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Re: LEXI'S SOAP WATCH

Postby jp761 » Mon Apr 30, 2018 6:26 pm

Nucks wrote:
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Nucks wrote:Corrie: in what alternate universe does (of all people) Tracey Barlow not know about vicar Billy being both a heroin addict and recently in rehab? :gigglesnshit: Gossip on that street is practically legal tender.
That was ridiculous, Phelan hid her in a cellar for a while? :dunno:


And isn’t Amy an endearing chip off the old block? :gigglesnshit: I don’t think the writers know any actual children IRL.
They should ask their Mums for tips. :laughing:
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Re: LEXI'S SOAP WATCH

Postby Keyser » Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:17 pm

Fucking hell ten minutes into the episode and Yorke has a young, fit army bloke scared shitless of the Cunt of Walford Fisto.

Meanwhile dumb bitch doormat Sharon (once a Watts) immediately fucked him and whined about being the King and Queen of Walford whilst he planned world domination and threatened Mel.

McFadden's mates must have had another 'word' with TPTB and probably that's why SOC got the boot.

FFS! :brickwall:
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Re: LEXI'S SOAP WATCH

Postby Keyser » Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:30 pm

The big man slashes the car tyres - why can't someone simply shoot the fucker in the face with sawn-off shotgun?

Yorke must be so terrified of the consequences if he or TPTB dare to make him anything less than superhuman.
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Re: LEXI'S SOAP WATCH

Postby Aaron_Silver » Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:47 pm

Keyser wrote:The big man slashes the car tyres - why can't someone simply shoot the fucker in the face with sawn-off shotgun?

Yorke must be so terrified of the consequences if he or TPTB dare to make him anything less than superhuman.


It must be in his contract, has to be, it's so old and so boring but they never learn that everybody is laughing at the moronic stupidity of it all, he's a fat, bald, old man with more health problems than Stephen Hawking, it's beyond fucking pathetic :pukeup:
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Re: LEXI'S SOAP WATCH

Postby Keyser » Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:00 pm

Aaron_Silver wrote:
Keyser wrote:The big man slashes the car tyres - why can't someone simply shoot the fucker in the face with sawn-off shotgun?

Yorke must be so terrified of the consequences if he or TPTB dare to make him anything less than superhuman.


It must be in his contract, has to be, it's so old and so boring but they never learn that everybody is laughing at the moronic stupidity of it all, he's a fat, bald, old man with more health problems than Stephen Hawking, it's beyond fucking pathetic :pukeup:


Hawking would be a more convincing hardman - and he's dead.

Perhaps Dave Courtney 'sorted' it in the late 90's - would not surprise me at all - after all SM is also very close friends with Windsor as well and she is as close to the Underworld as can be.

Or Perhaps Yorke is simply fucking delusional (sent you a HM BTW).
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Re: LEXI'S SOAP WATCH

Postby Nucks » Tue May 01, 2018 10:05 am

jp761 wrote:
Nucks wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Nucks wrote:Corrie: in what alternate universe does (of all people) Tracey Barlow not know about vicar Billy being both a heroin addict and recently in rehab? :gigglesnshit: Gossip on that street is practically legal tender.
That was ridiculous, Phelan hid her in a cellar for a while? :dunno:


And isn’t Amy an endearing chip off the old block? :gigglesnshit: I don’t think the writers know any actual children IRL.


They should ask their Mums for tips. :laughing:


:gigglesnshit:

Entrepreneurial mastermind Beth getting Kirk to walk Eccles for £3 a day. Brilliant. :doggy:
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Re: LEXI'S SOAP WATCH

Postby jp761 » Tue May 01, 2018 4:10 pm

Nucks wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Nucks wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Nucks wrote:Corrie: in what alternate universe does (of all people) Tracey Barlow not know about vicar Billy being both a heroin addict and recently in rehab? :gigglesnshit: Gossip on that street is practically legal tender.
That was ridiculous, Phelan hid her in a cellar for a while? :dunno:


And isn’t Amy an endearing chip off the old block? :gigglesnshit: I don’t think the writers know any actual children IRL.


