Get your affairs in order - The end is nigh :-(

Get your affairs in order - The end is nigh :-(

Postby Ellie-Jane » Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:32 am

The Reverend Harold Camping, who erroneously predicted the world would end on 21 May 2011, has revised his calculations and now expects the apocalypse to arrive this Friday. Mr Camping has form in this matter. He first predicted the end of the world would occur in 1994. When this failed to happen, he blamed mathematical error.

Ahead of the 21 May 2011 prediction, Mr Camping and his followers spent over $100m worldwide to promote what they were sure would be the apocalypse.

Here is the rest http://news.uk.msn.com/blog/news-bite-b ... 8ad5be95ce

Well time's up folks :splat:
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Re: Get your affairs in order - The end is nigh :-(

Postby Mark » Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:51 am

not only did he spend fortunes advertising the end of the world

He also had a very large bet on it as well

and hes the Brains of the outfit :ohshi:

all joking aside, i hope the mad :hand: doesn't live to see his prediction come true
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Re: Get your affairs in order - The end is nigh :-(

Postby Ellie-Jane » Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:21 pm

Well he didn't say what time it would be on Friday, so do I have time to go out on the night and :bar:

Or should I get up Friday morning and go and do this :kumbayaa:

Such a difficult choice :rofl:
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Postby Mark » Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:00 pm

i'm just gonna have a :more beer:

then more :more beer:

topped off with a fine bit of islamic cuisine :cronos:

then see if the missus fancies a bit of the other, whilst we await destruction, as long as theres a couple of minutes to spare :wubwub:

failing that i'll just pull me pud :hand:
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Postby Ali » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:18 pm

Noooo, not this Friday please, I've got a week off work next week. :ohshi:
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Re: Get your affairs in order - The end is nigh :-(

Postby Mark » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:28 pm

i'd rearrange your hols for this week Ali

just in case :smilin:

hope alls well mate.
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Postby Ali » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:48 pm

Cheers for that advice Mark, just wish someone could have mentioned the end of the world is on Friday a bit sooner than Wednesday so I could have made alternative arrangements. :paranoid: :laughing:

I'm well thank you. How about you and yours and how is your daughter getting on?
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Re: Get your affairs in order - The end is nigh :-(

Postby Mark » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:01 pm

we're all good mate

have upped littluns feed a bit, and shes having it a bit later, and has slept thru most nights

she still wakes occasionally, but is much better

cheers for asking :smilin:

lol

my daughter reckons that some motherhood experiences, would be a guaranteed contraceptive :yikes:
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Re: Get your affairs in order - The end is nigh :-(

Postby Ali » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:26 pm

I'm glad to hear that Mark and you can tell her that I was asking how things were going.

Bet the baby is a bit happier too.
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Re: Get your affairs in order - The end is nigh :-(

Postby Mark » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:35 pm

madly, the baby has always been a happy little soul, but just wanted feeding at 3am. once fed she nods back off till the morning, then wakes up happy again.

the funny thing about all this Ali

is that me & the missus have to try and remember back to when ours were babies for reference

but its nigh on impossible sometimes :ohshi:

its great gettin old eh
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Postby Ali » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:52 pm

LOL Mark, even though my eldest is 25 it doesn't seem like 5 minutes ago that he was a baby.

Time has flown so fast, it's quite scary. Listening to the radio at work today and a song came on from 1981. I could remember all the words but it suddenly dawned on me that when it was around I was 17, only two years older than my youngest.
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Postby LordRaven » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:02 pm

Have faith guys and you might get taken up in The Rapture :whistle:
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Re: Get your affairs in order - The end is nigh :-(

Postby peacetoff » Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:10 pm

this friday you say???? i'm busy friday,i'll catch up with you all saturday to see how it all went for you :laughing:
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Postby Ali » Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:17 pm

do you think the earth will move for you Peace? :whistle:
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Re: Get your affairs in order - The end is nigh :-(

Postby Lady Murasaki » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:39 pm

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I'm supposed to be going to Brighton this weekend! :bawlin: :bawlin:
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