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The budgie slut thread ;) #7

Postby LordRaven » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:27 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
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LordRaven wrote:All rather tame on here today? Where are all the girls??

feeling randy today are you my lord???? :gigglesnshit: :leer:


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Lord Raven, he of the swelling sacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Had loads of ladies on offer last night in Chelsea wine bar Budgie but was in company and I never leave my mates :dafinger:
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #6

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:29 pm

LordRaven wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Sunsetdelight wrote:
LordRaven wrote:All rather tame on here today? Where are all the girls??

feeling randy today are you my lord???? :gigglesnshit: :leer:


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Lord Raven, he of the swelling sacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Had loads of ladies on offer last night in Chelsea wine bar Budgie but was in company and I never leave my mates :dafinger:


On offer??? What, like a buy one get one free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #6

Postby Sunny » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:30 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Sunsetdelight wrote:
LordRaven wrote:All rather tame on here today? Where are all the girls??

feeling randy today are you my lord???? :gigglesnshit: :leer:


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Lord Raven, he of the swelling sacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Had loads of ladies on offer last night in Chelsea wine bar Budgie but was in company and I never leave my mates :dafinger:


On offer??? What, like a buy one get one free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #6

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:33 pm

If your mates were real mates they would understand a man's need for his hole is more than his need for beer.....

You could have scuttled one of them in an alley then returned to your Pimms.... you are SCARED OF THE BEARD
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #6

Postby Sunny » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:34 pm

BUDGIE wrote:If your mates were real mates they would understand a man's need for his hole is more than his need for beer.....

You could have scuttled one of them in an alley then returned to your Pimms.... you are SCARED OF THE BEARD

What like behind the skip??? :pmsl:
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #6

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:39 pm

He was in Chelsea, they're more upmarket there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine that - a 47 year old man, ex squaddie, experiencing Terror of the Twat?!!!!!!!!!!

If one of my mates said he fancied porking some senga who was choking for it, I'd say "you go for it mate" not expect him to sit with gurgling baws all night!!!!!!!
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #6

Postby Rabas » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:41 pm

Just practicing
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #6

Postby Sunny » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:42 pm

Rabas wrote:Just practicing
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #6

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:43 pm

Sabar why do you think Lord HEID is clungeophobic???????

Imagine wanting to sit and drink all night when you got ladies "on offer" as he says?

BTW LordFannyFright was the fucker saying to me yesterday a gent does not discuss prowess with women!!!!!!! What a hypocrite
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #6

Postby LordRaven » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:45 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Sunsetdelight wrote:
LordRaven wrote:All rather tame on here today? Where are all the girls??

feeling randy today are you my lord???? :gigglesnshit: :leer:


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Lord Raven, he of the swelling sacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Had loads of ladies on offer last night in Chelsea wine bar Budgie but was in company and I never leave my mates :dafinger:


On offer??? What, like a buy one get one free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It has been known to happen :canny:
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #6

Postby LordRaven » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:48 pm

BUDGIE wrote:If your mates were real mates they would understand a man's need for his hole is more than his need for beer.....

You could have scuttled one of them in an alley then returned to your Pimms.... you are SCARED OF THE BEARD



My Spanish mate is Female and she is over sorting her Fulham flat out,in between tenants,and she wanted to go to Hugh Grants local to see if he was in and NO I would,nt involve myself in chatting to birds when there with her and her London friends. :dafinger:
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #6

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:49 pm

Phone yer mates and ask them if they'd mind you chatting up some honeys. I bet none of them would say "yes" - they'd be rooting for ya.

So why do you experience Punani Panic when the flange appears??? What is your problem????
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #6

Postby Rabas » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:50 pm

BUDGIE wrote:Sabar why do you think Lord HEID is clungeophobic???????

Imagine wanting to sit and drink all night when you got ladies "on offer" as he says?

BTW LordFannyFright was the fucker saying to me yesterday a gent does not discuss prowess with women!!!!!!! What a hypocrite


oxymoron ????
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #6

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:50 pm

LordRaven wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:If your mates were real mates they would understand a man's need for his hole is more than his need for beer.....

You could have scuttled one of them in an alley then returned to your Pimms.... you are SCARED OF THE BEARD



My Spanish mate is Female and she is over sorting her Fulham flat out,in between tenants,and she wanted to go to Hugh Grants local to see if he was in and NO I would,nt involve myself in chatting to birds when there with her and her London friends. :dafinger:


As if she would have minded!!!!! Unless she fancies you, right enough, which probably isn't the case......

You're clamophobic ain't you???


BTW Quartz - I just checked out Frogs. You were right, it's a bit tame
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #6

Postby Guest » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:53 pm

Hey budgers, why dont you and Dean start a forum?
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