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Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Post by Major » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:50 pm

Does it count if you strangle your wife first?????????????? :flog: :flog: :flog:

Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Post by Stooo » Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:35 pm

common sense wrote:
Major wrote:You could not legally inter a human body in ones garden



You can if you get permission Major.


You don't need permission but you will need to conduct a survey to ensure that you won't be disturbing the water table. You will need to notify the authorities and register as a cemetery as I have said before. You will also probably need to alter the deeds.

Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Post by Gabby » Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:12 pm

common sense wrote:With the previous owner buried in the back garden. :yikes:


House is in Wakefield, West Yorks and selling for 250k.


Have you been watching ‘Finding Alice’? :ooer:

Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Post by Rolluplostinspace » Wed Jan 20, 2021 6:59 pm

common sense wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Dig her up cover her in resin and you have a statue... phone the right group up and they'll come tear it down use the rubble to build a wall job done.



It's a he actually, only 62 when he died, choked to death. He was born there and lived hiss whole life there with his mother so wanted to be buried there.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13784174/ ... ed-garden/

Were they his last words when he was choking?
Bury me in the garden over th......

Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Post by common sense » Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:26 am

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Dig her up cover her in resin and you have a statue... phone the right group up and they'll come tear it down use the rubble to build a wall job done.



It's a he actually, only 62 when he died, choked to death. He was born there and lived hiss whole life there with his mother so wanted to be buried there.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13784174/ ... ed-garden/

Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Post by Snookerballs » Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:57 am

The Garden is ideal for growing roses . !!

Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Post by common sense » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:25 pm

Major wrote:Why would anyone want to buy a house in Wakefield, the bowls of the earth, regardless of price



It's not a bad place really. Better than other Yorkshire places like Leeds, Huddersfield, Sheffield and that shithole where I'm from, Barnsley.

Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Post by common sense » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:22 pm

Major wrote:You could not legally inter a human body in ones garden



You can if you get permission Major.

Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Post by Rolluplostinspace » Tue Jan 19, 2021 9:15 pm

Dig her up cover her in resin and you have a statue... phone the right group up and they'll come tear it down use the rubble to build a wall job done.

Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Post by Raggamuffin » Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:38 pm

Major wrote:You could not legally inter a human body in ones garden


I think you can Major.

I don't have any bodies buried in my garden, except a bird.

Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Post by Major » Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:31 pm

You could not legally inter a human body in ones garden

Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Post by Stooo » Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:29 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:
common sense wrote:With the previous owner buried in the back garden. :yikes:


House is in Wakefield, West Yorks and selling for 250k.


Would one be allowed to dig the previous owner up and move him/her?


The area would be considered a cemetery and bound by the laws of exhumation, probably best to plant a tree.

Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Post by xtras1 » Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:26 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:
common sense wrote:With the previous owner buried in the back garden. :yikes:


House is in Wakefield, West Yorks and selling for 250k.


Would one be allowed to dig the previous owner up and move him/her?




Haha good idea... :pmsl:

Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Post by Major » Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:24 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:
common sense wrote:With the previous owner buried in the back garden. :yikes:


House is in Wakefield, West Yorks and selling for 250k.


Would one be allowed to dig the previous owner up and move him/her?


Which colour is the body????????????????? :flog:

Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Post by Raggamuffin » Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:20 pm

common sense wrote:With the previous owner buried in the back garden. :yikes:


House is in Wakefield, West Yorks and selling for 250k.


Would one be allowed to dig the previous owner up and move him/her?

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