Avon Barksdale wrote:Trapper John wrote:if you've ever been to a NEXT sale, you'll know exactly what I mean.
Looool.
I went to a NEXT sale once. Never again. Walked in. Walked straight back out again.
Absolute bloody carnage.
I feel the same but I had to go to keep the peace.
So I was talking about the ones you have to be at at 5:30am, not walking into one halfway through the day. I've been to three of those, all in different areas and I can tell you that Nigerian women's MO is exactly the same wherever it is.
They turn up team handed and although they don't jump the queue outside, when the doors open they are in there first regardless of where they were outside. Some of these women are fucking huge and imposing so only bring the slightest of mutters from the rest of the punters.
Once inside they head straight for the rails and pretty much hover up everything without even looking and pile it up in a big heap on the floor. Thats theirs as far as they are concerned and no-one better touch a thread. They then proceed to look at what they've got holding it up and trying it on until eventually they have what they want and leave what they don't, disgarded on the floor.