HEROES

[calitom]

[Cannydc]

As ex-military, Air Force, we sent our officers to die...

We made grim jokes, I'll try and find a few out sometime. One oldie was from the Falklands conflict, a guy from one of the para regiments stood on a landmine. His mate shouted "are you OK ?" - "No", screamed the para, "I've lost both my legs".

"No you haven't" his mate replied, "they're over here".

He sounds a very funny man indeed, he seems to 'get' military humour where many civvies never would. And there's a balance in there somewhere - he's just fine.

[Cannydc]

This was worth a giggle...

[Stooo]

[Punk]

I prefer Roses or Quality Street.

[Rolluplostinspace]

This Tom seems to be what I'm up against when talking to you on here.

Space Force!

[Punk]

When was the 1812 war?

[Rolluplostinspace]

Doug Stanhope