by Old-Punk » Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:59 pm
I do not lie intentionally.
I have been under undue stress for quite a while now acting irrational when feeling down and insecure.
I have had a hard difficult life.
My first wife ran away with the next door neighbour, heaven help her if her husband catches up with them. Why do I feel so inadequate?
It is not funny to be terrified of opening the door of my camper van in case it is a Benefit Agency official to quizz me on my fraudulent claims. I am terrified in case they find me a job. it is difficult to find somewhere clean in a chicken factory to place my prayer mat to face Mecca.
Twice now, Truthy has persuaded my girlfriend to leave me for him, how does he do it, does he have something I don't?
I think I will have to see Agony Aunt Syl on the Mansion for guidance.
I do not lie intentionally.
I have been under undue stress for quite a while now acting irrational when feeling down and insecure.
I have had a hard difficult life.
My first wife ran away with the next door neighbour, heaven help her if her husband catches up with them. Why do I feel so inadequate?
It is not funny to be terrified of opening the door of my camper van in case it is a Benefit Agency official to quizz me on my fraudulent claims. I am terrified in case they find me a job. it is difficult to find somewhere clean in a chicken factory to place my prayer mat to face Mecca.
Twice now, Truthy has persuaded my girlfriend to leave me for him, how does he do it, does he have something I don't?
I think I will have to see Agony Aunt Syl on the Mansion for guidance.