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Re: Brexit Satire 2

Postby Cobs » Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:28 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:My posts are still on here somewhere where I say we're screwed if we do screwed if we don't.
Two dead ends and we still have to choose.
I'm still of the same mind.
Leaving though may well isolate us a little from the coming economic mess that the EU is falling into.
The political and social mess too.
Whatever happens next .... we're in for stormy times.

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Re: Brexit Satire 2

Postby Cannydc » Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:57 pm

"good god do you think that corporations arent people????...oiii yoii yoii"

Not in terms of tax - in fact the word 'faceless' is highly apt.

So, it really is a few pence (about 15p) a day for 99% of the UK taxpayers.

And I guess that was clear to you, seeing your attempt to divert rather than reply.
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Re: Brexit Satire 2

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Feb 14, 2019 12:42 am

Brexit: New Command Centre to Detect “Battle Rhythm” On The Streets

The reality of Britain’s no-deal exit from the European Union is now dawning upon us all – both Leavers and remainers. From what we are being told by the experts, a hard-Brexit is going to be truly painful economically. The government is preparing for much worse though.



Ian Dunt, editor at Politics.co.uk says it all in a few words – with less than 50 days left to the 29th March. His frustration is palpable – “It is hard to fully describe the contempt felt towards May in Brussels right now. Just imagine sitting across a table from someone for two years and having them tell you that this is the plan they need, this is the plan they can get through the Commons, and then watch them delay a vote on it, lose catastrophically, whip their own MPs to vote against it, and then come back, cap in hand, asking for you to change the thing that they themselves proposed you must do. The shame of it. The sheer inadequacy.
This is humiliation on a historic scale. It is the single most incompetent act of British diplomacy we’ve witnessed in our lifetime. That’s not hyperbole. That is a simple statement of fact. Quite apart from the core-function national downgrade which May is pursuing, her manner of going about it is so shambolic and disingenuous that our reputation as a serious country may never recover.”

Even Britain’s application to join the WTO was rejected by the very WTO members that the Brexiteers like Liam Fox keep telling us will be our new global trading partners. Eleven countries rejected the British application including America because they want even more deregulation and extreme free-market access than you can imagine.

And so, Britain is now preparing for the very worst. Thousands of army personnel and thousands more reservists are being put on standby. Police forces across the nation are making preparations. The domestic security service MI5 now has 20 per cent of its entire staff posted to trouble hot-spots and even the Royal family are preparing to move in case of protests and riots.

Now we hear that the government has started to recruit civilians to work in an emergency command and control centre being set up to try to make sure Britain runs smoothly in the aftermath of a potential no-deal Brexit.

The government is mobilising all of its resources with the chief executive of the civil service, John Manzoni, already confirming it is looking to second 5,000 civil servants, with volunt................. https://truepublica.org.uk/united-kingd ... _m_tecRvgA

There may be trouble ahead .....
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Re: Brexit Satire 2

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Feb 14, 2019 12:46 am

Europe on the Brink of Collapse?
The Empire’s European castle of vassals is crumbling. Right in front of our eyes. But Nobody seems to see it. The European Union (EU), the conglomerate of vassals – Trump calls them irrelevant, and he doesn’t care what they think about him, they deserve to be collapsing. They, the ‘vassalic’ EU, a group of 28 countries, some 500 million people, with a combined economy of a projected 19 trillion US-dollar equivalent, about the same as the US, have submitted themselves to the dictate of Washington in just about every important aspect of life.

The EU has accepted on orders by Washington to sanction Russia, Venezuela, Iran – and a myriad of countries that have never done any harm to any of the 28 EU member states. The EU has accepted the humiliation of military impositions by NATO – threating Russia and China with ever more and ever more advancing military basis towards Moscow and Beijing, to the point that Brussels’ foreign policy is basically led by NATO.

It was clear from the very get-go that the US sanctions regime imposed on Russia and all the countries refusing to submit to the whims and rules of Washington, directly and via the EU, was hurting the EU economically far more than Russia. This is specifically true for some of the southern Europe........ > https://www.globalresearch.ca/europe-br ... se/5665679
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Re: Brexit Satire 2

Postby Grafenwalder » Thu Feb 14, 2019 12:52 am

Is Seaborne being operated by a bunch of batshit crazy Brexiteers? It seems so as they're in a state of denial. The wacko's are claiming they will be "reintroducing the Ramsgate to Ostend Freight Ferry service in the Spring of 2019".

It gets even more bonkers.

"The new service will have a number of unique features and benefits designed to meet the needs of both operators and their drivers".

Free paddles? A limited edition photo of the phantom ferry fleet?

They're even advertising for staff at Ramsgate and Ostende. This must be a massive operation. :laughing:
https://seabornefreight.com/recruitment
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Re: Brexit Satire 2

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:05 am

“Have you got security clearance for that?”

