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Re: The Sock Drawer

Post by Gabby » Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:31 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
Gabby wrote:
I bet you’ve a draw full of odd socks! :ooer:


Draw??????????????????????????????????????????????????

Morelike the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:


Get ‘em washed and pair ‘em up! :pukeup:

Re: The Sock Drawer

Post by Jobless Oddball » Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:17 pm

Nucks wrote:
And to be fair, a lot of us members are assholes too.


Name names!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:

Re: The Sock Drawer

Post by HobbitFeet » Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:13 pm

Nucks wrote:
Jobless Oddball wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:and me

it's quite gapey too :yikes:


Are you some sort of anus expert????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:


Probably an unwanted side effect from having to read guest posts on Dogs. And to be fair, a lot of us members are assholes too.



you didn't have to be an expert to see that it was quite gapey

but I have wielded a glove, asked the patient to lie on their side and bend their knees then inserted a suppository a time or two (to clarify, it was double gloving, always double gloving)

Re: The Sock Drawer

Post by Nucks » Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:09 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:and me

it's quite gapey too :yikes:


Are you some sort of anus expert????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:


Probably an unwanted side effect from having to read guest posts on Dogs. And to be fair, a lot of us members are assholes too.

Re: The Sock Drawer

Post by Jobless Oddball » Sat Feb 02, 2019 6:54 pm

Gabby wrote:
I bet you’ve a draw full of odd socks! :ooer:


Draw??????????????????????????????????????????????????

Morelike the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:

Re: The Sock Drawer

Post by Gabby » Sat Feb 02, 2019 6:52 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:and me

it's quite gapey too :yikes:


Are you some sort of anus expert????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:


I bet you’ve a draw full of odd socks! :ooer:

Re: The Sock Drawer

Post by Jobless Oddball » Sat Feb 02, 2019 6:11 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:and me

it's quite gapey too :yikes:


Are you some sort of anus expert????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:

Re: The Sock Drawer

Post by HobbitFeet » Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:45 pm

banana chewits wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote::pmsl:

It’s a gnome!

Or should be

Now all I see it bum


It just looks like a cat’s ass, strutting about. I’ve seen enough of them. Wee bastard.


Cat butt gnome.

Suits me perfectly!


i can only see a cat butt wearing funny socks now, thanks to dis!


and me

it's quite gapey too :yikes:

Re: The Sock Drawer

Post by banana chewits » Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:44 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote::pmsl:

It’s a gnome!

Or should be

Now all I see it bum


It just looks like a cat’s ass, strutting about. I’ve seen enough of them. Wee bastard.


Cat butt gnome.

Suits me perfectly!


i can only see a cat butt wearing funny socks now, thanks to dis!

Re: The Sock Drawer

Post by NastyNickers » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:13 pm

dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote::pmsl:

It’s a gnome!

Or should be

Now all I see it bum


It just looks like a cat’s ass, strutting about. I’ve seen enough of them. Wee bastard.


Cat butt gnome.

Suits me perfectly!

Re: The Sock Drawer

Post by Stooo » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:13 pm

dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote::pmsl:

It’s a gnome!

Or should be

Now all I see it bum


It just looks like a cat’s ass, strutting about. I’ve seen enough of them. Wee bastard.


Interesting fact: The day after Percy Shaw presented the patent for cats eyes road markings due to having seen cats in the dark he introduced a patent the next day for the hairy pencil sharpener having seen the same cat from a different direction.


:ohdear:

Hey Stooo, how the hoose and the knees? All good I hope cx


It all works.

Re: The Sock Drawer

Post by dis » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:11 pm

Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote::pmsl:

It’s a gnome!

Or should be

Now all I see it bum


It just looks like a cat’s ass, strutting about. I’ve seen enough of them. Wee bastard.


Interesting fact: The day after Percy Shaw presented the patent for cats eyes road markings due to having seen cats in the dark he introduced a patent the next day for the hairy pencil sharpener having seen the same cat from a different direction.


:ohdear:

Hey Stooo, how the hoose and the knees? All good I hope cx

Re: The Sock Drawer

Post by Stooo » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:54 pm

dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote::pmsl:

It’s a gnome!

Or should be

Now all I see it bum


It just looks like a cat’s ass, strutting about. I’ve seen enough of them. Wee bastard.


Interesting fact: The day after Percy Shaw presented the patent for cats eyes road markings due to having seen cats in the dark he introduced a patent the next day for the hairy pencil sharpener having seen the same cat from a different direction.

Re: The Sock Drawer

Post by dis » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:37 pm

NastyNickers wrote::pmsl:

It’s a gnome!

Or should be

Now all I see it bum


It just looks like a cat’s ass, strutting about. I’ve seen enough of them. Wee bastard.

Re: The Sock Drawer

Post by NastyNickers » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:34 pm

:pmsl:

It’s a gnome!

Or should be

Now all I see it bum

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