DAVE "A RABBIT FROZEN IN THE HEADLIGHTS"

DAVE "A RABBIT FROZEN IN THE HEADLIGHTS"

Postby Cannydc » Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:52 am

It has been reported that before the last election, Dave thought it would be a good wheeze (and highly informative) to ask an old pal, Andrew Feldman, to find out how his shadow ministers were financing their offices.

It is said that one minister in particular refused to comply, a certain Dr Liam Fox.

Instead of insisting on full disclosure, Dave decided to go for the easy option and stayed schtum !!

Dave has known all along that there were 'problems' with Fox and his best chum Werritty - but frozen with indescisiveness did nothing until the whole sorry mess blew up in his face. Even then, faced with overwhelming evidence that all was not well, he dithered... Yes, Fox had his full support, claimed Dave.

Dave, you are a ditherer. Not a Prime Minister. Why not join Dr Fox, and spend 'more time with your family' ??
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Re: DAVE "A RABBIT FROZEN IN THE HEADLIGHTS"

Postby Mark » Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:30 am

dithering DaveyBoy......................lol

one thing that is noticeable about all this corrupt BS

is that for once the opposition feel brave enough to keep banging on about it

so I'm assuming Ed has made sure his house is in squeaky clean order

as he wouldn't want one of his being the next to be "outed"

as for dithering DaveyBoy

he did put a smile on me face this week, by thinking it "Cool" to jump on a tube train, like Rhianna did

and even posed with an attractive lady passanger for a Pic

what made me smile tho

was the fact that dithering DaveyBoy, the man of the people, the man who was gonna rip up the euhr BS, the man who was gonna save society

and the man who was gonna tackle the daft numbers of immigrants coming here

our saviour :hand: dithering DaveyBoy, was clever enough to pose with a woman

who didn't have a clue who he was

as shes just come here from India ............................. hes a boy eh

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Re: DAVE "A RABBIT FROZEN IN THE HEADLIGHTS"

Postby Cactus Jack » Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:36 am

Cannydc wrote:It has been reported that before the last election, Dave thought it would be a good wheeze (and highly informative) to ask an old pal, Andrew Feldman, to find out how his shadow ministers were financing their offices.

It is said that one minister in particular refused to comply, a certain Dr Liam Fox.

Instead of insisting on full disclosure, Dave decided to go for the easy option and stayed schtum !!

Dave has known all along that there were 'problems' with Fox and his best chum Werritty - but frozen with indescisiveness did nothing until the whole sorry mess blew up in his face. Even then, faced with overwhelming evidence that all was not well, he dithered... Yes, Fox had his full support, claimed Dave.

Dave, you are a ditherer. Not a Prime Minister. Why not join Dr Fox, and spend 'more time with your family' ??
Dave has decided it's time to deal with his reputation to indecision.

He's going hold a consultation about whether to set up a meeting about putting forward a paper to discuss an agenda for preliminary talks about setting terms of reference for a committee to consider the scope of a review board that will appoint members of focus group that will carry out a full investigation to any allegations of procrastination.

Not yet of course, he'll wait until the time is right. It's not something he feels he can rush into.
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Re: DAVE "A RABBIT FROZEN IN THE HEADLIGHTS"

Postby Dave » Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:59 am

Cannydc wrote:It has been reported that before the last election, Dave thought it would be a good wheeze (and highly informative) to ask an old pal, Andrew Feldman, to find out how his shadow ministers were financing their offices.

It is said that one minister in particular refused to comply, a certain Dr Liam Fox.

Instead of insisting on full disclosure, Dave decided to go for the easy option and stayed schtum !!

Dave has known all along that there were 'problems' with Fox and his best chum Werritty - but frozen with indescisiveness did nothing until the whole sorry mess blew up in his face. Even then, faced with overwhelming evidence that all was not well, he dithered... Yes, Fox had his full support, claimed Dave.

Dave, you are a ditherer. Not a Prime Minister. Why not join Dr Fox, and spend 'more time with your family' ??



I made an error of judgement and I concede but at least i did not lie to parliament and the people to embark on the wholesale slaughter of people who posed no threat to us.

Reminder for you that nobody is perfect http://www.socialistreview.org.uk/artic ... mber=11212

"When Tony Blair became prime minister one of the major factors in his landslide victory was a hatred of Tory sleaze. However, in the recent scandals it has been notable that there has hardly been any distinction between the two parties. On both sides an alarmingly large number of MPs were keen to stick their snouts in the trough.

While some of the more absurd claims - duck islands and the like - came from Tories, the real scandal of the expenses racket was the huge amount of fiddling regarding property, second homes and the like, and in this Labour MPs were every bit as guilty as Tories.

Furthermore, anyone watching last month's Dispatches programme can't have failed to be outraged by the performances of a number of high profile Labour figures, who came across as every bit as sleazy and awful as the Tories exposed on the programme.

Of course, watching Tory MPs promising big business access to "prime minister Cameron" before there even is a "prime minister Cameron" should surprise no one - same old Tories, always cheating!

Yet one of the apparent ironies of all this is that two of those exposed by Dispatches - Stephen Byers and Geoff Hoon - were or are very close confidants of the same Blair who was elected in revulsion at sleaze. However, this is not as unlikely as one might think.

