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by **Didge** » Wed Apr 25, 2018 5:00 am

[*]It has been claimed that only around 1,200 relatives are likely to live in the UK
[*]This means that a Wembley Stadium crowd would include around three cousins
[*]But the Scottish typically have even more, with 21,000 cousins and those in the North West of England have 20,000

Most of us can count our cousins on our fingers.
But if you take a wider look at your family tree, you might find a few thousand more.
The average Briton has 17,000 living blood relatives, DNA researchers have claimed – most of them second, third or even up to eighth cousins.
The majority of them are thought to live across the globe, while only 1,200 are in the UK. It means that a typical Wembley Stadium crowd would include three cousins, analysis from AncestryDNA found.

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by **Lady Murasaki** » Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:55 am

You’re related to a banana.

by **art0hur0moh** » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:46 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:You’re related to a banana.

50%

In regard to family trees. We are all born of kings, going back far enough! The definition of cousins is direct blood relatives where sexual relations cause genetic mutations. Although procration with direct cousins isn't nessesarily going to cause negative mutations. Over generations it will have a negative effect. Plants only self pollinate in the most extream of circumstances.

by **Lady Murasaki** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 5:16 am

art0hur0moh wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:You’re related to a banana.

50%

In regard to family trees. We are all born of kings, going back far enough! The definition of cousins is direct blood relatives where sexual relations cause genetic mutations. Although procration with direct cousins isn't nessesarily going to cause negative mutations. Over generations it will have a negative effect. Plants only self pollinate in the most extream of circumstances.

We are all mutants, we should really be bananas.

by **Didge** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 5:21 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:You’re related to a banana.

Its that your sexual furstration coming out for all to see, that you picture people as Phallic symbols, lol :smilin:

by **Lady Murasaki** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 5:26 am

Didge wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:You’re related to a banana.

Its that your sexual furstration coming out for all to see, that you picture people as Phallic symbols, lol

Educate yourself.

https://www.getscience.com/content/how- ... we-bananas

by **Didge** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 5:35 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:
Didge wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:You’re related to a banana.

Its that your sexual furstration coming out for all to see, that you picture people as Phallic symbols, lol

Educate yourself.

https://www.getscience.com/content/how- ... we-bananas

I dont need any education, as I am simple showing how sexually frustrated you are, that you think of such a phallic symbol, ha ha

Humans are related to many things today, hence the stupdity of your point

by **Lady Murasaki** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 5:49 am

Didge wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Didge wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:You’re related to a banana.

Its that your sexual furstration coming out for all to see, that you picture people as Phallic symbols, lol

Educate yourself.

https://www.getscience.com/content/how- ... we-bananas

I dont need any education, as I am simple showing how sexually frustrated you are, that you think of such a phallic symbol, ha ha

Humans are related to many things today, hence the stupdity of your point

You are the definition of this phrase: you can’t educate pork.

:awesome:

by **Didge** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 5:52 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:
Didge wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Didge wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:You’re related to a banana.

Its that your sexual furstration coming out for all to see, that you picture people as Phallic symbols, lol

Educate yourself.

https://www.getscience.com/content/how- ... we-bananas

I dont need any education, as I am simple showing how sexually frustrated you are, that you think of such a phallic symbol, ha ha

Humans are related to many things today, hence the stupdity of your point

You are the definition of this phrase: you can’t educate pork.

Oh, so you think of me as something to eat lol

Yet more sexual frustration ha ha

by **Lady Murasaki** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 5:55 am

You must have more banana genes than the average human. You’re obsessed!
:laughing:

by **Didge** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 6:04 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:You must have more banana genes than the average human. You’re obsessed!

Well it would certainly turn you on, two dicks for the price of one.. :smilin:

You see, i can easily take the piss out of myself :smilin:

by **Lady Murasaki** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 6:11 am

Didge wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:You must have more banana genes than the average human. You’re obsessed!

Well it would certainly turn you on, two dicks for the price of one..

You see, i can easily take the piss out of myself

Why would that turn me on? :dunno:

Why are you so strange? No sleep?

by **Didge** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 6:15 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:
Didge wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:You must have more banana genes than the average human. You’re obsessed!

Well it would certainly turn you on, two dicks for the price of one..

You see, i can easily take the piss out of myself

Why would that turn me on?
Why are you so strange? No sleep?

You call having a sense of humour strange, lol?

I never said what turns you on, but you think of phallic object symbols subconciously ha ha ha

by **Lady Murasaki** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 6:19 am

Didge wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Didge wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:You must have more banana genes than the average human. You’re obsessed!

Well it would certainly turn you on, two dicks for the price of one..

You see, i can easily take the piss out of myself

Why would that turn me on?
Why are you so strange? No sleep?

You call having a sense of humour strange, lol?

I never said what turns you on, but you think of phallic object symbols subconciously ha ha ha

Are trying to impersonate jp? :gigglesnshit:

Do you faint when you see a woman eating a banana?
Are you beavis or butthead?

by **Didge** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 6:22 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:
Didge wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Didge wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:You must have more banana genes than the average human. You’re obsessed!

Well it would certainly turn you on, two dicks for the price of one..

You see, i can easily take the piss out of myself

Why would that turn me on?
Why are you so strange? No sleep?

You call having a sense of humour strange, lol?

I never said what turns you on, but you think of phallic object symbols subconciously ha ha ha

Are trying to impersonate jp?

Do you faint when you see a woman eating a banana?
Are you beavis or butthead?

Do I faint?

lol, no

So now you think I am cartoon charcters and two of them as well.

ha ha ha

One think is for sure, you clearly think you are still in a the playground at school :smilin:

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