Steve Jobs iDead at 58

[KeithTas]

Lots of Steve Jobs jokes about. Pick of the bunch.

Bill Gates sent out a text to all Microsoft employees "Who's got the fucking viruses now, eh?"

[KeithTas]

Someone did asked if they tried doing a factory re-set on him.

[Courdelion]

Four great Apples, Adam and Eves apple, Newtons apple, New York Big apple, Steve Jobs apple;RIP

[Granny Smith]

ill always be number 1...
how do ya like them apples...

[LordRaven]

Steve Jobs was an extremely clever individual and Alan Sugar just said that just such an innovator will be greatly missed by the industry.RIP

[Stooo]

[Northern]

R.I.P to the man

[Stooo]

After looking on various sites, the Onion seems to sum up they hysteria:

BOSTON—Calling the death a “tragic loss” and saying he was “truly devastated by the news,” self-described Apple product loyalist Eric Cavanaugh is treating the passing of the company’s former CEO Steve Jobs as if his fucking dad just died, sources confirmed Thursday. “I can’t believe it,” said Cavanaugh, 28, wearing a saddened expression that would make you think he was mourning the loss of his 61-year-old father, Jack, and not a complete goddamn stranger. “He meant a lot to me, and I’ll miss him. I think I might send an e-mail to rememberingsteve@apple.com [instead of contacting the man he hasn’t talked to in a month who helped him with his homework, paid his college tuition, and has supported him throughout his entire life, loving him unconditionally despite his myriad fuckups].” At press time, Cavanaugh reportedly needs to get his fucking priorities straight.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/apple- ... ied,26270/

[Stooo]

And again...

CUPERTINO, CA—Steve Jobs, the visionary co-founder of Apple Computers and the only American in the country who had any clue what the fuck he was doing, died Wednesday at the age of 56. "We haven't just lost a great innovator, leader, and businessman, we've literally lost the only person in this country who actually had his shit together and knew what the hell was going on," a statement from President Barack Obama read in part, adding that Jobs will be remembered both for the life-changing products he created and for the fact that he was able to sit down, think clearly, and execute his ideas—attributes he shared with no other U.S. citizen. "This is a dark time for our country, because the reality is none of the 300 million or so Americans who remain can actually get anything done or make things happen. Those days are over." Obama added that if anyone could fill the void left by Jobs it would probably be himself, but said that at this point he honestly doesn’t have the slightest notion what he’s doing anymore.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/last-a ... ing,26268/

[Dr_E]

[Dr_E]

[Lady Murasaki]

Pmsl

[iMe]

Pmsl

Babycheeks when I heard the sad news iCried.