What was your Shittest Christmas present?

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Re: What was your Shittest Christmas present?

Post by Avon Barksdale » Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:51 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:Nobody gives books anymore.


Eh? I got Stephen Hawking's final book (none of this Kindle rubbish either - the physical book) as a present as well Michelle Obama's autobiography (as did a significant number of my friends if my FB feed is anything to go by!)

Re: What was your Shittest Christmas present?

Post by Guest » Fri Dec 28, 2018 8:44 pm

Stooo wrote:I only got one present and I liked it.




Hair piece or staple gun to pin yer ears back?

Re: What was your Shittest Christmas present?

Post by Guest » Fri Dec 28, 2018 8:43 pm

Guest wrote:A Michael Kors handbag. Chavtastic or what. I like some MK fragrances so I guess he thought I'd like a bag too. :roll:



Knock off no doubt.

Re: What was your Shittest Christmas present?

Post by art0hur0moh » Fri Dec 28, 2018 8:36 pm

not being able to celebrate it as it should be. I refrained from telling an outright lie about santa visiting, I always focused on the spirit of Christmas. three years ago Daughters Mum just told Her santa isn't real. that was cruel telling a 5 year old that, fkn twisted git who runs about after David Icke with a teaspoon ready to catch his shit with it!

Re: What was your Shittest Christmas present?

Post by Stooo » Fri Dec 28, 2018 5:32 pm

I only got one present and I liked it.

Re: What was your Shittest Christmas present?

Post by Guest » Fri Dec 28, 2018 5:21 pm

A Michael Kors handbag. Chavtastic or what. I like some MK fragrances so I guess he thought I'd like a bag too. :roll:

Re: What was your Shittest Christmas present?

Post by Dean » Fri Dec 28, 2018 3:13 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:Gaslighting in the snug Dean? You really do think you’re something special don’t you?

Gaslighting is a tactic in which a person or entity, in order to gain more power, makes a victim question their reality. It works much better than you may think. Anyone is susceptible to gaslighting, and it is a common technique of abusers, dictators, narcissists, and cult leaders


It shouldn’t matter to you, you have me on ignore...

Re: What was your Shittest Christmas present?

Post by Lady Murasaki » Fri Dec 28, 2018 3:01 pm

Gaslighting in the snug Dean? You really do think you’re something special don’t you?

Gaslighting is a tactic in which a person or entity, in order to gain more power, makes a victim question their reality. It works much better than you may think. Anyone is susceptible to gaslighting, and it is a common technique of abusers, dictators, narcissists, and cult leaders

Re: What was your Shittest Christmas present?

Post by Rolluplostinspace » Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:52 pm

Wilson wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Bottle of Jack Daniels.


I'm guessing you're a Scotch man? Or a none drinker??

I prefer Irish.

Re: What was your Shittest Christmas present?

Post by Dean » Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:50 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:Nobody gives books anymore.

I’m feeling old. :Lucia:

Xmas is for kids, unspoilt kids. Rich kids don’t get the charm of receiving presents at Xmas because they get what they want all year round.


:off head:

Re: What was your Shittest Christmas present?

Post by Lady Murasaki » Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:01 pm

Nobody gives books anymore.

I’m feeling old. :Lucia:

Xmas is for kids, unspoilt kids. Rich kids don’t get the charm of receiving presents at Xmas because they get what they want all year round.

Re: What was your Shittest Christmas present?

Post by Wilson » Thu Dec 27, 2018 7:05 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Bottle of Jack Daniels.


I'm guessing you're a Scotch man? Or a none drinker??

Re: What was your Shittest Christmas present?

Post by Rolluplostinspace » Thu Dec 27, 2018 7:01 pm

Bottle of Jack Daniels.

What was your Shittest Christmas present?

Post by Wilson » Thu Dec 27, 2018 6:49 pm

My mum (I love her to bits but can't even...) bought me an electric whisk. :ooer:
I don't bake and have no room for anymore kitchen appliances I won't use so I took it back. £4 cash refunded. :gigglesnshit:

In her defence she did get me some other things that were lovely. I'm guessing she just saw a bargain and thought it'd be something else for me to open.

Christmas presents are generally shit, let's be honest. The masses of STUFF stresses me out, I don't like it, feels wrong.

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