LEXI'S SOAP WATCH

[Snuffleupagus]

Hey CatNip, you could be onto something there - when is the fire due though, not 'til later in the year is it?

[CatNip]

Dunno , but throw a pile of them in there and thats as good a reason to start one

[Snuffleupagus]

Dunno , but throw a pile of them in there and thats as good a reason to start one

Right, so who shall we have in there then?

I'll go with:

De-knees
Libby
Chelsea
Lucas
De-knees' sisters
Bianca
Waserface, Owen's mum
Zainab
Carol
Roxy (just for being a shit actress)
Fatboy

I hope it's a big cellar

Any more to add to the wishlist?

[Dean]

I'm watching...."Sex - How to do everything"..... on "Fiver". Tonights episode is al about anal sex for men and women. Could be interesting....

[Snuffleupagus]

Yaaaay, De-knees is free and home!!

Whose house is that next door that she was in?

[Lexi]

I'm watching...."Sex - How to do everything"..... on "Fiver". Tonights episode is al about anal sex for men and women. Could be interesting....

Wrong thread nob-end!!! if you want to start a thread about "how to have sex" (arr! that makes me feel sad on you now Dean! having to watch programs about how to 'do it' )



...anyway, start your own thread!!

[Dean]

I'm watching...."Sex - How to do everything"..... on "Fiver". Tonights episode is al about anal sex for men and women. Could be interesting....

Wrong thread nob-end!!! if you want to start a thread about "how to have sex" (arr! that makes me feel sad on you now Dean! having to watch programs about how to 'do it' )



...anyway, start your own thread!!

Next week's show is all about how to fuck anorexic midgets. You should tune in....

[Snuffleupagus]

I'm watching...."Sex - How to do everything"..... on "Fiver". Tonights episode is al about anal sex for men and women. Could be interesting....

Wrong thread nob-end!!! if you want to start a thread about "how to have sex" (arr! that makes me feel sad on you now Dean! having to watch programs about how to 'do it' )



...anyway, start your own thread!!

I didn't like to say

[Snuffleupagus]

Ooh, Eastenders was good tonight, return of De-knees and all that, even though half of them can't act


Coronation Street in a few mins, looks like a good one too, John being blackmailed

[Lexi]

Emmerdale is by far the best at the mo!

[Snuffleupagus]

I don't watch Emmerdale usually, now and again I get drawn into a storyline but I've no idea what's going on in it at the moment.

[wombat]

wasnt that so ham acting last night on Enders,so predictable Heather kept missing the 'call police' message.

[Snuffleupagus]

wasnt that so ham acting last night on Enders,so predictable Heather kept missing the 'call police' message.

Yes, of the three soaps Eastenders has to have the worst actors, and that message shenanigans was just too corny

[wombat]

look at the ending ,before the DUM DUM DUM .
Police turn and without any questions or ' whats been going on here then ' go straight to arrest Lucas for false imprisonment.
Did i miss a bit or do the soap police actors also watch Eastenders so no need for questions.

[Snuffleupagus]

look at the ending ,before the DUM DUM DUM .
Police turn and without any questions or ' whats been going on here then ' go straight to arrest Lucas for false imprisonment.
Did i miss a bit or do the soap police actors also watch Eastenders so no need for questions.

I presume that was because their old mucca Jack did the 999 dialling, him being an ex policeman and the only one capable of ringing them