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Postby Guest » Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:05 pm ... r-service/

Sir Horton Brown, head of Southern Rail’s parent Go Ahead and Govia companies is to be replaced this week by the CEO of United Airlines in a bid to improve customer relations.

Lord Littleroom, the head of Govia’s marketing division said “We are constantly on the look-out for talent with better public relations credit than the useless bastards we have at the moment. Obviously we’re never going to get Peter Sutcliffe out of jail so we settled on the next best thing.”

United Airlines have been in the headlines this week after getting armed, steroid-munching thugs to remove a doctor from a flight so a bloke who pushes a trolley could get to work the next day.
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