The budgie slut thread ;) #8

[LordRaven]

I like that PM you sent me last night - but I dunno if I can make it, getting rubber fetish gear and an inflatable panzer tank at such short notice is impossible

Get that fucking thing of your head! You look like him of the hamlet advert!!!

Holly says she fancies me more with this hairstyle, it reminds her of Austria's most famous son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like you naturally slipping in and out whilst I watch your facial expressions as you are nearing the vinegar stroke

Bloody hell Diamonds--Have you been drinking again??

[LordRaven]

Hello my Lord Raven

Hi Holly,

Went to the Gym last night and into the local straight after for a few pints. New Barmaid from North Island.

[BUDGIE]

LordRaven??

Hitler might have had only one bollock but he was neither scared to invade small countries or take a close look at Eva Braun's clunge.

Now, LordRaven, which one of those two activities are you not afraid of?? Clue: Eva Braun's fanny

Its a shame mate, I'd take you out for a few beers, but as soon as a lass started talking to you you'd give it yer "how now brown cow" posh talk, pish yerself with fear (of the beard) and want to go home..... it would be an early night.

[The Graduate.]

I like that PM you sent me last night - but I dunno if I can make it, getting rubber fetish gear and an inflatable panzer tank at such short notice is impossible

Get that fucking thing of your head! You look like him of the hamlet advert!!!

Holly says she fancies me more with this hairstyle, it reminds her of Austria's most famous son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like you naturally slipping in and out whilst I watch your facial expressions as you are nearing the vinegar stroke

Bloody hell Diamonds--Have you been drinking again??

I was just thinking whether to have a glass of baileys Raven! So watch out! I am feeling like I need sex aswell, not had any for 5 days!! GRRRRRRRR!!

[BUDGIE]

Bloody hell Diamonds--Have you been drinking again??

Diamonds fancies me, of that there is no doubt, but I would find it hard to poke her knowing that she'd reveal every detail when she's drunk on this forum.......

But LordRaven, you are pissed as often as Diamonds is, there is nothing stopping you discovering the joys of the minge with her.....

[LordRaven]

LordRaven??

Hitler might have had only one bollock but he was neither scared to invade small countries or take a close look at Eva Braun's clunge.

Now, LordRaven, which one of those two activities are you not afraid of?? Clue: Eva Braun's fanny

Its a shame mate, I'd take you out for a few beers, but as soon as a lass started talking to you you'd give it yer "how now brown cow" posh talk, pish yerself with fear (of the beard) and want to go home..... it would be an early night.

Well if you say so Adolph Schicklegruber of der kleine pimmel

[LordRaven]

Bloody hell Diamonds--Have you been drinking again??

Diamonds fancies me, of that there is no doubt, but I would find it hard to poke her knowing that she'd reveal every detail when she's drunk on this forum.......

But LordRaven, you are pissed as often as Diamonds is, there is nothing stopping you discovering the joys of the minge with her.....

Danke mein herr...oooerr Damen

[BUDGIE]

You 2 fuckers like a drink, you both like a smoke..... and you both have not used a penis for a while........

IMHO you are a match made in heaven

[LordRaven]

Hello my Lord Raven

Hi Holly,

Went to the Gym last night and into the local straight after for a few pints. New Barmaid from North Island.

Did you put a tat too on me last night while I wasn't looking??

Who is the lady in the Av?? If that is you then I am sure Budgie would love to get his needle in you.

Tatoos and needles??? Not for me

[BUDGIE]

Aye LordRaven that's Holly.... stunning eh?

She doesn't look happy though. And you know why??? Its cos she has no budgerigar in her life

She is in NZ and I am over here....... she lives in a town named after a boot ffs, its really shit

[The Graduate.]

Bloody hell Diamonds--Have you been drinking again??

Diamonds fancies me, of that there is no doubt, but I would find it hard to poke her knowing that she'd reveal every detail when she's drunk on this forum.......

But LordRaven, you are pissed as often as Diamonds is, there is nothing stopping you discovering the joys of the minge with her.....

Danke mein herr...oooerr Damen

What you telling him thankyou for? I'm not his to give away.

So are you any good in the sack then? Have you got strong arms? I love to feel a mans arm muscle as im being licked out!!

[BUDGIE]

What you telling him thankyou for? I'm not his to give away.

So are you any good in the sack then? Have you got strong arms? I love to feel a mans arm muscle as im being licked out!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Straight talking - Diamonds I fucking love you girl

[BUDGIE]

See Budgie ?...I told you LordRaven didn't do it

I should have known he'd be nowhere near a woman's mimsy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Graduate.]

What you telling him thankyou for? I'm not his to give away.

So are you any good in the sack then? Have you got strong arms? I love to feel a mans arm muscle as im being licked out!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Straight talking - Diamonds I fucking love you girl

oooops, he's gone quiet

[BUDGIE]

Told you he was beardophobic!!!!!!! You've embarassed him now!!!!!!!!!!!