The budgie slut thread ;) #6

[BUDGIE]

All rather tame on here today? Where are all the girls??

Driven off by Brodie

[Sunny]

All rather tame on here today? Where are all the girls??

feeling randy today are you my lord????

[BUDGIE]

All rather tame on here today? Where are all the girls??

feeling randy today are you my lord????

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Lord Raven, he of the swelling sacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LordRaven]

All rather tame on here today? Where are all the girls??

feeling randy today are you my lord????

Yes I am and I blame it on the sun

[Sunny]

All rather tame on here today? Where are all the girls??

feeling randy today are you my lord????

Yes I am and I blame it on the sun

OLE!!!!

[Dr Nick Riviera]

Ah Si Senor Budgerigar,

We as enclosed zee Razzly Mag and zee Dogs Dogs & Wives Mag but are yous shoor you wanna read zat one coz zem eez sum real pigz an' dogz in zere

Anwayz Senor Budgieeez we nose your gonna lke 'itting zem wiz your gizm stick

Ah Senor, hit zem with my jizm stick, hit zem! hit zem! hit zem with it gotta be quick! hit zem! hit zem!!!

Si Senor I know zere will be some absolute howlers but ze budgerigar he knows who ze stunners are, gringo!!! I weel just skip to ze honeys amigo

Some senors say I weel pump anytheeng but those who know me know zat ees not true!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zey are jealous of my phenomenon

Hi everybody eet eez me,Doctor Nick! I see thees man isa peddling ze porn for ze slut Senor Budgie. Zees is noh good for zeee Budgies coz eeza no gonna like a de fact zat eees test results ave arrived ana ze cock isa gonna fall off ver soon coz ov all ze pulling. Eet is agonna detach from ze body soon.

No more of ze one man tug a war Senor Budgie or ze cock eeza finito

[BUDGIE]

Saw a lass with Daisy Duke type denim skirt thingy earlier today walking down Sauchiehall street..... she looked good and thats when I remembered I'm old enough to be her fookin dad!!!!!!!!!

So I took a look at a woman my own age, even the fucking Daleks wouldn't take her, honestly......

Mind you, wonder what they think of me???