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The budgie slut thread ;) #8

Postby BUDGIE » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:04 pm

Star wrote:
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Star wrote:I'm here Budgie... Did you miss me cherie :wubwub:


Did you get LordRaven's PM to you on SOL???

He's in Blackpool atm. :cuppaT:


Really? how wonderful. I'll invite him round for anal bleaching :cuppaT:


You go girl!!!!!!!!

What's happening with you? Do you think LordRaven is HOT and SEXY?
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #7

Postby Stooo » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:05 pm

Star wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Star wrote:I'm here Budgie... Did you miss me cherie :wubwub:


Did you get LordRaven's PM to you on SOL???

He's in Blackpool atm. :cuppaT:


Really? how wonderful. I'll invite him round for a knee trembler :cuppaT:


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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #7

Postby Star » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:07 pm

Stooo wrote:
Star wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Star wrote:I'm here Budgie... Did you miss me cherie :wubwub:


Did you get LordRaven's PM to you on SOL???

He's in Blackpool atm. :cuppaT:


Really? how wonderful. I'll invite him round for a knee trembler :cuppaT:


:ooer:


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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #7

Postby Snuffleupagus » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:08 pm

PMSL, "knee trembler", "anal bleaching". :mrgreen: :pmsl:
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #7

Postby Star » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:08 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Star wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Star wrote:I'm here Budgie... Did you miss me cherie :wubwub:


Did you get LordRaven's PM to you on SOL???

He's in Blackpool atm. :cuppaT:


Really? how wonderful. I'll invite him round for anal bleaching :cuppaT:


You go girl!!!!!!!!

What's happening with you? Do you think LordRaven is HOT and SEXY?


Not tellin you :laughing:
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #7

Postby BUDGIE » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:12 pm

LordRaven may have survived torture at the hands of the Iraqis but I bet he wouldn't take Star's muff for long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not because it's particularly smelly - I just get the feeling Star would be over him like gaffer tape on a Parcelforce box!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #7

Postby Stooo » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:13 pm

Star wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Star wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Star wrote:I'm here Budgie... Did you miss me cherie :wubwub:


Did you get LordRaven's PM to you on SOL???

He's in Blackpool atm. :cuppaT:


Really? how wonderful. I'll invite him round for anal bleaching :cuppaT:


You go girl!!!!!!!!

What's happening with you? Do you think LordRaven is HOT and SEXY?


He's got a pulse, what do you think? :laughing:


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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #7

Postby Star » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:18 pm

Are you in a silly mood today Stooo :canny:

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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #7

Postby Lemon » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:23 pm

Snuffleupagus wrote:
quartzcrystal wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Terry Waite's allotment - descriptive of an overgrown fanny that hasn't been tended to for some time :laughing:

I have tooth veneers btw, expensive fookers!!!


I've just looked up Penguin...hahahhhaahahahahaaa




What does it say? :mrgreen:



Too long to explain here. To do with prostitutes and trousers round ankles.
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #7

Postby Snuffleupagus » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:26 pm

quartzcrystal wrote:
Snuffleupagus wrote:
quartzcrystal wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Terry Waite's allotment - descriptive of an overgrown fanny that hasn't been tended to for some time :laughing:

I have tooth veneers btw, expensive fookers!!!


I've just looked up Penguin...hahahhhaahahahahaaa




What does it say? :mrgreen:



Too long to explain here. To do with prostitutes and trousers round ankles.




Ah, got ya. :mrgreen:
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #7

Postby Lemon » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:27 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Star wrote:I'm here Budgie... Did you miss me cherie :wubwub:


Did you get LordRaven's PM to you on SOL???

He's in Blackpool atm. :cuppaT:



I wonder if he's visiting the famous Tower Bleaching Emporium. Perhaps he and Sabar are opting for the Duo Discount Anal Lightening Scheme offered at tuppence a hole. There's a choice of shades, from Fudge Smudge to Chalky Rim. Spiffing. :cuppaT:
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #7

Postby BUDGIE » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:29 pm

Well, like those fuckers in the KLF, they will be driving round in an ice cream van. And they are both justified and ancient.

Does "To catch a predator" have a Blackpool catchment area?

Take a seat right over there......
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #7

Postby BUDGIE » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:32 pm

Did I ever mention that LordRaven is scared of the beard?????
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #7

Postby Lemon » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:33 pm

BUDGIE wrote:Did I ever mention that LordRaven is scared of the beard?????



The bearded clam?
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Re: The budgie slut thread ;) #7

Postby BUDGIE » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:38 pm

quartzcrystal wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Did I ever mention that LordRaven is scared of the beard?????



The bearded clam?


Yup.

He goes out with his mates to pubs that are full of totty (so he says), but he won't leave his chums to speak to girls, that's "not right".

I think he's got fanny fright. Classic poonaphobia if you ask me.

Let me ask you this QC: if you were out with the girls and I rocked in, you'd leave them to chat to me wouldn't you???

Oh...... :pmsl: :pmsl:

Seriously - LordRaven is SCARED OF THE BEARD
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