Throughout his time as prime minister, Blair's fawning over dubious wealthy characters was embarrassingly obvious - and since he ceased to be prime minister it is estimated he has earned himself £20 million. If Blair really saw the "New Labour" project as the abandonment of all old Labour stood for, then what stood out from Byers, Hoon and Patricia Hewitt was just how faithfully they reflected that abandonment.

They are not the first Labour politicians in history to get greedy, but it was the filth they were happy to immerse themselves in that was truly shocking. Hewitt, who was once vaguely thought to be on the left, has been lobbying for the company that owns Bupa, of all things. Byers lobbied Peter Mandelson on behalf of poor little downtrodden Tesco. Hoon, meanwhile, is happy to profit out of arms industry slaughter.

Has that refreshed your memory or would you like some more?
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Postby Guest » Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:20 pm

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Cannydc wrote:It has been reported that before the last election, Dave thought it would be a good wheeze (and highly informative) to ask an old pal, Andrew Feldman, to find out how his shadow ministers were financing their offices.

It is said that one minister in particular refused to comply, a certain Dr Liam Fox.

Instead of insisting on full disclosure, Dave decided to go for the easy option and stayed schtum !!

Dave has known all along that there were 'problems' with Fox and his best chum Werritty - but frozen with indescisiveness did nothing until the whole sorry mess blew up in his face. Even then, faced with overwhelming evidence that all was not well, he dithered... Yes, Fox had his full support, claimed Dave.

Dave, you are a ditherer. Not a Prime Minister. Why not join Dr Fox, and spend 'more time with your family' ??
Dave has decided it's time to deal with his reputation to indecision.

He's going hold a consultation about whether to set up a meeting about putting forward a paper to discuss an agenda for preliminary talks about setting terms of reference for a committee to consider the scope of a review board that will appoint members of focus group that will carry out a full investigation to any allegations of procrastination.

Not yet of course, he'll wait until the time is right. It's not something he feels he can rush into.


:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: It is the fact you think you are funny is what is giving me real belly laughs. :gigglesnshit:
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Re: DAVE "A RABBIT FROZEN IN THE HEADLIGHTS"

Postby Cactus Jack » Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:30 pm

The fact you think you are only has me slightly bemused.
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Re: DAVE "A RABBIT FROZEN IN THE HEADLIGHTS"

Postby Guest » Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:36 pm

Cactus Jack wrote:The fact you think you are only has me slightly bemused.


I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
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Re: DAVE "A RABBIT FROZEN IN THE HEADLIGHTS"

Postby Cactus Jack » Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:46 pm

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Cactus Jack wrote:The fact you think you are only has me slightly bemused.


I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
As a matter of fact you are being rude but you're such a worthless cunt it's difficult to care.
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Re: DAVE "A RABBIT FROZEN IN THE HEADLIGHTS"

Postby Guest » Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:55 pm

Cactus Jack wrote:
Guest wrote:
Cactus Jack wrote:The fact you think you are only has me slightly bemused.


I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
As a matter of fact you are being rude but you're such a worthless cunt it's difficult to care.



And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion of yourself would be?
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Re: DAVE "A RABBIT FROZEN IN THE HEADLIGHTS"

Postby Cactus Jack » Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:02 pm

I don't have an opinion of myself - only the opinion that you're a worthless whore's bastard whose own mother would smother him at birth if she had a chance for a 'do over'

As for Dithering Dave - well your one use is to him as you make him look worthwhile.
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Re: DAVE "A RABBIT FROZEN IN THE HEADLIGHTS"

Postby Guest » Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:14 pm

Cactus Jack wrote:I don't have an opinion of myself - only the opinion that you're a worthless whore's bastard whose own mother would smother him at birth if she had a chance for a 'do over'

As for Dithering Dave - well your one use is to him as you make him look worthwhile.



I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you as you are far more base than I could have possibly imagined.


And as for Dave he is as useless as you and this equally inept fool.

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Postby Guest » Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:21 pm

Cactus Jack wrote:I don't have an opinion of myself - only the opinion that you're a worthless whore's bastard whose own mother would smother him at birth if she had a chance for a 'do over'

As for Dithering Dave - well your one use is to him as you make him look worthwhile.


Barbara Streisand says it all.

Memories(of a labour government).

Look at the shite you left behind.

We're now all paupers with faded memories.

Because of the way you were.


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Re: DAVE "A RABBIT FROZEN IN THE HEADLIGHTS"

Postby Verum » Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:02 pm

"The threat to the world economy - and to Britain - is as serious today as it was in 2008 when world recession loomed," Cameron to 2011 Tory Conference.

So it wasn't Gordon Brown's fault after all. :smilin:
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Re: DAVE "A RABBIT FROZEN IN THE HEADLIGHTS"

Postby Guest » Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:10 pm

Verum wrote:"The threat to the world economy - and to Britain - is as serious today as it was in 2008 when world recession loomed," Cameron to 2011 Tory Conference.

So it wasn't Gordon Brown's fault after all. :smilin:



I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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Postby Guest » Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:17 pm

Verum wrote:"The threat to the world economy - and to Britain - is as serious today as it was in 2008 when world recession loomed," Cameron to 2011 Tory Conference.

So it wasn't Gordon Brown's fault after all. :smilin:
Try not to confuse the Tory faithful with facts
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