George Michael REFUSED NHS Heart Transplant

George Michael REFUSED NHS Heart Transplant

Postby Guest » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:39 pm

http://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2016/12/04/ ... them-away/

The 80’s pop sensation 90’s cop bothering loiterer and naughties stoner George Michael has been refused the vital surgery by the NHS.

Chief Cardiovascular Surgeon Mr. Robin Hart said;

“I like George Michael, don’t get me wrong, the man’s a national treasure but it seems to me that he has no regard for his life anymore, it’s like he’s actively mocking us.”

Mr. Hart who performed a life saving heart transplant on George Micheal in 1983 continued;

“At first he was really grateful that his life had been saved but on the 10th December 1984 he gave his heart away and has continued to do so ever since. There are people out there who would really appreciate a second chance. George is on his 33rd and he’s giving hearts away like they’re Christmas cards. He’s going to have to go private this time.”

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Re: George Michael REFUSED NHS Heart Transplant

Postby Vam » Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:50 pm

:mrgreen:

I read your thread title and was wondering why George Michael would need NHS treatment :ooer: :gigglesnshit:
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Re: George Michael REFUSED NHS Heart Transplant

Postby luddite » Fri Dec 23, 2016 1:19 pm

It's all a tax dodge, in reality George Michael wouldn't even give the steam off his shit away for nothing. :woteva:
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Re: George Michael REFUSED NHS Heart Transplant

Postby Si_Crewe » Fri Dec 23, 2016 1:38 pm

Bloody Greeks, coming over here for health tourism!

Send 'em home.

Ban this sick filth.

Down with that sort of thing.

Etc.
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Re: George Michael REFUSED NHS Heart Transplant

Postby Cannydc » Mon Dec 26, 2016 2:28 am

Bit of a sad joke, George Michael died today.

What a bloody awful year for music's superstars as well as lame jokes.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/peopl ... 95621.html
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Re: George Michael REFUSED NHS Heart Transplant

Postby Guest » Mon Dec 26, 2016 2:43 am

His heart must have been in real bad shape. Imprints are all we leave and we are gone before we know it. Fucking hell
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Re: George Michael REFUSED NHS Heart Transplant

Postby Stooo » Mon Dec 26, 2016 5:55 pm

Guest wrote:http://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2016/12/04/george-michael-declined-33rd-heart-transplant-after-giving-them-away/

The 80’s pop sensation 90’s cop bothering loiterer and naughties stoner George Michael has been refused the vital surgery by the NHS.

Chief Cardiovascular Surgeon Mr. Robin Hart said;

“I like George Michael, don’t get me wrong, the man’s a national treasure but it seems to me that he has no regard for his life anymore, it’s like he’s actively mocking us.”

Mr. Hart who performed a life saving heart transplant on George Micheal in 1983 continued;

“At first he was really grateful that his life had been saved but on the 10th December 1984 he gave his heart away and has continued to do so ever since. There are people out there who would really appreciate a second chance. George is on his 33rd and he’s giving hearts away like they’re Christmas cards. He’s going to have to go private this time.”

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Fri Dec 23, 2016


Are you a wizard? :yikes: :ooer:
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Re: George Michael REFUSED NHS Heart Transplant

Postby luddite » Tue Dec 27, 2016 7:43 am

Cannydc wrote:Bit of a sad joke, George Michael died today.

What a bloody awful year for music's superstars as well as lame jokes.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/peopl ... 95621.html

It's OK, all public toilets were closed yesterday, and today, as a mark of respect. :trollface:
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Re: George Michael REFUSED NHS Heart Transplant

Postby Guest » Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:14 pm

Stooo wrote:
Guest wrote:http://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2016/12/04/george-michael-declined-33rd-heart-transplant-after-giving-them-away/

The 80’s pop sensation 90’s cop bothering loiterer and naughties stoner George Michael has been refused the vital surgery by the NHS.

Chief Cardiovascular Surgeon Mr. Robin Hart said;

“I like George Michael, don’t get me wrong, the man’s a national treasure but it seems to me that he has no regard for his life anymore, it’s like he’s actively mocking us.”

Mr. Hart who performed a life saving heart transplant on George Micheal in 1983 continued;

“At first he was really grateful that his life had been saved but on the 10th December 1984 he gave his heart away and has continued to do so ever since. There are people out there who would really appreciate a second chance. George is on his 33rd and he’s giving hearts away like they’re Christmas cards. He’s going to have to go private this time.”

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Fri Dec 23, 2016


Are you a wizard? :yikes: :ooer:


I knew he was very seriously ill.
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Re: George Michael REFUSED NHS Heart Transplant

Postby Stooo » Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:37 pm

Wankers...
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