Taxi for the Crown

Taxi for the Crown

Postby wutang » Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:35 pm

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Something grim about a country that cancels taxis for disabled kids while hiring one specifically for a piece of head wear
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Re: Taxi for the Crown

Postby Stooo » Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:39 pm

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Something grim about a country that cancels taxis for disabled kids while hiring one specifically for a piece of head wear


How the fuck else is it going to get there, you want her to tuck it under her arm?

Brenda has shown her displeasure by taking an Uber rather than a gold coach to the event, she's dipped out of Ascot because of it and Phil the Greek is in the infirmary. She probably wants to kick Theresa in the tits at this point.
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Re: Taxi for the Crown

Postby wutang » Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:45 pm

Make one of the corgis wear it
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Re: Taxi for the Crown

Postby McAz » Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:48 pm

wutang wrote:Make one of the corgis wear it


Or deliver it by wheelchair - that's how this little girl was delivered when they took her taxi away.

Disabled five-year-old schoolgirl may be pulled out of classes by her mother after council cancel her free taxi transport because she got a wheelchair

Sarah Williams' daughter Casey was diagnosed with cerebral palsy last year
But council axed Casey's school transport once she received a wheelchair
She is now struggling to push her daughter to school nearly a mile everyday
If she loses her appeal then she will have to withdraw Casey from school

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https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Sarah+Williams&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b&gfe_rd=cr&ei=AZRKWYBhh9Je6e208Aw#q=Sarah+Williams+taxi+wheelchair
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Re: Taxi for the Crown

Postby Stooo » Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:52 pm

McAz wrote:
wutang wrote:Make one of the corgis wear it


Or deliver it by wheelchair - that's how this little girl was delivered when they took her taxi away.

Disabled five-year-old schoolgirl may be pulled out of classes by her mother after council cancel her free taxi transport because she got a wheelchair

Sarah Williams' daughter Casey was diagnosed with cerebral palsy last year
But council axed Casey's school transport once she received a wheelchair
She is now struggling to push her daughter to school nearly a mile everyday
If she loses her appeal then she will have to withdraw Casey from school

Image

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Sarah+Williams&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b&gfe_rd=cr&ei=AZRKWYBhh9Je6e208Aw#q=Sarah+Williams+taxi+wheelchair


I'd seriously get Elon Musk on this, self-driving wheelchair with brilliant battery life.
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Re: Taxi for the Crown

Postby McAz » Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:55 pm

Stooo wrote:I'd seriously get Elon Musk on this, self-driving wheelchair with brilliant battery life.


Nah, Amazon drone.
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Re: Taxi for the Crown

Postby Stooo » Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:58 pm

McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:I'd seriously get Elon Musk on this, self-driving wheelchair with brilliant battery life.


Nah, Amazon drone.


Bollocks, this has legs (pardon the pun) :ooer:
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Re: Taxi for the Crown

Postby McAz » Wed Jun 21, 2017 4:00 pm

Stooo wrote:
McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:I'd seriously get Elon Musk on this, self-driving wheelchair with brilliant battery life.


Nah, Amazon drone.


Bollocks, this has legs (pardon the pun) :ooer:


I already have legs - I want wings.
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Re: Taxi for the Crown

Postby Stooo » Wed Jun 21, 2017 4:05 pm

McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:
McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:I'd seriously get Elon Musk on this, self-driving wheelchair with brilliant battery life.


Nah, Amazon drone.


Bollocks, this has legs (pardon the pun) :ooer:


I already have legs - I want wings.


Red Bull? :dunno:
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Re: Taxi for the Crown

Postby McAz » Wed Jun 21, 2017 4:07 pm

Stooo wrote:
McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:
McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:I'd seriously get Elon Musk on this, self-driving wheelchair with brilliant battery life.


Nah, Amazon drone.


Bollocks, this has legs (pardon the pun) :ooer:


I already have legs - I want wings.


Red Bull? :dunno:


Tried it - fell out the window straight down - don't believe the hype.
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Re: Taxi for the Crown

Postby Stooo » Wed Jun 21, 2017 4:08 pm

McAz wrote:
Tried it - fell out the window straight down - don't believe the hype.


Fuck Skittles then...
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Re: Taxi for the Crown

Postby Guest » Wed Jun 21, 2017 4:10 pm

McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:
McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:
McAz wrote:
Nah, Amazon drone.


Bollocks, this has legs (pardon the pun) :ooer:


I already have legs - I want wings.


Red Bull? :dunno:


Tried it - fell out the window straight down - don't believe the hype.


You're doing it all wrong mate
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Re: Taxi for the Crown

Postby McAz » Wed Jun 21, 2017 4:11 pm

Stooo wrote:
McAz wrote:
Tried it - fell out the window straight down - don't believe the hype.


Fuck Skittles then...


:laughing:

I've just googled their blurb:

"Skittles allows you to let your imagination run free, push past the boundaries of normal life and enter a world without limitations."

Old acidheads never die, they just join the ad industry. :ooer:
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Re: Taxi for the Crown

Postby Stooo » Wed Jun 21, 2017 4:13 pm

McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:
McAz wrote:
Tried it - fell out the window straight down - don't believe the hype.


Fuck Skittles then...


:laughing:

I've just googled their blurb:

"Skittles allows you to let your imagination run free, push past the boundaries of normal life and enter a world without limitations."

Old acidheads never die, they just join the ad industry. :ooer:


It sounds like it would make me do something naughty that involves a field of wheat.
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Re: Taxi for the Crown

Postby McAz » Wed Jun 21, 2017 4:13 pm

Guest wrote:
McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:Red Bull? :dunno:


Tried it - fell out the window straight down - don't believe the hype.


You're doing it all wrong mate


Were we married? :ooer:
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