The Housemates have been evacuated from the BB house.......

[Snuffleupagus]

I really just don't like shit television programmes.

They may be shit to you Ploppy, but it's each to their own I believe.

Which programmes do you enjoy then? I remember you mentioned The Jeremy Kyle Show once, what else?

[Dimples]

I really just don't like shit television programmes.

Such as:

"Reality" shows (It might be reality for some people but it's not reality for me)
"Talent" shows (a.k.a sad whining wanabeeeeeees)
Programmes about crap from people's attics, crap they've found at car boot sales, crap they want to find out the value of - so they can buy more crap with the proceeds!
Programmes about boring people's children, their weight, their diets, their clothes, their relationships etc

We pay our licence fee in order to be entertained by professional broadcasters and actors or by people who actually have something worthy to say - not to be bored to within an inch of our lives by fat, toothless, tracksuit-wearing, tattooed f*ckwits, or by slaphead, pseudo-chirpy, Cockney geezers or by bleached blonde, tango-orange, tone-deaf, blubbering airheads.


............... and the commercial channels are even worse!

[Snuffleupagus]

I really just don't like shit television programmes.

Such as:

"Reality" shows (It might be reality for some people but it's not reality for me)
"Talent" shows (a.k.a sad whining wanabeeeeeees)
Programmes about crap from people's attics, crap they've found at car boot sales, crap they want to find out the value of - so they can buy more crap with the proceeds!
Programmes about boring people's children, their weight, their diets, their clothes, their relationships etc

We pay our licence fee in order to be entertained by professional broadcasters and actors or by people who actually have something worthy to say - not to be bored to within an inch of our lives by fat, toothless, tracksuit-wearing, tattooed f*ckwits, or by slaphead, pseudo-chirpy, Cockney geezers or by bleached blonde, tango-orange, tone-deaf, blubbering airheads.


............... and the commercial channels are even worse!

Like on The Jeremy Kyle Show


So what do you watch then Ploppy?

[Northern]

have you seen how flooded the house got?

[Dimples]

have you seen how flooded the house got?

I hope it was 30 feet high - and they ought to have left the stoopid numpties inside.

[Northern]

ploppy you just come in and go bang and lay it bare

[Dimples]

ploppy you just come in and go bang and lay it bare

No other way to play it, NStar!!

[Northern]

makes me laugh

[Dimples]

makes me laugh

I'm delighted if it brings a little joy into your life!!

[Northern]

well it does bring laughter to online posting

[Dimples]

well it does bring laughter to online posting

Hurrah!!

Makes a change from all these threads about people I don't know!!

[Northern]

i don't know a lot of them either. I started a thread today called character building and just asked about those whose names i kept seeing get mentioned

[Dimples]

i don't know a lot of them either. I started a thread today called character building and just asked about those whose names i kept seeing get mentioned

Hmmm - I'm sure everyone is being very sincere in the character analyses they are making but I'm not sure they're really all that helpful though!!!

[Northern]

some were funny

[Snuffleupagus]

PMSL , some of the character lowdowns here and elsewhere are spot on