Brexit Satire

[wutang]

[Cannydc]

[Grafenwalder]

But without a parachute.

[Stooo]

But without a parachute.

When you're lying in a field with every bone broken they will still tell you that you can fly but only if you have faith, a startled pencil told told them that.

[Grafenwalder]

But without a parachute.

When you're lying in a field with every bone broken they will still tell you that you can fly but only if you have faith, a startled pencil told told them that.

Some really witty quips on that guys account but this one is serious - and i agree with him.

[McAz]

Get out your Ration Book.

Police fear the fallout from a 'no-deal' Brexit could lead to "widescale disruption and dangers for the general public" and have warned they may not have the resources to cope.

Officers also say they have had "limited information" from the government about how to prepare for Brexit, fear a return of violence to Northern Ireland and have raised the spectre that rationing may need to be introduced to fend off panic buying.

(Sky News - today).



Aww - getting our country back - how quaint.

[LordRaven]

Get out your Ration Book.

Police fear the fallout from a 'no-deal' Brexit could lead to "widescale disruption and dangers for the general public" and have warned they may not have the resources to cope.

Officers also say they have had "limited information" from the government about how to prepare for Brexit, fear a return of violence to Northern Ireland and have raised the spectre that rationing may need to be introduced to fend off panic buying.

(Sky News - today).



Aww - getting our country back - how quaint.

Too late, you and Herr Rollup already set it in motion.

[McAz]

Get out your Ration Book.

Police fear the fallout from a 'no-deal' Brexit could lead to "widescale disruption and dangers for the general public" and have warned they may not have the resources to cope.

Officers also say they have had "limited information" from the government about how to prepare for Brexit, fear a return of violence to Northern Ireland and have raised the spectre that rationing may need to be introduced to fend off panic buying.

(Sky News - today).



Aww - getting our country back - how quaint.

Too late, you and Herr Rollup already set it in motion.

Yeah - activism, not just words.

[LordRaven]

Get out your Ration Book.

Police fear the fallout from a 'no-deal' Brexit could lead to "widescale disruption and dangers for the general public" and have warned they may not have the resources to cope.

Officers also say they have had "limited information" from the government about how to prepare for Brexit, fear a return of violence to Northern Ireland and have raised the spectre that rationing may need to be introduced to fend off panic buying.

(Sky News - today).



Aww - getting our country back - how quaint.

Too late, you and Herr Rollup already set it in motion.

Yeah - activism, not just words.

Rollup is our very own Burt Gummer

[Rolluplostinspace]

Get out your Ration Book.

Police fear the fallout from a 'no-deal' Brexit could lead to "widescale disruption and dangers for the general public" and have warned they may not have the resources to cope.

Officers also say they have had "limited information" from the government about how to prepare for Brexit, fear a return of violence to Northern Ireland and have raised the spectre that rationing may need to be introduced to fend off panic buying.

(Sky News - today).



Aww - getting our country back - how quaint.

Too late, you and Herr Rollup already set it in motion.

Yeah - activism, not just words.

Rollup is our very own Burt Gummer

Go and get pissed Raven it's about all you've got in your extremely lonely old age.
I do have some pity for you I must admit.

[Stooo]

I've got two of the three men in the pub podcast following me on the bird thing...

This whole process will be more than satire come the end, it will demand it's own branch of comedy.

[calitom]

[McAz]

Good one, Tom - lots of laughs.

I particularly liked the extended "oooer, the EU is a superstate" rant coming from someone who lives in and supports the most menacing superstate on the planet.

[MungoBrush]

Get out your Ration Book.

Police fear the fallout from a 'no-deal' Brexit could lead to "widescale disruption and dangers for the general public" and have warned they may not have the resources to cope.

Officers also say they have had "limited information" from the government about how to prepare for Brexit, fear a return of violence to Northern Ireland and have raised the spectre that rationing may need to be introduced to fend off panic buying.

(Sky News - today).



Aww - getting our country back - how quaint.

Will we get cod liver oil rations back?

[Stooo]

Get out your Ration Book.

Police fear the fallout from a 'no-deal' Brexit could lead to "widescale disruption and dangers for the general public" and have warned they may not have the resources to cope.

Officers also say they have had "limited information" from the government about how to prepare for Brexit, fear a return of violence to Northern Ireland and have raised the spectre that rationing may need to be introduced to fend off panic buying.

(Sky News - today).



Aww - getting our country back - how quaint.

Will we get cod liver oil rations back?

Eat more fibre...