The budgie slut thread ;) #8

[BUDGIE]

Aye, I can't be on FB all the time cupcakes!!!!!!!!!!!

[LordRaven]

What you telling him thankyou for? I'm not his to give away.

So are you any good in the sack then? Have you got strong arms? I love to feel a mans arm muscle as im being licked out!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Straight talking - Diamonds I fucking love you girl

oooops, he's gone quiet

I was talking to someone ,who was sat in front of my desk ,about a serious matter --trying to maintain an air of composure ---whilst inwardly bursting to laugh

Diamonds is seriously gagging for cock

[LordRaven]

See Budgie ?...I told you LordRaven didn't do it

I should have known he'd be nowhere near a woman's mimsy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you say so Budgie but you have to recall something I told you ages ago which it seems you have completely forgotten regarding my own thoughts on trysts with the ladies

[The Graduate.]

What you telling him thankyou for? I'm not his to give away.

So are you any good in the sack then? Have you got strong arms? I love to feel a mans arm muscle as im being licked out!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Straight talking - Diamonds I fucking love you girl

oooops, he's gone quiet

I was talking to someone ,who was sat in front of my desk ,about a serious matter --trying to maintain an air of composure ---whilst inwardly bursting to laugh

Diamonds is seriously gagging for cock :gigglesnshit:

VERY TRUE. I'll get it in 2 weeks It'll be like make up sex... a hard fast first one followed by a second slower making love one

[LordRaven]

Told you he was beardophobic!!!!!!! You've embarassed him now!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey you,I just blinked and you were gone

He was conducting a visual survey of his own rectum and he got swallowed up

[BUDGIE]

VERY TRUE. I'll get it in 2 weeks It'll be like make up sex... a hard fast first one followed by a second slower making love one

He'll be in and out faster than Seal Team Six eh

[The Graduate.]

VERY TRUE. I'll get it in 2 weeks It'll be like make up sex... a hard fast first one followed by a second slower making love one

He'll be in and out faster than Seal Team Six eh

yeah why not? Would not have seen each other for 3 weeks. Im going to ravish him soon as he walks in on the 28th! Nice quickie, followed by a slower one later

[BUDGIE]

VERY TRUE. I'll get it in 2 weeks It'll be like make up sex... a hard fast first one followed by a second slower making love one

He'll be in and out faster than Seal Team Six eh

yeah why not? Would not have seen each other for 3 weeks. Im going to ravish him soon as he walks in on the 28th! Nice quickie, followed by a slower one later

Will you have time to ravish him though?? You're on Jeremy Kyle an hour after he comes back........

[LordRaven]

See Budgie ?...I told you LordRaven didn't do it

I should have known he'd be nowhere near a woman's mimsy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you say so Budgie but you have to recall something I told you ages ago which it seems you have completely forgotten regarding my own thoughts on trysts with the ladies

So what are your thoughts on trysts with the ladies my Lord? You can tell me .

Dont brag about it as it personal and a complete betrayal of trust on a very private matter

Some things are meant to be sacred

And not in the public domain but to remain only in the pubic domain

[BUDGIE]

"And not in the public domain but to remain only in the pubic domain"

What the fuck are you gibbering about, Lord Snooty??

[BUDGIE]

Aha - I see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LordRaven]

VERY TRUE. I'll get it in 2 weeks It'll be like make up sex... a hard fast first one followed by a second slower making love one

He'll be in and out faster than Seal Team Six eh

yeah why not? Would not have seen each other for 3 weeks. Im going to ravish him soon as he walks in on the 28th! Nice quickie, followed by a slower one later

Will you have time to ravish him though?? You're on Jeremy Kyle an hour after he comes back........

Jezza? Fcuk me! Diamonds on Jezza? Make sure there is lots of free alcohol in the green room and keep her in there,to get Warmed Up,for at least an hour before calling her on stage.

She,d upstage George Best and Ollie Reeds' chat show performances

[BUDGIE]

The only thing you told me LR was that you had a few homosexual experiences in the army and you had no regrets.....

You were sooking the Major's beef for promotion, but bit his bell-end and was busted down to private

[LordRaven]

"And not in the public domain but to remain only in the pubic domain"

What the fuck are you gibbering about, Lord Snooty??

Telephone Television Tell Budgie---Rapid Rebroadcast facilities

[BUDGIE]

"And not in the public domain but to remain only in the pubic domain"

What the fuck are you gibbering about, Lord Snooty??

Telephone Television Tell Budgie---Rapid Rebroadcast facilities

I won't tell anyone that you gulped down a whole platoon's love muck if you don't want me to............