The Day
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**REVEALED EXCLUSIVELY FROM INSIDE THE EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT**

The coming uprising has Political and Military Insiders so concerned they’ve deployed new chemical weapons on the streets – for use against civilians

https://pro.southbankresearch.com/p/ZHA ... g=0&h=true
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Re: Brexit Satire 2

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:25 am

It’s the national Brexit lorry lottery

Tunbridge Wells, UK: UK hauliers return to work today (11 February 2019) to discover whether they have been lucky in the “International Lottery” for one of less than 1,000 available haulage permits that will be required for them to send trucks to the Continent and Ireland in the event of a No Deal Brexit. The Freight Transport Association explains the system.

“In the event of a No Deal Brexit, the only tool currently available to UK hauliers to access the European market is ECMT permits. The fact that permits would be available to less than 9% of UK operators means that more than 90% of UK operators will be left in the cold. As we have been warning for some time, the number of permits available under international rules would be totally insufficient to keep Britain trading effectively and shows just how vital it is that a deal is reached with our European counterparts.”

More here >>> http://www.globalcoldchainnews.com/its- ... DxtkkKypuA
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Re: Brexit Satire 2

Postby calitom » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:11 am

Cannydc wrote:"good god do you think that corporations arent people????...oiii yoii yoii"

Not in terms of tax - in fact the word 'faceless' is highly apt.

So, it really is a few pence (about 15p) a day for 99% of the UK taxpayers.

And I guess that was clear to you, seeing your attempt to divert rather than reply.


VAT is paid by people.it is a tax/
Corporations are owned by people who pay the taxes.
GOVT [ays for stuff by taking peoples money which is a TAX.
It doesnt fall out of the sky.
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Re: Brexit Satire 2

Postby Cannydc » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:30 am

calitom wrote:
Cannydc wrote:"good god do you think that corporations arent people????...oiii yoii yoii"

Not in terms of tax - in fact the word 'faceless' is highly apt.

So, it really is a few pence (about 15p) a day for 99% of the UK taxpayers.

And I guess that was clear to you, seeing your attempt to divert rather than reply.


VAT is paid by people.it is a tax/
Corporations are owned by people who pay the taxes.
GOVT [ays for stuff by taking peoples money which is a TAX.
It doesnt fall out of the sky.


There's a huge difference between compulsory and discretionary taxes, and corporation tax comes from company funds, not the shareholders who technically own the company, but it's late and you would only bluster more BS.

15 pence a day. A few pennies. That's it. And now we are beginning to see what we lose when out of the EU.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/p ... 98131.html

https://www.theguardian.com/business/20 ... sunderland

https://www.theguardian.com/business/20 ... r-job-cuts

https://www.euronews.com/2019/02/09/dut ... rexit-move

https://www.ft.com/content/c5d4b930-1d5 ... e4dbd3580d

And so on.
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Re: Brexit Satire 2

Postby MungoBrush » Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:31 am

Cobs wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:My posts are still on here somewhere where I say we're screwed if we do screwed if we don't.
Two dead ends and we still have to choose.
I'm still of the same mind.
Leaving though may well isolate us a little from the coming economic mess that the EU is falling into.
The political and social mess too.
Whatever happens next .... we're in for stormy times.

roses are red
tulips they shine
grab fast to your ankles
for march twenty-nine


Roses are red,
Here’s something new,
Violets are violet,
Not fucking blue.
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Re: Brexit Satire 2

Postby Stooo » Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:06 pm

Image

Indeed.
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Re: Brexit Satire 2

Postby Guest » Fri Feb 15, 2019 6:50 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:“Have you got security clearance for that?”

The Day
Brussels Burns

**REVEALED EXCLUSIVELY FROM INSIDE THE EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT**

The coming uprising has Political and Military Insiders so concerned they’ve deployed new chemical weapons on the streets – for use against civilians

https://pro.southbankresearch.com/p/ZHA ... g=0&h=true






If they refuse to use Chemical weapons in war zones, Do you really think they would use them on British streets?
I'VE NOT READ YOUR LINK, I never do because you're batshit crazy and none of your crazy rants ever come true. Yet you keep on/
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Re: Brexit Satire 2

Postby MungoBrush » Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:40 pm

Stooo wrote:Image

Indeed.


If anyone needed proof that the majority are not always right - just look at the leader that the majority of Labour Party members voted for.
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Re: Brexit Satire 2

Postby Cobs » Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:55 pm

'Let them read Ibsen'
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Re: Brexit Satire 2

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:09 pm

China Cancels Trade Talks with UK in Protest over Defence Secretary Williamson’s Speech
Chinese Vice-Premier Hu Chunhua has cancelled trade talks with Britain’s Finance Minister, Mr Philip Hammond, after Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson threatened to deploy an aircraft carrier in Beijing’s backyard, The Sun newspaper reported on Thursday (Feb 14).

Mr Hu was due to hold trade talks with Mr Hammond this weekend.

Instead, the newspaper said, Mr Hu cancelled the talks in protest at Mr Williamson’s speech on Monday.
https://www.globalresearch.ca/china-can ... ch/5668726
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