This would be his cabinet:
- First Secretary of State - John Redwood
- Chancellor - Andrea Leadsom
- Foreign Sec - Liam Fox
- Home Sec - Iain Duncan Smith
- Brexit Sec - Michael Gove
- Justice Sec - Priti Patel
- Defence Sec - Penny Mordaunt
- Work & Pensions Sec - Esther McVey
- Business Sec - Sajid Javid
- International Trade Sec - Nadhim Zahawi
- Education Sec - Graham Brady
- Health Sec - Boris Johnson
- Leader of the Commons - Chris Grayling
- Leader of the Lords - Ann Widdecombe
- Communities Sec - Dominic Raab
- International Development Sec - James Cleverly
- Transport Sec - Adam Afriyie
- Environment Sec - George Eustice
- Culture Sec - Jesse Norman
- Scotland Sec - Ross Thompson
- Wales Sec - David Jones
- NI Sec - Theresa Villiers
- Chief Sec to the Treasury - Kwasi Kwarteng
- Immigration Minister - David Davies
- Women & Equalities Minister - Philip Davies
These would be his policies, campaigning on a hard brexit, low tax, pro capital punishment and anti BBC platform:
Economy:
- Reduce corporation tax
- Increase VAT
- Scrap all regulations imposed on the economy by the EU including workers rights
Health:
- Privatisation of hospitals
- NHS reformed to an insurance based system similar to Medicare
- Focus and encourage expanding private healthcare to have less people relying on the state
- No funding for abortions
Education:
- Require all schools to have pupils make oath of allegiance to Queen and Country at the start of school with hand on their heart while looking at union jack flag and portrait of HM The Queen
- Replace teachings of evolution with religious education based on the Church of England's view of events
- Ban catholic and other faith schools
- Require all pupils in England to sit 8 GCSEs
- Introduce three strikes rule in schools for bad pupils, which have pupils who have been expelled from secondary school three times banned from going to state school and instead going to new military schools which sees them learning for a career in the army, navy or air force learning basic maths, english, science as well as training for roles like mechanics, pilots, sailers etc
- Require school governing bodies and headteachers to make provision to keep schools open in adverse weather conditions
- Increase tuition fees to £18,500 per year
Social Security:
- Replace benefits with rations similar to food stamps in the USA
- Make it illegal for people to beg for money in the streets
- Make it illegal for businesses to give free food to homeless people as this goes against neoliberal and lassiare fare capitalist views
- Ban food banks
- Introduce one child policy for low income families from 2025
- No entitlement of non-UK Citizens from the European Union and the European Economic Area to taxpayer-funded benefits until they gain UK citizenship
- Restrict access by foreign nationals to United Kingdom public services for which no charge is made
Constitutional Reform:
- Withdraw from the European Convention of Human Rights and to deport alleged terrorists subject to approval by the British courts
- Introduce full fiscal autonomy for Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland to end the Barnett formula and the draining of English tax money while keeping union intact
Society:
- Prohibit the wearing of certain face coverings; and for connected purposes
- Make provision for the parents of young offenders to be legally responsible for their actions
- Aim to reduce increasing ethnic minorities and introduce law to ensure the UK remains at least 60% white
Immigration:
- Make provision to exclude from the United Kingdom foreign nationals found guilty of a criminal offence committed in the United Kingdom - Deport all EU nationals who aren't in full time work
- Five year freeze on Bulgarian and Romanian nationals coming to live and work in UK
- Introduce points based system with a cap of 50,000 immigrants per year
Law and Order:
- Require prisoners to serve in prison the full custodial sentence handed down by the court
- Life sentences mean life
- Three strikes rule for crimes
- Reintroduce capital punishment via hanging for murder and child sex crimes
- Have all police officers wear a duty belt that consists of a handgun, a Taser, an expandable baton, pepper spray, a set of handcuffs, ammunition magazines, gloves, torch and a two-way radio
- Have police at football games armed with assault weapons
Media:
- End the license fee
- Privatisation of Channel 4
- Closing down BBC 2
- Privatisation of BBC
- Remove spending limits and advertising rules for general elections allowing TV advertising by political parties - Remove broadcaster impartiality regulations
Would a Kelvin MacKenzie Conservative party win Britain? Or result in a Labour landslide and Lib Dem comeback?
