LEXI'S SOAP WATCH

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Emerdale has become the flagship soap for homosexuals.
I used to think that man on man love would be less complicated than heterosexual shenanigans, but...

It turns out that it isn't.

Anyway, enough of uphill gardening, what about some lezza action for a change.

The gay guy from Coronation Street who is currently in Unforgotten he is slacking with his kisses!! Him and Todd kiss more regular than anyone in soap lol

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Phil Mitchell will no doubt be running the square again soon.. illness recovery speeds on soaps are always astonishing!

He's looking less like a Simpson with each day that passes.

Ronnie looked a very healthy dead person haha She did do well at keeping very still though!

Poor Roxy though, she barely gets a mention except as Amy's mum. Was she underneath Ronnie in the coffin?

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Phil Mitchell will no doubt be running the square again soon.. illness recovery speeds on soaps are always astonishing!

He's looking less like a Simpson with each day that passes.

Ronnie looked a very healthy dead person haha She did do well at keeping very still though!

Poor Roxy though, she barely gets a mention except as Amy's mum. Was she underneath Ronnie in the coffin?

That's true, the director clearly hated Roxy even more than Ronnie! I watch soaps clearly. But don't read about them, maybe you do or don't.

But I thought Ronnie and Roxy were pissed off that the show axed them! ? Is that true were they were pushed rather than wanting to go. ?

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Sorry about the post above I added an extra 'were' into the mix. haha Typo.

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That's true, the director clearly hated Roxy even more than Ronnie! I watch soaps clearly. But don't read about them, maybe you do or don't.

But I thought Ronnie and Roxy were pissed off that the show axed them! ? Is that true were they were pushed rather than wanting to go?

I don't follow twitter or anything but a lot has been written on the DS soap forum about their departure. Apparently they weren't too pleased with their ending, Rita Simons especially (Roxy). I don't believe it was their choice to leave the show, but very few soap characters stay on long-term. There are a few who've been there for most of EE, but plenty who come and go as well. I wish Aunt Sal would get run over by a hearse or something though.

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That's true, the director clearly hated Roxy even more than Ronnie! I watch soaps clearly. But don't read about them, maybe you do or don't.

But I thought Ronnie and Roxy were pissed off that the show axed them! ? Is that true were they were pushed rather than wanting to go?

I don't follow twitter or anything but a lot has been written on the DS soap forum about their departure. Apparently they weren't too pleased with their ending, Rita Simons especially (Roxy). I don't believe it was their choice to leave the show, but very few soap characters stay on long-term. There are a few who've been there for most of EE, but plenty who come and go as well. I wish Aunt Sal would get run over by a hearse or something though.

Hmm imo the Director is crazy getting rid of them. The Mitchells are suppose to have more than just two or three of them! A mafia style family needs to be bigger.

She was better in on the buses especially when seated in a sidecar haha

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Well something is going to happen between Mick and Whitney again! So very obvious...

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Well something is going to happen between Mick and Whitney again! So very obvious...

Does seem that way, although Mick would be an idiot (as would Whit) seeing as Linda forgave them once already for having a kiss. Mick should prepare to kiss his marriage goodbye if they do that, cannot see Linda being so forgiving a second time, especially if it was more than a kiss.

And wow, I never realised Kim was such an insufferable, self-righteous cow.

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Well something is going to happen between Mick and Whitney again! So very obvious...

Does seem that way, although Mick would be an idiot (as would Whit) seeing as Linda forgave them once already for having a kiss. Mick should prepare to kiss his marriage goodbye if they do that, cannot see Linda being so forgiving a second time, especially if it was more than a kiss.

And wow, I never realised Kim was such an insufferable, self-righteous cow.

Yeah crazy stuff talk about keeping it in the family and being really dumb! But hey it is soap opera land. There after setting up a furious fist fight between father and son.

Yes Kim turns out not to be very understanding and supportive!

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Blimey EE this director really hates the cast and EE. Drownings and now this...

Emergency services are SHITEE and so SLOWW lol

Lift the bus is Geoff Capes still about...haha

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Blimey EE this director really hates the cast and EE. Drownings and now this...

Emergency services are SHITEE and so SLOWW lol

Lift the bus is Geoff Capes still about...haha

That lifting the bus scene was mental. I am hoping Martin will be written out via a wooden box.

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I know we have to suspend disbelief a LOT in soapland, but that bus thing was quite ridiculous. The top half was wedged under a bridge, how are they even "lifting" it? Never mind the sheer force it would take to lift a flippin' bus.

Corrie was funny as well, Liz gives Leanne the Moses basket she ordered for Michelle/Steve's baby after Michelle miscarred, and Nick brings home the exact same one. On the same day. Do people even buy those things anymore?

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I know we have to suspend disbelief a LOT in soapland, but that bus thing was quite ridiculous. The top half was wedged under a bridge, how are they even "lifting" it? Never mind the sheer force it would take to lift a flippin' bus.

Corrie was funny as well, Liz gives Leanne the Moses basket she ordered for Michelle/Steve's baby after Michelle miscarred, and Nick brings home the exact same one. On the same day. Do people even buy those things anymore?

Well also the coincidences on soaps are off the scale always someone hiding around corners or walking on by at exactly the right moments! haha

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The end of EE where Max was seen in the reflection of the glass, he looked like floating head.

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The end of EE where Max was seen in the reflection of the glass, he looked like floating head.

Yep the people in charge at Eastenders really are experimenting lots with filming techniques haha

It's fucking soap you idiots stop pissing about