Every single incident of note rolling out, there he immediately is, hooded eyes downcast in extreme sadness and chagrin, suitably sombre low voice expressing 'genuine concern' for all....and of course, calling for instant solutions he couldn't possibly implement if he were in power himself.
These were my thoughts as I was watching the News this morning....Great optics, Jezza But oh jeez - I cannot stand the sight of you, nor will I ever be taken in by your veneer of sincerity, or your purported noble intentions.
I almost hope he does get to lead the country one day, if only to see how much of the British electorate will be totally disillusioned by him, when people realise how little he would actually manage to accomplish and how much catastrophic damage his tenure as PM would cause.