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Re: Scary Stories

Post by Gabby » Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:29 pm

LordRaven wrote:
Guest wrote:
dr synne wrote:When people woke me up I would sit bolt upright and make predictions about seeing death in flaming towers and howl like a werewolf.

For a short time I shared a place with someone who had night terrors. Advice being get a lock for the bedroom door. They burst in screaming then pissed on the bed.

That's interesting if it's true. Lots of ex soldiers have these night terrors along with ptsd. I wish more people could witness it. We're not designed to see horrors and it not deeply effect us.


That is so very very very true.

Odd things happen to many.


Have you ever suffered from PTSD Lordy?

Re: Scary Stories

Post by LordRaven » Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:03 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:which is worse for a man to do

leave the seat up or dampen the floor?

I think both should be proper punished


Capital offences? I think not as most get "life." :gigglesnshit:

Re: Scary Stories

Post by LordRaven » Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:59 pm

Guest wrote:
dr synne wrote:When people woke me up I would sit bolt upright and make predictions about seeing death in flaming towers and howl like a werewolf.

For a short time I shared a place with someone who had night terrors. Advice being get a lock for the bedroom door. They burst in screaming then pissed on the bed.

That's interesting if it's true. Lots of ex soldiers have these night terrors along with ptsd. I wish more people could witness it. We're not designed to see horrors and it not deeply effect us.


That is so very very very true.

Odd things happen to many.

Re: Scary Stories

Post by McAz » Thu Nov 14, 2019 6:06 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:which is worse for a man to do

leave the seat up or dampen the floor?

I think both should be proper punished

Depends who purchased the toilet.

Re: Scary Stories

Post by HobbitFeet » Thu Nov 14, 2019 6:03 pm

which is worse for a man to do

leave the seat up or dampen the floor?

I think both should be proper punished

Re: Scary Stories

Post by Lady Murasaki » Thu Nov 14, 2019 6:00 pm

Gabby wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:Blokes are disgusting! :shake head:


:laughing: ... true, they do have some disgusting habits! :thud:


Imagine the state of the planet if there were no women! :pukeup: :yikes: :again?:


Just the toilet alone!! :thud:.... why can’t they aim right?.... why the need to spray the whole frigging surroundings? :shame:


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Re: Scary Stories

Post by Cleopatra » Thu Nov 14, 2019 3:31 pm

I dreamed I was pregnant last night, I woke up in terror. That was scary.. :bawlin:

Re: Scary Stories

Post by Gabby » Thu Nov 14, 2019 3:18 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:Blokes are disgusting! :shake head:


:laughing: ... true, they do have some disgusting habits! :thud:


Imagine the state of the planet if there were no women! :pukeup: :yikes: :again?:


Just the toilet alone!! :thud:.... why can’t they aim right?.... why the need to spray the whole frigging surroundings? :shame:

Re: Scary Stories

Post by Lady Murasaki » Thu Nov 14, 2019 1:45 pm

Gabby wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:Blokes are disgusting! :shake head:


:laughing: ... true, they do have some disgusting habits! :thud:


Imagine the state of the planet if there were no women! :pukeup: :yikes: :again?:

Re: Scary Stories

Post by Gabby » Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:34 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:Blokes are disgusting! :shake head:


:laughing: ... true, they do have some disgusting habits! :thud:

Re: Scary Stories

Post by Lady Murasaki » Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:55 am

Blokes are disgusting! :shake head:

Re: Scary Stories

Post by Jobless Oddball » Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:43 pm

dr synne wrote:
Please tell me you binned the towel :yikes:


It wasn't my bathroom or towel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Scary Stories

Post by dr synne » Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:42 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
dr synne wrote:I got up to go to the toilet in a hotel one night and pissed up the curtains. I was very drunk.


I've wiped the old anus with a bath towel..........after a shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Please tell me you binned the towel :yikes:

Re: Scary Stories

Post by Jobless Oddball » Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:35 pm

dr synne wrote:I got up to go to the toilet in a hotel one night and pissed up the curtains. I was very drunk.


I've wiped the old anus with a bath towel..........after a shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Scary Stories

Post by dr synne » Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:29 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
dr synne wrote:
For a short time I shared a place with someone who had night terrors. Advice being get a lock for the bedroom door. They burst in screaming then pissed on the bed.


Its the other way round for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I piss the bed..............then start screaming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I got up to go to the toilet in a hotel one night and pissed up the curtains. I was very drunk.

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