The hello thread #6

[BUDGIE]

And???? Racially motivated crimes in Glasgow's off the fucking chart!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rabas]

And???? Racially motivated crimes in Glasgow's off the fucking chart!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really, I'd never have guessed

[BUDGIE]

And???? Racially motivated crimes in Glasgow's off the fucking chart!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really, I'd never have guessed

No, I thought not you English cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You obviously don't understand the small-minded mentality of many Scottish people. They hate, but they don't actually know why.

[Stooo]

And???? Racially motivated crimes in Glasgow's off the fucking chart!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crimes against the English language?

[BUDGIE]

And???? Racially motivated crimes in Glasgow's off the fucking chart!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crimes against the English language?

How now, brown cow???? ya bass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lemon]

You've obviously only seen one then !!!!

OK, describe this different muff then??? Apart from the surrounding hair what makes the exterior of a clunge unique??

I await the answer.....

No pictures you fuckers! I don't want a load of minge snaps posted!

Thank God for that! I couldn't cope....

[Rabas]

And???? Racially motivated crimes in Glasgow's off the fucking chart!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crimes against the English language?

How now, brown cow???? ya bass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A bald head is soon shaved

[BUDGIE]

Thank God for that! I couldn't cope....

And neither could my work!!!!!!!!!

I'd have to post here in the evenings if that kind of stuff was allowed.

Even naked male torsos could trip my work's ISA server (internet security.) - so no, no flange pics please!!!!! I don't care if its a really attractive bunnet or a predator fanny, I do not give a fuck, I've seen plenty in my life and they all look the same to me.

[Rabas]

Thank God for that! I couldn't cope....

And neither could my work!!!!!!!!!

I'd have to post here in the evenings if that kind of stuff was allowed.

Even naked male torsos could trip my work's ISA server (internet security.) - so no, no flange pics please!!!!! I don't care if its a really attractive bunnet or a predator fanny, I do not give a fuck, I've only seen one in my life and I think they all look the same to me. However I am open to direction on this unknown subject

you need help then, that's the first step in the healing process

[BUDGIE]

Who was the cunt who lost his cherry at 25??? You.

I've seen more mapatasi than you, old yin. True, most of it's in pornos, but a herman gunt is a herman gunt.

[Rabas]

Who was the cunt who lost his cherry at 25??? 17You.

I've seen more mapatasi than you, old yin. True, most of it's in pornos, but a herman gunt is a herman gunt.

Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

[Lemon]

Who was the cunt who lost his cherry at 25??? 17You.

I've seen more mapatasi than you, old yin. True, most of it's in pornos, but a herman gunt is a herman gunt.

Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

The old ones are always the best.

[BUDGIE]

Who was the cunt who lost his cherry at 25??? 17You.

I've seen more mapatasi than you, old yin. True, most of it's in pornos, but a herman gunt is a herman gunt.

Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

The old ones are always the best.

Jokes or men???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rabas]

Who was the cunt who lost his cherry at 25??? 17You.

I've seen more mapatasi than you, old yin. True, most of it's in pornos, but a herman gunt is a herman gunt.

Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

The old ones are always the best.

Budgie walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase Scotsmen normally use so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.

When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was who told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a Scottish soldier standing in there at attention?"

The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no. I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags!!! .

[LordRaven]

Good morning all

Is this the Slut thread?