Drunken Gulls

Drunken Gulls

Postby Ernie Marples » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:30 pm

I live in South Devon and here not only are the gulls pulling stuff from the bins and snatching peoples sandwiches .. They are also falling from the sky blind drunk and the RSPCA are rescuing so many of them that their vans are now :more beer: smelling like breweries. Surely time for these gulls to be taught a lesson. :flog:
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Re: Drunken Gulls

Postby Raggamuffin » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:34 pm

You can train them apparently. :laughing:
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Re: Drunken Gulls

Postby Stooo » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:35 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:You can train them apparently. :laughing:


It's a work in progress...
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Re: Drunken Gulls

Postby Raggamuffin » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:36 pm

Stooo wrote:
Raggamuffin wrote:You can train them apparently. :laughing:


It's a work in progress...


I can't wait to hear about that progress. :cuppaT:
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Re: Drunken Gulls

Postby Guest » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:36 pm

Ernie Marples wrote:I live in South Devon and here not only are the gulls pulling stuff from the bins and snatching peoples sandwiches .. They are also falling from the sky blind drunk and the RSPCA are rescuing so many of them that their vans are now :more beer: smelling like breweries. Surely time for these gulls to be taught a lesson. :flog:


Have you ever heard about the birdman from Alcatraz? :dunno:

If you treat them nicely and give them a bit of your sandwich and a gulp on your pint of beer, they will squawk lovingly at you and then fly off and leave you alone. :wubbers:
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Re: Drunken Gulls

Postby Stooo » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:46 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Raggamuffin wrote:You can train them apparently. :laughing:


It's a work in progress...


I can't wait to hear about that progress. :cuppaT:


I'll be sure to crow about it :mrgreen:
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