The budgie slut thread ;) #6

[Lemon]

Frog N Bones looks nice at this time of year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am still waiting on Brodie to produce this evidence of all the cybersex I've supposedly had with the ladies on here??

Was it good for you Sunny, cos I can't remember fuck all!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's been having cybersex on here then???

Frog and Bones is too serious.

[BUDGIE]

Frog N Bones looks nice at this time of year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am still waiting on Brodie to produce this evidence of all the cybersex I've supposedly had with the ladies on here??

Was it good for you Sunny, cos I can't remember fuck all!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's been having cybersex on here then???

Frog and Bones is too serious.

And thats why it needs lightened up!!! Besides, that Jezebel's a dirty midden - she needs LordRaven to sort her out

We're not wanted on here

ZE TEARS, ZEY ARE RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEKZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LordRaven]

Aerobics??? Fucking Nancy Boy! Got a Pink Leotard and Leg Warmers??? Oh do post a pic!

What did I say?? Not that kind of aerobics!!!! I'd tell you exactly what it is but I don't want to say owt on Dogs (persec, you understand) - I'll PM you on SOL.

And less of the nancy boy, bawheid!!!

A PM?? I look forward to hearing from you but circuit training would be better than aerobics--which does sound way too girly for my liking

[BUDGIE]

Tell you what, yesterday ze tears were down my fucking cheeks. I'm too young to have back problems.

A man like me should be pumpin, jumpin' - not eyeing up stairlifts at the back of Readers Digest (OK, thats not true.)

[LordRaven]

Sunny how did you manage a 6th post there???

Hank Marvin and off to peruse the scran on offer in these parts,which I have to say is pretty bloody awful but it fills a hole

Yeah stooo bends the rules for me sometimes! (kidding)

Why? Does he stand up when you bend?

[Sunny]

Frog N Bones looks nice at this time of year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am still waiting on Brodie to produce this evidence of all the cybersex I've supposedly had with the ladies on here??

Was it good for you Sunny, cos I can't remember fuck all!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's been having cybersex on here then???

Well i only popped out your 7th kid not to long ago does that count???

[BUDGIE]

Aerobics??? Fucking Nancy Boy! Got a Pink Leotard and Leg Warmers??? Oh do post a pic!

What did I say?? Not that kind of aerobics!!!! I'd tell you exactly what it is but I don't want to say owt on Dogs (persec, you understand) - I'll PM you on SOL.

And less of the nancy boy, bawheid!!!

A PM?? I look forward to hearing from you but circuit training would be better than aerobics--which does sound way too girly for my liking

sent it 10 mins ago dude!!

And don't reveal the account name - I'm trusting ye now.

[BUDGIE]

BTW it is a form of circuit training!!! Just low-impact cos of back problems....

[Master Bates]

The Budge is full of Oestrogen today is,nt he?

Yes my cowardly guest chum. Now why don't you go masturbate with a fucking hook??

Dear Senor Budge, Zeee magnifying glass and zee needle for you to thread zee cock through are in zee post ( COD ) so that you can have zee fun wiz yorselves.

Baby wipes and lubricant enclosed.

Have zee fun wiz yourself and be careful of zee friction burns

[LordRaven]

Aerobics??? Fucking Nancy Boy! Got a Pink Leotard and Leg Warmers??? Oh do post a pic!

What did I say?? Not that kind of aerobics!!!! I'd tell you exactly what it is but I don't want to say owt on Dogs (persec, you understand) - I'll PM you on SOL.

And less of the nancy boy, bawheid!!!

A PM?? I look forward to hearing from you but circuit training would be better than aerobics--which does sound way too girly for my liking

sent it 10 mins ago dude!!

And don't reveal the account name - I'm trusting ye now.

I did,nt get it----Honest!

[Sunny]

Aerobics??? Fucking Nancy Boy! Got a Pink Leotard and Leg Warmers??? Oh do post a pic!

What did I say?? Not that kind of aerobics!!!! I'd tell you exactly what it is but I don't want to say owt on Dogs (persec, you understand) - I'll PM you on SOL.

And less of the nancy boy, bawheid!!!

A PM?? I look forward to hearing from you but circuit training would be better than aerobics--which does sound way too girly for my liking

sent it 10 mins ago dude!!

And don't reveal the account name - I'm trusting ye now.

I did,nt get it----Honest!

[BUDGIE]

Dear Senor Budge, Zeee magnifying glass and zee needle for you to thread zee cock through are in zee post ( COD ) so that you can have zee fun wiz yorselves.

Baby wipes and lubricant enclosed.

Have zee fun wiz yourself and be careful of zee friction burns

Thank you, eet eez a great pleasure for you to do zees for me senor, did you include ze selection of jazz mags as well please????

Razzle, Dogs Members Wives and Hustler please amigo!!!!

[Master Bates]

Dear Senor Budge, Zeee magnifying glass and zee needle for you to thread zee cock through are in zee post ( COD ) so that you can have zee fun wiz yorselves.

Baby wipes and lubricant enclosed.

Have zee fun wiz yourself and be careful of zee friction burns

Thank you, eet eez a great pleasure for you to do zees for me senor, did you include ze selection of jazz mags as well please????

Razzle, Dogs Members Wives and Hustler please amigo!!!!

Ah Si Senor Budgerigar,

We as enclosed zee Razzly Mag and zee Dogs Dogs & Wives Mag but are yous shoor you wanna read zat one coz zem eez sum real pigz an' dogz in zere

Anwayz Senor Budgieeez we nose your gonna lke 'itting zem wiz your gizm stick

[LordRaven]

All rather tame on here today? Where are all the girls??

[BUDGIE]

Ah Si Senor Budgerigar,

We as enclosed zee Razzly Mag and zee Dogs Dogs & Wives Mag but are yous shoor you wanna read zat one coz zem eez sum real pigz an' dogz in zere

Anwayz Senor Budgieeez we nose your gonna lke 'itting zem wiz your gizm stick

Ah Senor, hit zem with my jizm stick, hit zem! hit zem! hit zem with it gotta be quick! hit zem! hit zem!!!

Si Senor I know zere will be some absolute howlers but ze budgerigar he knows who ze stunners are, gringo!!! I weel just skip to ze honeys amigo

Some senors say I weel pump anytheeng but those who know me know zat ees not true!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zey are jealous of my phenomenon