras on the other hand - I wouldn't even wait til she was critical until I switched her life support off.....

Spoiler: show
and I'd probably let the night porter have a fiddle to see if what they say about her Shereen is true.....

Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Post by Nucks » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:38 pm

I need to go on some trips to give a definitive answer to this important question. :mrgreen:

Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Post by measurer » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:08 pm

I'm writing up a DNR order now I know he's got my back! :wink:

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