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Re: Do you have a shite every day??

Post by Jobless Oddball » Sat Feb 23, 2019 2:30 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Not a single one of you will do jack shit, wimp... was dox really Manchester's best :whistle: :whistle:

Just keep talking, that's all you can do... :gigglesnshit:


Says Glasgees best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

Re: Do you have a shite every day??

Post by Guest » Mon Feb 18, 2019 8:45 pm

BUDGIE wrote:Jungle Jayne and Goodwife.

Do you have a shite every day???

As polls go this is pretty shite. :gigglesnshit:

Re: Do you have a shite every day??

Post by BUDGIE » Mon Feb 18, 2019 8:36 pm

Jungle Jayne and Goodwife.

Do you have a shite every day???

Re: Do you have a shite every day??

Post by Abs » Sun Feb 17, 2019 4:25 am

Stooo wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Stooo wrote:Sinkers lately due to having reduced my wine intake. They tend to smear the u-bend but disappear with the next flush. Bleach is your friend :thumbsup:


Yesterday I had beans with my valentine's dinner.

My mudhole was opened in this morning and afternoon, I must admit the dump was solid.

I could have sworn though, that I saw the face of Yahweh and Allah when straining the last one out.

Has anyone else had a religious experience having a Donald?


Deep, dark secret time:

I got hugely constipated at the loss of a romance many years ago and didn't poo for two weeks. Exlaxed that fucker and it came out looking like a baby's arm.

I found god that day.


OMG, :pmsl: and I was going to pass on this thread because of the title. Glad I didn't I haven't left this hard in almost 2 years. You guys kill me. :pmsl:

Re: Do you have a shite every day??

Post by Guest » Sat Feb 16, 2019 11:32 pm

I took a shite today and it came out looking like Bernie Sanders face.

Re: Do you have a shite every day??

Post by measurer » Sat Feb 16, 2019 11:26 pm

Talking of shite - Dox is a nowt but a skitter with a squeak.

Re: Do you have a shite every day??

Post by BUDGIE » Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:02 pm

Guest wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Guest wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
BackGammon wrote:I can’t understand why it’s so quiet when this genius starts hilarious threads like this.


Hi darling. You'll get yours, don't worry :awesome:


Talking to yourself again? :gigglesnshit:


I can only hope Backgammon meets 6 hairy bikers and what happens happens..... :gigglesnshit:


Best you get your phone cam out. Boojay.


Not a single one of you will do jack shit, wimp... was dox really Manchester's best :whistle: :whistle:

Just keep talking, that's all you can do... :gigglesnshit:

Re: Do you have a shite every day??

Post by Guest » Sat Feb 16, 2019 7:59 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Guest wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
BackGammon wrote:I can’t understand why it’s so quiet when this genius starts hilarious threads like this.


Hi darling. You'll get yours, don't worry :awesome:


Talking to yourself again? :gigglesnshit:


I can only hope Backgammon meets 6 hairy bikers and what happens happens..... :gigglesnshit:


Best you get your phone cam out. Boojay.

Re: Do you have a shite every day??

Post by BUDGIE » Sat Feb 16, 2019 7:55 pm

You should be flattened, yes.....

Oh, you said flattered.... well yeah, they do say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...

Re: Do you have a shite every day??

Post by Gabby » Sat Feb 16, 2019 7:09 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Middens wrote:
dis wrote:Are you on jobbie patrol?


I think he's doing his own version of the Bristol Stool Chart. The Budgie Jobbie Diaries.


Let's put it this way, I was bored and thought I'd parody Gabby's thread.


Should I be flattered? :leer:

Re: Do you have a shite every day??

Post by Middens » Sat Feb 16, 2019 7:01 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Middens wrote:
dis wrote:Are you on jobbie patrol?


I think he's doing his own version of the Bristol Stool Chart. The Budgie Jobbie Diaries.


Let's put it this way, I was bored and thought I'd parody Gabby's thread.

I'm surprised nobody's accused me of being a coprophiliac yet.

Talking of which.... any of you let your kids watch Blippi???? I'd recommend you stop it right now.... admin can confirm this is a legit link

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ka ... gm#4ldqpgm

:pmsl: Jesus. The nearest I'm getting to watch that was clicking the "artists impression".

Re: Do you have a shite every day??

Post by Gabby » Sat Feb 16, 2019 7:00 pm

Middens wrote:
dis wrote:Are you on jobbie patrol?


I think he's doing his own version of the Bristol Stool Chart. The Budgie Jobbie Diaries.


His 4th wife was Gillian McKeith! :gigglesnshit: .... she too is obsessed with all things shite! :off head:

Re: Do you have a shite every day??

Post by Gabby » Sat Feb 16, 2019 6:49 pm

Niv wrote:
Gabby wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Gabby wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:I have at least one bowel movement a day.

You?

Describe texture, thickness etc..


I’m surprised you don’t go 10 times a day :strain: ... as you’re so full of it! :pointlaugh:



You probably stand up for a piss......


There’s some truth in that actually :gigglesnshit: .... I kinda hover over without touching the seat unless it’s my own loo of course! :mrgreen:


It's a woman thing for sure :laughing:


Well yeah, you never know who’s parked their minging arse before ya! :paranoid:

Re: Do you have a shite every day??

Post by BUDGIE » Sat Feb 16, 2019 6:47 pm

Middens wrote:
dis wrote:Are you on jobbie patrol?


I think he's doing his own version of the Bristol Stool Chart. The Budgie Jobbie Diaries.


Let's put it this way, I was bored and thought I'd parody Gabby's thread.

I'm surprised nobody's accused me of being a coprophiliac yet.

Talking of which.... any of you let your kids watch Blippi???? I'd recommend you stop it right now.... admin can confirm this is a legit link

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ka ... gm#4ldqpgm

Re: Do you have a shite every day??

Post by BUDGIE » Sat Feb 16, 2019 6:44 pm

Guest wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
BackGammon wrote:I can’t understand why it’s so quiet when this genius starts hilarious threads like this.


Hi darling. You'll get yours, don't worry :awesome:


Talking to yourself again? :gigglesnshit:


I can only hope Backgammon meets 6 hairy bikers and what happens happens..... :gigglesnshit:

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