Middle-aged Tories 'gammons'

[Cannydc]

Did you cook that ?

No, my missus is from here

https://youtu.be/dtUQdqotVaQ

We’ve got a couple of old men round here with Thai brides too.

One old farmer makes his wife cook her Thai food outside in the garage as he cant stand the smell. Mind you in return he’s bought her a car, paid for driving lessons and rescued her from a life of near poverty. All she has to do is keep his bed warm and pretend she loves him.

I love the 'old men with unloving Thai brides' stories.

They make me laugh, especially as in my case they couldn't be further from the truth.

They are usually written by dried up, bitterly jealous old biddies who could just imagine their husbands doing the same thing.

In effect, a female Gammon.......

[Guest]

Did you cook that ?

No, my missus is from here

https://youtu.be/dtUQdqotVaQ

We’ve got a couple of old men round here with Thai brides too.

One old farmer makes his wife cook her Thai food outside in the garage as he cant stand the smell. Mind you in return he’s bought her a car, paid for driving lessons and rescued her from a life of near poverty. All she has to do is keep his bed warm and pretend she loves him.

You really are toxic Tory scum

[McAz]

Did you cook that ?

No, my missus is from here

https://youtu.be/dtUQdqotVaQ

We’ve got a couple of old men round here with Thai brides too.

One old farmer makes his wife cook her Thai food outside in the garage as he cant stand the smell. Mind you in return he’s bought her a car, paid for driving lessons and rescued her from a life of near poverty. All she has to do is keep his bed warm and pretend she loves him.

So not much different from your life then.

[Cannydc]

Did you cook that ?

No, my missus is from here

https://youtu.be/dtUQdqotVaQ

We’ve got a couple of old men round here with Thai brides too.

One old farmer makes his wife cook her Thai food outside in the garage as he cant stand the smell. Mind you in return he’s bought her a car, paid for driving lessons and rescued her from a life of near poverty. All she has to do is keep his bed warm and pretend she loves him.

So not much different from your life then.

I tried not to laugh at that, honest,

And failed miserably.

Mrs Canny, a trained accountant who lectured at Thai college before she met me 12 years ago, is now a chef.....so she's intelligent, pretty, cooks like a dream, and keeps my bed very cosy indeed, thanks very much.

And not a hint of gammon

[Gigabit]

Don't understand the outrage tbh

[Guest]

No, your arithmetic is correct
The equation is 18% of 300 000 (total immigration) or 9% of 150 000 (EU immigration),both of which is near enough the 13 500 you stated.
Mungo showing his innumeracy there, what a thick Tory cunt.

Or is it just another typical Tory lie in a desperate attempt to "win"?

Brilliant!
Are you the person doing all those policy costings for Labour?
No wonder they screw it up so often.

Like the 17 Tory MPs who got their figures wrong, one an Employment Minister didn't know what the Minimum Wage was FFS

So says the poster with the bag on his head who doesn't know how to do percentages.

Wrong guest.
I accept your apology.

[Guest]

Gammon people....

[Mickyboy]

So is this a new perceived racism then bcos I could be called gammon bcos I'm white, British and middle aged, not sure about the middle class though, but I've got aspirations lol, but I don't find it offensive at all though so.......

[Claire]

On Twitter, people in the Yes movement call white, middle aged men who are a big hit for themselves "Gammons".

[MungoBrush]

No, your arithmetic is correct
The equation is 18% of 300 000 (total immigration) or 9% of 150 000 (EU immigration),both of which is near enough the 13 500 you stated.
Mungo showing his innumeracy there, what a thick Tory cunt.

Or is it just another typical Tory lie in a desperate attempt to "win"?

Brilliant!
Are you the person doing all those policy costings for Labour?
No wonder they screw it up so often.

Like the 17 Tory MPs who got their figures wrong, one an Employment Minister didn't know what the Minimum Wage was FFS

So says the poster with the bag on his head who doesn't know how to do percentages.

Wrong guest.
I accept your apology.

If you don’t want to be mistaken for an idiot, why don’t you stop hiding under that paper bag and post like a real person?

[McAz]

So is this a new perceived racism then bcos I could be called gammon bcos I'm white, British and middle aged, not sure about the middle class though, but I've got aspirations lol, but I don't find it offensive at all though so.......

Is it racism? Ask Mungo, he's into that kind of thing.

[Ray of Sunshine]

I love the 'old men with unloving Thai brides' stories.

They make me laugh, especially as in my case they couldn't be further from the truth.

They are usually written by dried up, bitterly jealous old biddies who could just imagine their husbands doing the same thing.

In effect, a female Gammon.......

Not very "progressive" though is it?

Importing third world chattels to do your cooking and cleaning and service you in the bedroom.

Seems very Tory and Imperial to me.

[McAz]

I love the 'old men with unloving Thai brides' stories.

They make me laugh, especially as in my case they couldn't be further from the truth.

They are usually written by dried up, bitterly jealous old biddies who could just imagine their husbands doing the same thing.

In effect, a female Gammon.......

Not very "progressive" though is it?

Importing third world chattels to do your cooking and cleaning and service you in the bedroom.

Seems very Tory and Imperial to me.

I got mine from Teesside - same thing.

[Ray of Sunshine]

Just doesn't sound very feminist and left-wing to me.

But these lefties always are hypocrites, the shadow cabinet all send their kids to public schools and grammars but say that we can't do the same.

[McAz]

Just doesn't sound very feminist and left-wing to me.

But these lefties always are hypocrites, the shadow cabinet all send their kids to public schools and grammars but say that we can't do the same.

What doesn't - marriage?