They should ask their Mums for tips. :laughing:


:gigglesnshit:

Entrepreneurial mastermind Beth getting Kirk to walk Eccles for £3 a day. Brilliant. :doggy:
The nice lad would have walked the old guys Dog for free. Kirk is an old-skool gent a dying breed on soaps, Phil is one of those though I'm sure Keyser agrees. :gigglesnshit:
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Re: LEXI'S SOAP WATCH

Postby Nucks » Tue May 01, 2018 5:52 pm

jp761 wrote:The nice lad would have walked the old guys Dog for free. Kirk is an old-skool gent a dying breed on soaps, Phil is one of those though I'm sure Keyser agrees. :gigglesnshit:


You might be thinking of another 4 letter word ending in ‘nt’. :ooer:

:gigglesnshit:
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Re: LEXI'S SOAP WATCH

Postby jp761 » Tue May 01, 2018 6:00 pm

Nucks wrote:
jp761 wrote:The nice lad would have walked the old guys Dog for free. Kirk is an old-skool gent a dying breed on soaps, Phil is one of those though I'm sure Keyser agrees. :gigglesnshit:


You might be thinking of another 4 letter word ending in ‘nt’. :ooer:

:gigglesnshit:
Maybe, and Beth and Kirk do suit each other a right pair of -----. :gigglesnshit:
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Re: LEXI'S SOAP WATCH

Postby Star » Fri May 04, 2018 4:37 pm

jp761 wrote:
Nucks wrote:
jp761 wrote:The nice lad would have walked the old guys Dog for free. Kirk is an old-skool gent a dying breed on soaps, Phil is one of those though I'm sure Keyser agrees. :gigglesnshit:


You might be thinking of another 4 letter word ending in ‘nt’. :ooer:

:gigglesnshit:
Maybe, and Beth and Kirk do suit each other a right pair of -----. :gigglesnshit:

Twonks, I think the word you are looking for JP :laughing:

I am waiting for Phelan to make a show. I read that he has one more kill left before
he departs from Corrie. :yess:
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Re: LEXI'S SOAP WATCH

Postby Nucks » Fri May 04, 2018 10:02 pm

Star wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Nucks wrote:
jp761 wrote:The nice lad would have walked the old guys Dog for free. Kirk is an old-skool gent a dying breed on soaps, Phil is one of those though I'm sure Keyser agrees. :gigglesnshit:


You might be thinking of another 4 letter word ending in ‘nt’. :ooer:

:gigglesnshit:
Maybe, and Beth and Kirk do suit each other a right pair of -----. :gigglesnshit:

Twonks, I think the word you are looking for JP :laughing:

I am waiting for Phelan to make a show. I read that he has one more kill left before
he departs from Corrie. :yess:


I bet some “fans” could nominate a character or two. :mrgreen:
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Re: LEXI'S SOAP WATCH

Postby jp761 » Sat May 05, 2018 12:37 am

Star wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Nucks wrote:
jp761 wrote:The nice lad would have walked the old guys Dog for free. Kirk is an old-skool gent a dying breed on soaps, Phil is one of those though I'm sure Keyser agrees. :gigglesnshit:


You might be thinking of another 4 letter word ending in ‘nt’. :ooer:

:gigglesnshit:
Maybe, and Beth and Kirk do suit each other a right pair of -----. :gigglesnshit:

Twonks, I think the word you are looking for JP :laughing:

I am waiting for Phelan to make a show. I read that he has one more kill left before
he departs from Corrie. :yess:
That's right, I'm far more polite than Nucks and her 'nt' when over here in the showbiz section. :shake head: :mrgreen:
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Re: LEXI'S SOAP WATCH

Postby Nucks » Sat May 05, 2018 10:11 am

jp761 wrote:
Star wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Nucks wrote:
jp761 wrote:The nice lad would have walked the old guys Dog for free. Kirk is an old-skool gent a dying breed on soaps, Phil is one of those though I'm sure Keyser agrees. :gigglesnshit:


You might be thinking of another 4 letter word ending in ‘nt’. :ooer:

:gigglesnshit:
Maybe, and Beth and Kirk do suit each other a right pair of -----. :gigglesnshit:

Twonks, I think the word you are looking for JP :laughing:

I am waiting for Phelan to make a show. I read that he has one more kill left before
he departs from Corrie. :yess:
That's right, I'm far more polite than Nucks and her 'nt' when over here in the showbiz section. :shake head: :mrgreen:


:bum:

:gigglesnshit:
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Re: LEXI'S SOAP WATCH

Postby jp761 » Sat May 05, 2018 3:21 pm

Nucks being cheeky again! What's new. :shake head:


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Re: LEXI'S SOAP WATCH

Postby Nucks » Sat May 05, 2018 6:43 pm

jp761 wrote:Nucks being cheeky again! What's new. :shake head:


:mrgreen:


:Wiiiine!:

I’ve enjoyed this week’s Corrie with little to no Carla/Michelle nasty cackling double act. :twirl:
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