Memorable Quotes/Catchphrases From TV

[Keyser]

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

The menacing hiss at the end was improvised by Anthony.

[Nucks]

[Kiki]

"Well nobody's perfect"!

Probably, my most memorable quote from a movie...ever - and such a wonderful movie!

Great quote!

But Marilyn looked pretty perfect to me!

Yes, she was the most beautiful woman that has ever lived.

No matter how many times you watch this, it's hilarious!

Four candles was pure genius!

[Kiki]

I have to (sadly) concede that you're right.

Sex on legs was Ena - and why on earth she wasn't crowned sexiest female on Coronation St in 1894 is beyond me.

Mmmm, as a female and supposedly Hetrosexual, I can't get the thought of that hair net out of my head - it drives me cwazy!!

Bloody hell, that takes me back.
Join her up here!!!!!

[Kiki]

:gigglesnshit:

[Kiki]

[Kiki]

[Nucks]

[Keyser]

I have to (sadly) concede that you're right.

Sex on legs was Ena - and why on earth she wasn't crowned sexiest female on Coronation St in 1894 is beyond me.

Mmmm, as a female and supposedly Hetrosexual, I can't get the thought of that hair net out of my head - it drives me cwazy!!

Bloody hell, that takes me back.
Join her up here!!!!!

She would fit right in!

Evening Kiki!

[Kiki]

That made me laugh.

[Kiki]

I have to (sadly) concede that you're right.

Sex on legs was Ena - and why on earth she wasn't crowned sexiest female on Coronation St in 1894 is beyond me.

Mmmm, as a female and supposedly Hetrosexual, I can't get the thought of that hair net out of my head - it drives me cwazy!!

Bloody hell, that takes me back.
Join her up here!!!!!

She would fit right in!

Evening Kiki!

Evening Keyser.

Might as well get the whole lot in here.....................or have we already!

[Keyser]

Evening Keyser.

Might as well get the whole lot in here.....................or have we already!

Blimey!

Going to have to change my trousers after that photo!

[Lady Murasaki]

[Trapper John]

Cool Hand Luke - great film. The hard boiled egg scene ooooooo.

[Trapper John]

How did this 'Memorable Quotes/Catchphrases From TV' turn into the film clip thread? I bet Keyser had something to do with it.

Can't be arsed to look back through it but has anyone mentioned 'Bernie the Bolt please, ta!' - Bob Monkhouse and the Golden Shot.