Several papers today accuse Liam Fox of 'playing the gay card'. In a vain attempt to deflect the fact that he has committed several instant sacking offences, namely gross misconduct, by allowing a 'pal' to sit in on defence meetings while said 'pal' had no security clearance - Fox has let it be known that he considers himself under attack because of the nature of this rather strange relationship.
He, of course, denies he is gay.
However, at least 2 newspapers have reported that there was a young man staying at Fox's flat on the night he was burgled (no jokes please.... oh, go on then...) and it wasn't Adam Werrity.
As evidence continues to mount, a bit of advice for Fox.
Shut your gob and resign with dignity. You have until Friday 21st October, when the full report on your bizarre antics will be published.
Best your desk is cleared by then, and another relic of Thatcherism can be consigned to the dustbin where it belongs.