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Re: Jokes & Funny Pictures

Post by McAz » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:43 pm

You've just posted that one here starbold. :roll:

http://www.thesleepingdogs.net/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=44664&p=1331179&hilit=8Yf5B6GbYk&sid=46ad4e248c593540916d9d96f824e705&sid=46ad4e248c593540916d9d96f824e705#p1331179

Take your senility meds. :thumbsup:

Re: Jokes & Funny Pictures

Post by Major » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:41 pm

Re: Jokes & Funny Pictures

Post by Kranek » Tue Jan 09, 2018 5:40 pm

His whole website is brilliant, but this one is my favourite.

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.

This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks Shan.

Re: Jokes & Funny Pictures

Post by Major » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:02 pm

McAz wrote:How do you get a one-armed racist out of a tree?

Wave!


How do you get a one armed turdy out of a tree

with a blunderbuss

Re: Jokes & Funny Pictures

Post by Guest » Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:08 pm

McAz wrote:How do you get a one-armed racist out of a tree?

Wave!


:pmsl: Thanks.


They say that a womans' work never ends.

Is that why they get paid less than men. :gigglesnshit:

Re: Jokes & Funny Pictures

Post by Dean » Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:03 pm

Major wrote:Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.


Mexico do have an Olympic team though... :dunno:

Re: Jokes & Funny Pictures

Post by McAz » Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:27 pm

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Re: Jokes & Funny Pictures

Post by Major » Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:18 pm

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Re: Jokes & Funny Pictures

Post by McAz » Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:05 pm

How do you get a pongo to laugh on a Sunday?

Tell them a joke on Friday.

Re: Jokes & Funny Pictures

Post by Major » Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:03 pm

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Re: Jokes & Funny Pictures

Post by McAz » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:57 pm

How do you get a one-armed racist out of a tree?

Wave!

Jokes & Funny Pictures

Post by Major » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:52 pm

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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