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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Post by BUDGIE » Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:23 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:pIECE OF SHIT THAT'S CLINGING TO the hairs on YOUR ARSE AND WINIT COME OFF.
wOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT THAT'S BE A PROBLEM FOR bUDGIT WITH IM TAKING IT UP THE ARSE NUMEROUS TIMES A DAY.


YOU NEED A NEW KEYBOARD YOU DAFT OLD CUNT

BUT THANKS FOR EXPLAINING WHAT WINNITS ARE

MY CLAG-NUTS ARE NOT AN ISSUE WITH MY GAY LIFESTYLE

I didn't even notice I'd done that! :ooer:


Pissed last night, were we? :shake head: :shake head: :pmsl:

Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Post by Rolluplostinspace » Fri Feb 15, 2019 1:32 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:pIECE OF SHIT THAT'S CLINGING TO the hairs on YOUR ARSE AND WINIT COME OFF.
wOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT THAT'S BE A PROBLEM FOR bUDGIT WITH IM TAKING IT UP THE ARSE NUMEROUS TIMES A DAY.


YOU NEED A NEW KEYBOARD YOU DAFT OLD CUNT

BUT THANKS FOR EXPLAINING WHAT WINNITS ARE

MY CLAG-NUTS ARE NOT AN ISSUE WITH MY GAY LIFESTYLE

I didn't even notice I'd done that! :ooer:

Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Post by BUDGIE » Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:14 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:pIECE OF SHIT THAT'S CLINGING TO the hairs on YOUR ARSE AND WINIT COME OFF.
wOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT THAT'S BE A PROBLEM FOR bUDGIT WITH IM TAKING IT UP THE ARSE NUMEROUS TIMES A DAY.


YOU NEED A NEW KEYBOARD YOU DAFT OLD CUNT

BUT THANKS FOR EXPLAINING WHAT WINNITS ARE

MY CLAG-NUTS ARE NOT AN ISSUE WITH MY GAY LIFESTYLE

Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Post by Lady Murasaki » Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:09 pm

Abs wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:Poetry innit!



Is it? :shake head:


If it’s good for the goose.. :smilin:

Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Post by Abs » Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:59 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:Poetry innit!



Is it? :shake head:

Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Post by Gabby » Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:11 am

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Gabby wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:This is a special message to you know who...

Can't wait to meet you tonight in Motherwell and to park my baws on your chin xxx

Will I measure up??? We'll see.

luv, the big bird man XXX


PS if you can't make it send your fat pal Claire. I have a right bad winnit problem that she can help with xxxx


What’s a winnit?

pIECE OF SHIT THAT'S CLINGING TO the hairs on YOUR ARSE AND WINIT COME OFF.
wOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT THAT'S BE A PROBLEM FOR bUDGIT WITH IM TAKING IT UP THE ARSE NUMEROUS TIMES A DAY.


Aah right :laughing: .... cheers Jack! :pmsl:

Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Post by Rolluplostinspace » Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:04 am

Gabby wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:This is a special message to you know who...

Can't wait to meet you tonight in Motherwell and to park my baws on your chin xxx

Will I measure up??? We'll see.

luv, the big bird man XXX


PS if you can't make it send your fat pal Claire. I have a right bad winnit problem that she can help with xxxx


What’s a winnit?

pIECE OF SHIT THAT'S CLINGING TO the hairs on YOUR ARSE AND WINIT COME OFF.
wOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT THAT'S BE A PROBLEM FOR bUDGIT WITH IM TAKING IT UP THE ARSE NUMEROUS TIMES A DAY.

Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Post by Gabby » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:49 pm

BUDGIE wrote:This is a special message to you know who...

Can't wait to meet you tonight in Motherwell and to park my baws on your chin xxx

Will I measure up??? We'll see.

luv, the big bird man XXX


PS if you can't make it send your fat pal Claire. I have a right bad winnit problem that she can help with xxxx


What’s a winnit?

Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Post by BUDGIE » Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:37 pm

This is a special message to you know who...

Can't wait to meet you tonight in Motherwell and to park my baws on your chin xxx

Will I measure up??? We'll see.

luv, the big bird man XXX


PS if you can't make it send your fat pal Claire. I have a right bad winnit problem that she can help with xxxx

Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Post by Rolluplostinspace » Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:36 pm

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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Post by Lady Murasaki » Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:00 am

Poetry innit!

Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Post by Abs » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:52 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:wha??



Ohhh, nothing. :paranoid:

Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Post by Abs » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:49 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:
xtras1 wrote:
Abs wrote:Roses are red
nuts are brown
skirts go up
pants go down
body to body
skin to skin
when it's stiff
stick it in
It goes in dry
and comes out wet
and the longer it's in
the stronger it gets
it comes out dripping
and it starts to sag
It's not what you think
it's a lipton's tea bag



:pmsl:



:laughing:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Don’t put it there dear
It makes me wanna poo.


ewwww :monkey:

Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Post by Lady Murasaki » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:44 am

xtras1 wrote:
Abs wrote:Roses are red
nuts are brown
skirts go up
pants go down
body to body
skin to skin
when it's stiff
stick it in
It goes in dry
and comes out wet
and the longer it's in
the stronger it gets
it comes out dripping
and it starts to sag
It's not what you think
it's a lipton's tea bag



:pmsl:



:laughing:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Don’t put it there dear
It makes me wanna poo.

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