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Re: Useful tips!

Post by Keyser » Thu May 17, 2018 7:17 pm

Don't cut your knackers off with a dull very razor blade.

It hurts.

Re: Useful tips!

Post by Vicks » Wed May 16, 2018 4:00 am

Never take laxatives and sleeping tablets on the same night.

Re: Useful tips!

Post by Nucks » Tue May 15, 2018 6:43 am

If you buy a new tele, be sure to put the empty box in front of your neighbour’s house on recycling day, in case any thieves are lurking about.

Re: Useful tips!

Post by Nucks » Mon May 14, 2018 7:43 am

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“Accidentally” buy the potato chips your spouse doesn’t like so you don’t have to share.

:gigglesnshit:

Re: Useful tips!

Post by Keyser » Mon May 14, 2018 4:40 am

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Re: Useful tips!

Post by Nucks » Mon May 14, 2018 4:09 am

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Re: Useful tips!

Post by Gabby » Sun May 13, 2018 6:47 pm

Nucks wrote:Image

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:laughing: .... so true :gigglesnshit: .... good idea though :mrgreen:

Re: Useful tips!

Post by Keyser » Sun May 13, 2018 6:44 pm

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Re: Useful tips!

Post by Daisymay » Sun May 13, 2018 4:56 pm

Nucks wrote:Image

:gigglesnshit:

It’s not a bad tip really, I certainly wouldn’t go looking in what I thought was a dirty nappy lying in the sand. :pukeup:


Nah Nucks knowing my luck there'd be a beach clean going by as my back was turned ,and before I knew it .Whoosh it would have been swooped up in a Bag with all the other rubbish and away eyebrow

Re: Useful tips!

Post by Keyser » Sun May 13, 2018 4:54 pm

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Re: Useful tips!

Post by dis » Sun May 13, 2018 4:46 pm

Junglejayne wrote:
dis wrote:

What would happen there is I would be found cut in half with my trousers round my ankles. :bawlin:


And your head down the toilet :mrgreen:


Aye with a grimace on my face.

Re: Useful tips!

Post by Junglejayne » Sun May 13, 2018 4:44 pm

dis wrote:

What would happen there is I would be found cut in half with my trousers round my ankles. :bawlin:


And your head down the toilet :mrgreen:

Re: Useful tips!

Post by dis » Sun May 13, 2018 4:42 pm

Junglejayne wrote:Image



What would happen there is I would be found cut in half with my trousers round my ankles. :bawlin:

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Post by Junglejayne » Sun May 13, 2018 4:39 pm

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Re: Useful tips!

Post by Nucks » Sun May 13, 2018 4:36 pm

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