The budgie slut thread ;) #8

[BUDGIE]

I'm here Budgie... Did you miss me cherie

Did you get LordRaven's PM to you on SOL???

He's in Blackpool atm.

Really? how wonderful. I'll invite him round for anal bleaching

You go girl!!!!!!!!

What's happening with you? Do you think LordRaven is HOT and SEXY?

[Stooo]

I'm here Budgie... Did you miss me cherie

Did you get LordRaven's PM to you on SOL???

He's in Blackpool atm.

Really? how wonderful. I'll invite him round for a knee trembler

[Star]

I'm here Budgie... Did you miss me cherie

Did you get LordRaven's PM to you on SOL???

He's in Blackpool atm.

Really? how wonderful. I'll invite him round for a knee trembler

[Snuffleupagus]

PMSL, "knee trembler", "anal bleaching".

[Star]

I'm here Budgie... Did you miss me cherie

Did you get LordRaven's PM to you on SOL???

He's in Blackpool atm.

Really? how wonderful. I'll invite him round for anal bleaching

You go girl!!!!!!!!

What's happening with you? Do you think LordRaven is HOT and SEXY?

Not tellin you

[BUDGIE]

LordRaven may have survived torture at the hands of the Iraqis but I bet he wouldn't take Star's muff for long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not because it's particularly smelly - I just get the feeling Star would be over him like gaffer tape on a Parcelforce box!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stooo]

I'm here Budgie... Did you miss me cherie

Did you get LordRaven's PM to you on SOL???

He's in Blackpool atm.

Really? how wonderful. I'll invite him round for anal bleaching

You go girl!!!!!!!!

What's happening with you? Do you think LordRaven is HOT and SEXY?

He's got a pulse, what do you think?

[Star]

Are you in a silly mood today Stooo

[Lemon]

Terry Waite's allotment - descriptive of an overgrown fanny that hasn't been tended to for some time

I have tooth veneers btw, expensive fookers!!!

I've just looked up Penguin...hahahhhaahahahahaaa

What does it say?

Too long to explain here. To do with prostitutes and trousers round ankles.

[Snuffleupagus]

Terry Waite's allotment - descriptive of an overgrown fanny that hasn't been tended to for some time

I have tooth veneers btw, expensive fookers!!!

I've just looked up Penguin...hahahhhaahahahahaaa

What does it say?

Too long to explain here. To do with prostitutes and trousers round ankles.

Ah, got ya.

[Lemon]

I'm here Budgie... Did you miss me cherie

Did you get LordRaven's PM to you on SOL???

He's in Blackpool atm.

I wonder if he's visiting the famous Tower Bleaching Emporium. Perhaps he and Sabar are opting for the Duo Discount Anal Lightening Scheme offered at tuppence a hole. There's a choice of shades, from Fudge Smudge to Chalky Rim. Spiffing.

[BUDGIE]

Well, like those fuckers in the KLF, they will be driving round in an ice cream van. And they are both justified and ancient.

Does "To catch a predator" have a Blackpool catchment area?

Take a seat right over there......

[BUDGIE]

Did I ever mention that LordRaven is scared of the beard?????

[Lemon]

Did I ever mention that LordRaven is scared of the beard?????

The bearded clam?

[BUDGIE]

Did I ever mention that LordRaven is scared of the beard?????

The bearded clam?

Yup.

He goes out with his mates to pubs that are full of totty (so he says), but he won't leave his chums to speak to girls, that's "not right".

I think he's got fanny fright. Classic poonaphobia if you ask me.

Let me ask you this QC: if you were out with the girls and I rocked in, you'd leave them to chat to me wouldn't you???

Oh......

Seriously - LordRaven is SCARED OF THE BEARD