What Led You To Lay Down With The Dogs?

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Re: What Led You To Lay Down With The Dogs?

Post by measurer » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:28 pm

Talking of jihadi goats - we were weren't we? - I have now learned my Arabic friend some Scottish. So instead of house - he will now ask them if they would like some mint tea in "ma hoose". And if they get uppity, he will tell them to talk to the "haun".


Hearing him try to say these words made my night!

Re: What Led You To Lay Down With The Dogs?

Post by banana chewits » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:24 pm

Vam wrote:oh christ! :pmsl:


what? :ooer:

Re: What Led You To Lay Down With The Dogs?

Post by banana chewits » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:24 pm

measurer wrote:Shaved, shaved??? You were waxed, can't stand stubble! Screamed like a pig too, even though you are a rat. :gigglesnshit:


i was trying to scream like dean's goat.

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Re: What Led You To Lay Down With The Dogs?

Post by measurer » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:23 pm

Shaved, shaved??? You were waxed, can't stand stubble! Screamed like a pig too, even though you are a rat. :gigglesnshit:

Re: What Led You To Lay Down With The Dogs?

Post by Vam » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:19 pm

oh christ! :pmsl:

Re: What Led You To Lay Down With The Dogs?

Post by banana chewits » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:16 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:is that why you are shaved, to swim underwater faster

aqua rat?

or am I not understanding what a bottom feeder is?


ever since meas shaved my rat, i've embraced the baldness. it's not that bad once you get used to the breeze on it.

i'm sure i'm quicker underwater now, too.

Re: What Led You To Lay Down With The Dogs?

Post by measurer » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:12 pm

banana chewits wrote:
measurer wrote:Harsh :bawlin:


i know, i'm disease free, the cheeky c**t!



There's nothing cleaner than a shaved beaver, erm, I mean rat....

Re: What Led You To Lay Down With The Dogs?

Post by HobbitFeet » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:08 pm

is that why you are shaved, to swim underwater faster

aqua rat?

or am I not understanding what a bottom feeder is?

Re: What Led You To Lay Down With The Dogs?

Post by banana chewits » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:07 pm

measurer wrote:Harsh :bawlin:


i know, i'm disease free, the cheeky cunt!

Re: What Led You To Lay Down With The Dogs?

Post by banana chewits » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:06 pm

Guest wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
Guest wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
measurer wrote:Looks for needle and thread.... :customs:


you stitching me up? :yikes:

The rat avi really suits your personality :smilin:


highly intelligent, loyal, great problem solver, or the incontinent bladder?

No, more along the lines of bottom feeding, disease carrying, filthy vermin.


oh, right. thanks. :wubbers:

Re: What Led You To Lay Down With The Dogs?

Post by measurer » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:05 pm

Harsh :bawlin:

Re: What Led You To Lay Down With The Dogs?

Post by Guest » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:01 pm

banana chewits wrote:
Guest wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
measurer wrote:Looks for needle and thread.... :customs:


you stitching me up? :yikes:

The rat avi really suits your personality :smilin:


highly intelligent, loyal, great problem solver, or the incontinent bladder?

No, more along the lines of bottom feeding, disease carrying, filthy vermin.

Re: What Led You To Lay Down With The Dogs?

Post by banana chewits » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:00 pm

measurer wrote:Bouncing purses,.....hmmm, it's an idea. Oh BC, where are youuuuu? :leer:


HobbitFeet wrote:have you seen those coin pouches you can get, made from the skin of kangaroo testicles


just throwing it out there


admin tag team! :ooer:

Re: What Led You To Lay Down With The Dogs?

Post by banana chewits » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:59 pm

Guest wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
measurer wrote:Looks for needle and thread.... :customs:


you stitching me up? :yikes:

The rat avi really suits your personality :smilin:


highly intelligent, loyal, great problem solver, or the incontinent bladder?

Re: What Led You To Lay Down With The Dogs?

Post by measurer » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:57 pm

Bouncing purses,.....hmmm, it's an idea. Oh BC, where are youuuuu? :leer:

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