HOW MANY WILL RESIGN ??

[Stooo]

Theresa May narrowly avoided a full-blown Cabinet walkout tonight as she finally revealed an "agreed" Brexit plan.

The panicking Prime Minister had feared mass resignations and was even drawing up an emergency reshuffle.

But despite weeks of threats to quit, Brexiteer Tories appeared to bottle it at a 12-hour Chequers showdown - which had been dubbed The Body Bag Summit.

Mrs May announced a big shift to a 'softer' Brexit after treating ministers to whisky-cured salmon and whisky barrel chips at her country retreat.


BrexShit aint happening!

Especially when it's going to be kicked out.

[Cobs]

Restart the clock and let the havering crescendo to the next deadline...
Has Barnier said no yet?

[McAz]

Carry on Up the Brexit.

[Keyser]

Carry on Up the Brexit.

Whatever happens my conscience is clear.

How anyone could have fallen into voting for the utter catastrofuck of Brexshit is beyond me.

[Stooo]

Carry on Up the Brexit.

If only it was that funny.

This is going to cost a shitload for many years no matter what the outcome is.

Fucking stupidity.

[McAz]

Carry on Up the Brexit.

If only it was that funny.

This is going to cost a shitload for many years no matter what the outcome is.

Fucking stupidity.

Two steps forward and one step back. Look on the bright side, we may have just avoided fascism.

[Stooo]

Carry on Up the Brexit.

If only it was that funny.

This is going to cost a shitload for many years no matter what the outcome is.

Fucking stupidity.

Two steps forward and one step back. Look on the bright side, we may have just avoided fascism.

There isn't a bright side.

[McAz]

Carry on Up the Brexit.

If only it was that funny.

This is going to cost a shitload for many years no matter what the outcome is.

Fucking stupidity.

Two steps forward and one step back. Look on the bright side, we may have just avoided fascism.

There isn't a bright side.

Turn up the music and drink more wine. While you have a dick there's hope.

[Punk]

The Facebook Vote Leave page has been well triggered.

[Guest]

[Rolluplostinspace]

But you can roll it in glitter.

[Guest]

David Davis has resigned.

[Cannydc]

David Davis. Another turd that couldn't be polished.

Described by colleagues as "thick as mince" and a "lazy toad", he won't be missed.

The Brexishambles rolls on....

[Guest]

David Davis has resigned.

[Psidgaf]

So has Boris Johnson.